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Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Roy Rogers was a mistake ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:26PM

I did on the way home from work, and soiled myself in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own filth until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my shit stained pants and boxers in the trash. I haven’t figured out how I’m going to get in the house without my wife and kids seeing me with no pants.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: of course ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:29PM

Everyone has - sharting happens. Relax.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Wjjdd ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:37PM

Sharting isn’t even close, you ever hold your shit way longer then u can or should? I shit my pants like 3-4 times, if you take away a period of drug use, I may have only shit myself 1-2 times

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: it is your right ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:39PM

That a fundamental civil right in a lot of Far East places

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2's right hand ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:42PM

What's wrong with shitting in your pants. Just reach in and pull it out.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: HardtoHold ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:43PM

I had fistula surgery and to get deep enough in me the Doc had to cut my sphincter muscle, he went in past his and his assistants elbows, so now I can only hold it for so long. I always have skid marks.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:43PM

Roy Rogers was a mistake Wrote:
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> I did on the way home from work, and soiled myself
> in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own filth
> until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my shit
> stained pants and boxers in the trash. I haven’t
> figured out how I’m going to get in the house
> without my wife and kids seeing me with no pants.

In libtarded Nancy Pelosi's district your supposed to shit on the sidewalk.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: envfj ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:49PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Roy Rogers was a mistake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I did on the way home from work, and soiled
> myself
> > in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own
> filth
> > until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my
> shit
> > stained pants and boxers in the trash. I
> haven’t
> > figured out how I’m going to get in the house
> > without my wife and kids seeing me with no
> pants.
>
> In libtarded Nancy Pelosi's district your supposed
> to shit on the sidewalk.

everything political? Really? Even shitting your pants? What a cunt you are.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: gerry's password clue ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:52PM

When I do shit my pants, I take them to the Target women's bathroom and dump them there.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: mis's password clue ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:57PM

gerry's password clue Wrote:
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> When I do shit my pants, I take them to the Target
> women's bathroom and dump them there.


He took them to Toys R Us

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Depends ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:58PM

Goatfuckerer2 just shits on his kitchen counter, makes gifs of it and posts it on FU.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:06PM

Depends Wrote:
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> Goatfuckerer2 just shits on his kitchen counter,
> makes gifs of it and posts it on FU.


Can you post a link or the gif itself or STFU?

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Twice - runners know what I mean ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:16PM

Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive shits when I was about a mile away from home. Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have to get in the show with your clothes on, take them off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a fairly common occurrence among runners - all the bouncing can get things moving, and often you hydrate before the run, which also loosens things up. Then are many pictures on the internet of marathoners with shit running down their legs. But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2. ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:21PM

Depends Wrote:
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> Goatfuckerer2 just shits on his kitchen counter,
> makes gifs of it and posts it on FU.

Find one shit pic posted by me you weird freak. I can find one you posted today.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Twice in the past year ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:29PM

If I get stoned and eat late nite at Taco Bell, I will have to take a massive shit that comes on rapidly.
I am heavy set guy so I eat the 10pack of bean burritos with “fire” hot sauce.
I’m so used to it(I’m 53) that I skim off the solids in the toilet and use the detachable shower wand, on pressure massage setting, to rinse off the remainder.
I then have to conceal the somewhat cleansed pants and undies from my wife.
She already thinks I am a sociopath.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: miz shit himself ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:36PM

when lizzie was bludgeoning him

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Dead lift ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:18PM

Twice - runners know what I mean Wrote:
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> Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive
> shits when I was about a mile away from home.
> Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and
> shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have
> to get in the show with your clothes on, take them
> off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a
> fairly common occurrence among runners - all the
> bouncing can get things moving, and often you
> hydrate before the run, which also loosens things
> up. Then are many pictures on the internet of
> marathoners with shit running down their legs.
> But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just
> going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking
> with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than
> carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.


Powerlifters occasionally have blow outs as well.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: shitheadx ()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:08AM

Twice - runners know what I mean Wrote:
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> Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive
> shits when I was about a mile away from home.
> Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and
> shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have
> to get in the show with your clothes on, take them
> off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a
> fairly common occurrence among runners - all the
> bouncing can get things moving, and often you
> hydrate before the run, which also loosens things
> up. Then are many pictures on the internet of
> marathoners with shit running down their legs.
> But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just
> going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking
> with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than
> carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.

Sounds like you are a scat fetishist - the one that posts the shit gifs here. I have been a runner for decades, I have logged over 30,000 miles and I have never shit my pants. Ive had to stop 3 or 4 times to take an emergency shit but never shit in my pants. Not ever. I have seen pictures of competitive long distance runners with shit running down their legs but I suspect they didnt want to lose time. Disgusting for sure but not a common running experience.

get help shithead.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:20AM

Gerry hasn't ever pooped his pants. He poops his diaper every day, though.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Cam Francis ()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:37AM

Askerer of questions Wrote:
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> Gerry hasn't ever pooped his pants. He poops his
> diaper every day, though.
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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Fgu..ing ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:11PM

Yes, I have shit your pants numerous times.

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Bob Malm Did ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:51PM

Got an amoebic infection. Supposedly from seafood. I think sex with whores

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Re: Have you ever shit your pants as an adult?
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: May 15, 2019 09:29PM

I eat at Tippys Taco everyday, and then shit my pants everyday.

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