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Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Yankees are slime ()
Date: May 13, 2019 03:10PM


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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Drugser ()
Date: May 13, 2019 03:43PM

They was apparently high on PCP or acid. He had been known to all the thru-hikers and they had all warned other hikers about him.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: hiker00 ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:22AM

Drugser Wrote:
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> They was apparently high on PCP or acid. He had
> been known to all the thru-hikers and they had all
> warned other hikers about him.


I occasionally read the Appalachian trail subreddit on Reddit, and there were posts about this guy a few weeks ago. Supposedly he was freaking people out and making threats, even holding a knife to his own dog’s throat in front of people. Hikers were warning people to stay away from him. Really sad situation down there. I didn’t hear anything about drug use, only that he was a real skitzo with all kinds of delusional conspiracy stories.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Rob Dobalena ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:08AM

I know most hardcore hikers are crunchy libtards, but the obvious need for a gun out there is pretty hard to hide from. Mostly for the one-off dope fiend like this asshole, but there are bears etc...

I know... I know... bears don't fuck with people and all that. If you slip down a rock or land wrong on a root and break a bone in your leg and you're lying there with no cell signal, a fucking gang of possums could kill you.

I don't hike out there without some added insurance against the unlikely.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: PWYCT ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:33AM

I think you're allowed to have a gat now.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: hiker00 ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:50AM

Rob Dobalena Wrote:
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> I know most hardcore hikers are crunchy libtards,
> but the obvious need for a gun out there is pretty
> hard to hide from. Mostly for the one-off dope
> fiend like this asshole, but there are bears
> etc...
>
> I know... I know... bears don't fuck with people
> and all that. If you slip down a rock or land
> wrong on a root and break a bone in your leg and
> you're lying there with no cell signal, a fucking
> gang of possums could kill you.
>
> I don't hike out there without some added
> insurance against the unlikely.

You won’t find any thru hikers carrying guns. It’s extra weight and equipment that is not needed. The basic rule of thumb for a thru hike is: if it’s not something you use everyday, you don’t need it, and will regret lugging it up & down every day for 5 months. Not to mention you’re traveling through many different jurisdictions where laws might be different and you’d have no place to stash it or way of getting it back home without leaving the trail. I’ve done two week section hikes and wouldn’t even want to carry one. I’d rather carry an extra pound or two of food.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Teddy two jobs ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:11AM

hiker00 Wrote:
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> Rob Dobalena Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know most hardcore hikers are crunchy
> libtards,
> > but the obvious need for a gun out there is
> pretty
> > hard to hide from. Mostly for the one-off dope
> > fiend like this asshole, but there are bears
> > etc...
> >
> > I know... I know... bears don't fuck with
> people
> > and all that. If you slip down a rock or land
> > wrong on a root and break a bone in your leg
> and
> > you're lying there with no cell signal, a
> fucking
> > gang of possums could kill you.
> >
> > I don't hike out there without some added
> > insurance against the unlikely.
>
> You won’t find any thru hikers carrying guns.
> It’s extra weight and equipment that is not
> needed. The basic rule of thumb for a thru hike
> is: if it’s not something you use everyday, you
> don’t need it, and will regret lugging it up &
> down every day for 5 months. Not to mention
> you’re traveling through many different
> jurisdictions where laws might be different and
> you’d have no place to stash it or way of
> getting it back home without leaving the trail.
> I’ve done two week section hikes and wouldn’t
> even want to carry one. I’d rather carry an
> extra pound or two of food.


That's your call. I wonder if the dead guy wishes he'd had a gun. As far as the law goes, I think it's probably illegal to kill someone with a machete in the park. I wonder if the guy in jail cared that what he did was illegal.

It's your backpack and your sore feet and all the miles are on you... you make the call that works for you.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Gun nuts ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:16AM

More than ten thousand people have been murdered in their workplace over the past few decades.

Do you take a gun to work?

I’m guessing ‘No’.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:22AM

Yankees are slime Wrote:
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> Scum bucket Northerner.
>
>
>
>


gay move, bro.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:23AM

Gunumb nuts Wrote:
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> More than ten thousand people have been murdered
> in their workplace over the past few decades.
>
> Do you take a gun to work?
>
> I’m guessing ‘No’.


FIFY

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: KMH7B ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:26AM

Wow, FIFY, you are killin' it. Everybody loves you and thinks you're funny.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:27AM

Gun nuts Wrote:
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> More than ten thousand people have been murdered
> in their workplace over the past few decades.
>
> Do you take a gun to work?
>
> I’m guessing ‘No’.


I do and more people than you would think do as well but you'll never know.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: FIFFY Sock Puppet ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:30AM

KMH7B Wrote:
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> Wow, FIFY, you are killin' it. Everybody loves
> you and thinks you're funny.


HOw do I do it? I JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Hiking Superhero ()
Date: May 14, 2019 12:35PM

I carry a confederate flag and wear a “maga” hat when I hike the Appalachian Trail. That’s enough to scare away anybody. Potential attackers take one look at me in my glorious Trump regalia and know I am not the kind of person you want to mess with.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Raven ()
Date: May 14, 2019 01:01PM

Rob Dobalena Wrote:
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> I know most hardcore hikers are crunchy libtards,
> but the obvious need for a gun out there is pretty
> hard to hide from. Mostly for the one-off dope
> fiend like this asshole, but there are bears
> etc...
>
> I know... I know... bears don't fuck with people
> and all that. If you slip down a rock or land
> wrong on a root and break a bone in your leg and
> you're lying there with no cell signal, a fucking
> gang of possums could kill you.
>
> I don't hike out there without some added
> insurance against the unlikely.

