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The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Local C ()
Date: May 24, 2019 02:31AM

1) police officer
2) military

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Meow Mix ()
Date: May 24, 2019 06:53AM

I don’t think a pussy cat would meet the height requirements.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: May 24, 2019 08:19AM

& was rejected when he applied for Popo & Army. Now he has to go back to his cuckie bedwetter job as a Starbuck's barista.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Local C ()
Date: May 24, 2019 09:51AM

OP is obviously gay Wrote:
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> & was rejected when he applied for Popo & Army.
> Now he has to go back to his cuckie bedwetter job
> as a Starbuck's barista.


Why would I wet the bed, if I can easily piss in your coffee? Which I do btw.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: May 24, 2019 10:33AM

Local C Wrote:
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> OP is obviously gay Wrote:
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> > & was rejected when he applied for Popo & Army.
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> > Now he has to go back to his cuckie bedwetter
> job
> > as a Starbuck's barista.
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> Why would I wet the bed, if I can easily piss in
> your coffee? Which I do btw.


You don't piss in mine, beard0 wierd0 bedwetter. I don't buy coffee b/c I know little pantyboys like you are out there who think you're funny when you pee in people's coffee. I make my coffee at home.


Oh, & I bet you didn't notice when your co-worker beat off in the coffee you were drinking. Too bad for you, huh? since you're also a pole smoker, you'd a' liked to know about that "treat", huh?

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: It's Science ()
Date: May 24, 2019 11:05AM

I like giving pussies the dick test. If they can handle this bad boy they pass they test.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: _Tarlton_ ()
Date: May 24, 2019 11:07AM

It depends. Not all branches of police departments are created equally. I served in the coast guard and while boot camp wasn’t as intense as say Army boot camp, it wasn’t a picnic. The chair force probably has the most lax camp. Marines, forget about it, definitely can’t be a pussy to sign on for that. With police forces, it depends.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: _TarIton__ ()
Date: May 24, 2019 11:19AM

Fucking Gerry in the ass

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Gerry’s Gay Pedo Protector ()
Date: May 24, 2019 12:11PM

_TarIton__ Wrote:
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> Fucking Gerry in the ass

Hey that’s my job, back off!

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:25PM

Gerry’s Gay Pedo Protector Wrote:
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> Hey that’s my job, back off!


Hey, I thought that’s the goats job!

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Gerry’s Gay Pedo Protector ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:40PM

Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> > Hey that’s my job, back off!
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> Hey, I thought that’s the goats job!

Sometimes the goat needs a break so I take over.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Drunk FFXU poster ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:48PM

_Tarlton_ Wrote:
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U meen U didden surf in the cavalry lyke Uncle Bannister?

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: try to be civil ()
Date: May 24, 2019 08:59PM

Please don't make fun of Gerry. He is having a hard time.

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: not pussies... ()
Date: May 24, 2019 09:50PM

Best jobs for kids who were bullied in high school or too stupid to go to college

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Re: The best jobs for pussies
Posted by: Tubamanderer2 ()
Date: May 24, 2019 10:37PM

The fat boy used to play the tuba for fuck's sake.

LOL!

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