Re: What ever man should have by the time he reaches 40 years old
Posted by:
kevin Klien
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Date: May 23, 2019 03:46PM
thatageplus Wrote:
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> lowell Wrote:
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> > Things all men should have on hand by the time
> > they are 40 years old.
> >
> > At least Two sets of matching dinner plates,
> and
> > at least one of them made in Europe
> > Three wool suits, one acceptable for a funeral
> > A navy sports jacket, and a light brown sport
> > jacket for spring
> > A car with fewer than 75,000 miles on it
> > A gas grill, bonus for a smoker, plus a grill
> > accessory set
> > A meat tenderizing hammer
> > Two pairs of all leather dress shoes, black,
> > cordovan, bonus for brown. bonus for European
> > made.
> > Designer watch, digital, or Apple not
> > acceptable
> > A dressing box
> > A reliable Iron less than five years old.
> > A significant other in a long term
> relationship.
> > AN HD Television, but no bigger than 60”
> > A higher end bicycle.
> > Beer in the fridge, always, for unexpected
> > company. Same with a bottle of white Wine
> > A set of six matching white wine glasses, a set
> of
> > four matching red wine glasses
> > you do not n
> > A set of bar tumblers, short and tall.
> > A reserve bottle of rum, bourbon, and gin, for
> > entertaining older generations.
> > A go to recipe for a quick unexpected dinner
> with
> > a friend.
> > A camera from not your phone.
> > Alexa or Siri in the bedroom to as questions in
> > the morning.
> > Electric Knife.
> > Veggie steamer
> > A good long umbrella
> > A Tool set, does not need to match
> > If a homeowner, circular saw, electric sander,
> > electric drill. Ladder.
> > Handkerchiefs, Cordovan belt, leather braces
> > (suspenders)
> > Boat shoes
> > You do not need a full set of golf clubs, but
> you
> > do need a driver and putter for the driving
> range.
> >
> > A fine leather wallet.
> > At least $100,000 in a retirement account.
> > a Passport
> > Silk pajamas
> >
> > anything else?
> > Three different sets of bed sheets, seasonal.
> > Hi end glass lens sun glasses
> > A reserve credit card
> >
> >
> > Bonus
> > Wine fridge
> > Subscription to Harpers, the Atlantic, or The
> New
> > Yorker
> > Driving shoes
>
>
> This is the most fucked up list of worthless shit
> I have ever seen. My wife might have most of that
> shit but why would a MAN want it?
The title says "on hand," if you wife has it, and you live together, you are covered. If you live alone, these are things that will make you ready to be presentable.