Oh lord, the two hikers that were killed years ago on the AT had a gun and it didn't help. Not much you can do with a gun if you can't reach it or you're approached suddenly.

Attacks on the AT are extremely extremely rare. You're safe on the AT then in a bad neighborhood. Most likely you'd end up shooting yourself or some other hiker by accident. A lot the lands don't allow guns because of drunken campers capping them off wrecklessly target shooting shit.

Check out the video - https://thetrek.co/appalachian-trail/armed-man-sought-threatening-hikers/

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Walking sticks ()
Date: May 14, 2019 01:20PM

Fair points. "Crunchy libtards" with guns do indeed pose a greater threat to themselves and those around them. I guess it's like giving your dog a cell phone.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: rambo couch potatoes ()
Date: May 14, 2019 01:53PM

There are two kinds of people who bring guns on hikes. People who are trying to look tough and people who are scared. Basically people who shouldn’t have firearms under any kind of incident.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Red Hats ()
Date: May 14, 2019 02:50PM

rambo couch potatoes Wrote:
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> There are two kinds of people who bring guns on
> hikes. People who are trying to look tough and
> people who are scared. Basically people who
> shouldn’t have firearms under any kind of
> incident.

Agreed. I got removed all guns from house after a friend blew his head off.

All these everybody needs to conceal types wouldn't last five seconds in the gang areas.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: facts hurt ()
Date: May 14, 2019 03:15PM

Gun nuts Wrote:
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> More than ten thousand people have been murdered
> in their workplace over the past few decades.
>
> Do you take a gun to work?
>
> I’m guessing ‘No’.


I did every day and most of the building knew it, as did a couple other people, and no we weren't security. Just citizens with a boss that understood that fact. I work from home now, but I know for a fact the one guy that still works there still carries. Amazing though, in the 12 plus years I was there there were exactly zero incidents in that building. I wonder why.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: keyboard experts suck ()
Date: May 14, 2019 03:20PM

rambo couch potatoes Wrote:
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> There are two kinds of people who bring guns on
> hikes. People who are trying to look tough and
> people who are scared. Basically people who
> shouldn’t have firearms under any kind of
> incident.


There are more people that carry on long hikes than you are aware of. Because the people that carry as a last resort to defend themselves against God knows what don't go waiving it around saying hey look at me. Honestly, you couldn't be a bigger dumbass if you tried.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Socially Inept CCW Idiots ()
Date: May 14, 2019 03:30PM

facts hurt Wrote:
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> I did every day and most of the building knew it,
> as did a couple other people, and no we weren't
> security. Just citizens with a boss that
> understood that fact. I work from home now, but I
> know for a fact the one guy that still works there
> still carries. Amazing though, in the 12 plus
> years I was there there were exactly zero
> incidents in that building. I wonder why.

We had two of these idiots in our building. Have the people in the building couldn't stand they guys and the other half thought they should of been fired.

No way I want some lunatic at working carry a gun around and into meetings. Those are the fuckers that always end up going crazy and shooting places up because they can't get along socially.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: libtarded pansy wrote ()
Date: May 14, 2019 03:43PM

Socially Inept CCW Idiots Wrote:
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> facts hurt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I did every day and most of the building knew
> it,
> > as did a couple other people, and no we weren't
> > security. Just citizens with a boss that
> > understood that fact. I work from home now, but
> I
> > know for a fact the one guy that still works
> there
> > still carries. Amazing though, in the 12 plus
> > years I was there there were exactly zero
> > incidents in that building. I wonder why.
>
> We had two of these idiots in our building. Have
> the people in the building couldn't stand they
> guys and the other half thought they should of
> been fired.
>
> No way I want some lunatic at working carry a gun
> around and into meetings. Those are the fuckers
> that always end up going crazy and shooting places
> up because they can't get along socially.

Right, that's why it didn't happen. I always find it a tad hypocritical when some pansy cries about a gun but will go have lunch and be surrounded by sharp knives.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: ????? ()
Date: May 14, 2019 03:46PM

Red Hats Wrote:
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>
>
> Agreed. I got removed all guns from house after a
> friend blew his head off.
>
> All these everybody needs to conceal types
> wouldn't last five seconds in the gang areas.


ESL student??

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: Twoweekertoo ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:23PM

I did two weeks last year and did carry- .22 with one 30 round clip. I was the only one in my group that was armed, but am glad I did - exactly for this reason.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: fat loser trolls ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:48PM

Most of these guys bragging about carrying guns on hiking trips probably work up a sweat getting across the Walmart parking lot.

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Re: Massa-two-shits man attacks Virginia hikers with Machete
Posted by: freud says ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:53PM

fat loser trolls Wrote:
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> Most of these guys bragging about carrying guns on
> hiking trips probably work up a sweat getting
> across the Walmart parking lot.


you are projecting

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