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What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: lowell ()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:03PM

Things all men should have on hand by the time they are 40 years old.

At least Two sets of matching dinner plates, and at least one of them made in Europe
Three wool suits, one acceptable for a funeral
A navy sports jacket, and a light brown sport jacket for spring
A car with fewer than 75,000 miles on it
A gas grill, bonus for a smoker, plus a grill accessory set
A meat tenderizing hammer
Two pairs of all leather dress shoes, black, cordovan, bonus for brown. bonus for European made.
Designer watch, digital, or Apple not acceptable
A dressing box
A reliable Iron less than five years old.
A significant other in a long term relationship.
AN HD Television, but no bigger than 60”
A higher end bicycle.
Beer in the fridge, always, for unexpected company. Same with a bottle of white Wine
A set of six matching white wine glasses, a set of four matching red wine glasses
you do not n
A set of bar tumblers, short and tall.
A reserve bottle of rum, bourbon, and gin, for entertaining older generations.
A go to recipe for a quick unexpected dinner with a friend.
A camera from not your phone.
Alexa or Siri in the bedroom to as questions in the morning.
Electric Knife.
Veggie steamer
A good long umbrella
A Tool set, does not need to match
If a homeowner, circular saw, electric sander, electric drill. Ladder.
Handkerchiefs, Cordovan belt, leather braces (suspenders)
Boat shoes
You do not need a full set of golf clubs, but you do need a driver and putter for the driving range.
A fine leather wallet.
At least $100,000 in a retirement account.
a Passport
Silk pajamas

anything else?
Three different sets of bed sheets, seasonal.
Hi end glass lens sun glasses
A reserve credit card


Bonus
Wine fridge
Subscription to Harpers, the Atlantic, or The New Yorker
Driving shoes

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: Older gentleman ()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:35PM

A successful 40 year old should not be on this stupid site.

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: Here in the real world ()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:41PM

A forty-year-old man should still live at home, collect welfare and weigh 300 pounds.
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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: thatageplus ()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:45PM

lowell Wrote:
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> Things all men should have on hand by the time
> they are 40 years old.
>
> At least Two sets of matching dinner plates, and
> at least one of them made in Europe
> Three wool suits, one acceptable for a funeral
> A navy sports jacket, and a light brown sport
> jacket for spring
> A car with fewer than 75,000 miles on it
> A gas grill, bonus for a smoker, plus a grill
> accessory set
> A meat tenderizing hammer
> Two pairs of all leather dress shoes, black,
> cordovan, bonus for brown. bonus for European
> made.
> Designer watch, digital, or Apple not
> acceptable
> A dressing box
> A reliable Iron less than five years old.
> A significant other in a long term relationship.
> AN HD Television, but no bigger than 60”
> A higher end bicycle.
> Beer in the fridge, always, for unexpected
> company. Same with a bottle of white Wine
> A set of six matching white wine glasses, a set of
> four matching red wine glasses
> you do not n
> A set of bar tumblers, short and tall.
> A reserve bottle of rum, bourbon, and gin, for
> entertaining older generations.
> A go to recipe for a quick unexpected dinner with
> a friend.
> A camera from not your phone.
> Alexa or Siri in the bedroom to as questions in
> the morning.
> Electric Knife.
> Veggie steamer
> A good long umbrella
> A Tool set, does not need to match
> If a homeowner, circular saw, electric sander,
> electric drill. Ladder.
> Handkerchiefs, Cordovan belt, leather braces
> (suspenders)
> Boat shoes
> You do not need a full set of golf clubs, but you
> do need a driver and putter for the driving range.
>
> A fine leather wallet.
> At least $100,000 in a retirement account.
> a Passport
> Silk pajamas
>
> anything else?
> Three different sets of bed sheets, seasonal.
> Hi end glass lens sun glasses
> A reserve credit card
>
>
> Bonus
> Wine fridge
> Subscription to Harpers, the Atlantic, or The New
> Yorker
> Driving shoes


This is the most fucked up list of worthless shit I have ever seen. My wife might have most of that shit but why would a MAN want it?

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: Forgot the ass douche ()
Date: May 23, 2019 02:00PM

Obviously a libfag list.

> Subscription to Harpers, the Atlantic, or The New
> Yorker
> Driving shoes

This is the "man" giving this advice:

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: by age forty you should have ()
Date: May 23, 2019 02:05PM

only about 1/5 of the items on your list, but five times the amount in your retirement account.

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: kevin Klien ()
Date: May 23, 2019 03:46PM

thatageplus Wrote:
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> lowell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Things all men should have on hand by the time
> > they are 40 years old.
> >
> > At least Two sets of matching dinner plates,
> and
> > at least one of them made in Europe
> > Three wool suits, one acceptable for a funeral
> > A navy sports jacket, and a light brown sport
> > jacket for spring
> > A car with fewer than 75,000 miles on it
> > A gas grill, bonus for a smoker, plus a grill
> > accessory set
> > A meat tenderizing hammer
> > Two pairs of all leather dress shoes, black,
> > cordovan, bonus for brown. bonus for European
> > made.
> > Designer watch, digital, or Apple not
> > acceptable
> > A dressing box
> > A reliable Iron less than five years old.
> > A significant other in a long term
> relationship.
> > AN HD Television, but no bigger than 60”
> > A higher end bicycle.
> > Beer in the fridge, always, for unexpected
> > company. Same with a bottle of white Wine
> > A set of six matching white wine glasses, a set
> of
> > four matching red wine glasses
> > you do not n
> > A set of bar tumblers, short and tall.
> > A reserve bottle of rum, bourbon, and gin, for
> > entertaining older generations.
> > A go to recipe for a quick unexpected dinner
> with
> > a friend.
> > A camera from not your phone.
> > Alexa or Siri in the bedroom to as questions in
> > the morning.
> > Electric Knife.
> > Veggie steamer
> > A good long umbrella
> > A Tool set, does not need to match
> > If a homeowner, circular saw, electric sander,
> > electric drill. Ladder.
> > Handkerchiefs, Cordovan belt, leather braces
> > (suspenders)
> > Boat shoes
> > You do not need a full set of golf clubs, but
> you
> > do need a driver and putter for the driving
> range.
> >
> > A fine leather wallet.
> > At least $100,000 in a retirement account.
> > a Passport
> > Silk pajamas
> >
> > anything else?
> > Three different sets of bed sheets, seasonal.
> > Hi end glass lens sun glasses
> > A reserve credit card
> >
> >
> > Bonus
> > Wine fridge
> > Subscription to Harpers, the Atlantic, or The
> New
> > Yorker
> > Driving shoes
>
>
> This is the most fucked up list of worthless shit
> I have ever seen. My wife might have most of that
> shit but why would a MAN want it?

The title says "on hand," if you wife has it, and you live together, you are covered. If you live alone, these are things that will make you ready to be presentable.

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: Wealth Comes In Many Forms ()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:01PM

Health and “happiness is a warm gun”. Appreciate what you have.
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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: Wealth Comes in Many Forms ()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:18PM

This is all I require. Everything else is just junk that clutters ones freedom of both mind and soul.
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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: What every/most men desire ()
Date: May 23, 2019 06:20PM

Wealth Comes in Many Forms Wrote:
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> This is all I require. Everything else is just
> junk that clutters ones freedom of both mind and
> soul.

Hot lady! Their are guys who would go broke just trying to get a feel of her.

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Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by: OP is a bedwetting lib cuckie ()
Date: May 24, 2019 08:25AM

sorry 4 being redundant, I said "bedwetting" liberal "cuckie".

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