Other than 18 days in the Arlington ADC I have no experience with jail or prison. I am taking self defense classes and started shaving my head. This forum seems like it would attract former prisoners. Any suggestions would be welcome. Thanks!

If you're a man have as much gay sex as you can. Your asshole should get used to being stretched out. It will be a lot less painful preparing on the outside.

Lizzie will be the expert but she's still locked up until the Fall. You could get her address from William Moreno and write to her though.

Otherwise, here is a site you might find some answers on:
https://prisonprofessors.com/

Start going to church now and get with the Jesus freaks on the inside. The Jesus guys all look out for each other. Talk to no one outside of church at first, give out NO personal information. Stay out of trouble for 6 months and you might get sent to Keen Mountain or Wise. Those places are almost like living in a college dorm. Take any job they offer you, it really helps the time pass. I used to do silk screening at Keene Mountain, everybody there was cool.

What Eesh did was look for the biggest guy in there then sucked the guys clock like it never been sucked before. Though he was only in county lock up.

At least, that's what Lizzie said

Go in there a spot the toughest looking mofo you can find and punch him.

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> What Miz did was look for the biggest guy in
> there then sucked the guys clock like it never
> been sucked before. Though he was only in county
> lock up.
>
> At least, that's what Lizzie said

William Moreno also tried to not let on he was a self-confessed pedophile. If the other inmates had found out they would have killed him. Too bad.
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She's not out yet Wrote:
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> Lizzie will be the expert but she's still locked
> up until the Fall. You could get her address from
> William Moreno and write to her though.
>
> Otherwise, here is a site you might find some
> answers on:
> https://prisonprofessors.com/


She keeps getting into fights and trying to kill herself.

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Go in there a spot the toughest looking mofo you
> can find and punch BLOW him.

Get comfortable with him. He will protect you.
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Dat's da way you going to get fucked.
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Start sucking BBC's now and have them send you introductions to their colleagues in prison. William Moreno did it and he has made a few buddies for life.
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Swaltz Wrote:
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> Other than 18 days in the Arlington ADC I have no
> experience with jail or prison. I am taking self
> defense classes and started shaving my head. This
> forum seems like it would attract former
> prisoners. Any suggestions would be welcome.
> Thanks!


On the off chance that this is a serious post and not just an indirect way to make fun of people here (lizzie) who has/have actually been to prison, there are two great prison youtube channels. Both of these dudes are white and did time in Virginia as it turns out.

After Prison Show: Lot of fluff content but also a lot of good knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSonmKTLAPC2bTCF4JHQ1lg

Lockdown 23&1: Less fluff more actual prison content

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGPB2ZA4096SESz_VZVzHoA/videos

Might have to scroll down a bit to find videos that deal with exactly what you are probably looking for. ie how to survive, how to fit in, what and what not to do etc

Swaltz Wrote:
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> Other than 18 days in the Arlington ADC I have no
> experience with jail or prison. I am taking self
> defense classes and started shaving my head. This
> forum seems like it would attract former
> prisoners. Any suggestions would be welcome.
> Thanks!


Ask Gerry to teach you is to “keister”

Moreno is Gerry too.

Swaltz Wrote:
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> Other than 18 days in the Arlington ADC I have no
> experience with jail or prison. I am taking self
> defense classes and started shaving my head. This
> forum seems like it would attract former
> prisoners. Any suggestions would be welcome.
> Thanks!

Try a diet of tossed salad.

Never look away or try to stare down fellow inmates. Do NOT tell inmates you are or were a member of the liberal democrat party, this is a no-no!!! Could get you shanked!! Although prisons are chocked full of liberals, especially now!! That will not endear you to anyone. Inmates know they are deceptive, self serving, rats, informants and they smell bad.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

FX CO GOV HOLDS PEOPLE PRISONER BEFORE THE TRIAL AND HAS A 99% CONVICTION RATE ON TARGET GROUPS

IF YOU WERE GOING TO PRISON YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO POST ON FFU: YOU'D BE IN PRISON WAITING 2 YEARS WHILE RICH ILLEGAL ALIEN LAWYERS MILKED THE FEDERAL REGISTER OF LEGAL FEES OVER HOW LONG YOU WERE TO BE IN PRISON "ON PAPER"

Don’t bend over for the soap in the shower