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Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
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Meade supporter
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Date: May 03, 2019 01:39AM
You're supposed to be his fans. Instead of making fun of him for being a virgin, how about getting him some pussy? Send a hooker to his apartment or something.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 03, 2019 06:43AM
Because of his deformities and retardation, Meade Skeleton is physically unable to have normal sexual relations.
Meade Skeleton is a eunuch.
Meade Skeleton is a eunuch.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
Answerer of OP questions
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Date: May 03, 2019 08:35AM
B/C we're too busy trying to get some, ourselves. He can wait.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
Barnyard Bill
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Date: May 03, 2019 09:37AM
Gerry could probably hook him up with a goat.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
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Meade doesn't deserve sex
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Date: May 03, 2019 07:03PM
Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> Gerry could probably hook him up with a goat.
Jill D'pill was throwing herself at Meade and he treated her really poorly.
Okay, She wouldn't be considered much of a catch to the rest of us. But really, Meade she is the best Meade will ever do.
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> Gerry could probably hook him up with a goat.
Jill D'pill was throwing herself at Meade and he treated her really poorly.
Okay, She wouldn't be considered much of a catch to the rest of us. But really, Meade she is the best Meade will ever do.
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Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
Zrd23
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Date: May 03, 2019 08:20PM
Meade has had sex with Eesh a few times.. But so has just about everyone on here
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
old fashion
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Date: May 04, 2019 11:35AM
He doesn't believe in sex before marriage. You have to give credit to people with old fashion standards in these crazy times. Most of the folks who nag Meade are "cherry boys" themselves. To talk with them though they had sex with the Mail lady, the MILF next door, a teacher, etc. etc,, you know the types. Legends in their own minds. These guys never change.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
Matchmaker
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Date: May 04, 2019 11:55AM
Meade doesn't deserve sex Wrote:
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> Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> > Gerry could probably hook him up with a goat.
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>
> Jill D'pill was throwing herself at Meade and he
> treated her really poorly.
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> Okay, She wouldn't be considered much of a catch
> to the rest of us. But really, Meade she is the
> best Meade will ever do.
Karen Leiser is a much better catch than Jill, whoever she is. Karen likes Meade's music and she is a musician herself. Karen is currently having some financial troubles losing her home in bankruptcy, but she is a lawyer and has long term earning potential.
Meade meets all of the criteria that Karen is looking for, so if Meade can get over his antisemitism and embrace his own 5% Jewishness, he will soon be cranking out his own hit cover of Hava Nagila, maybe in a duet with Karen Leiser.
https://www.leiserlaw.com/attorneys/karen-a-leiser/
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> Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> > Gerry could probably hook him up with a goat.
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>
> Jill D'pill was throwing herself at Meade and he
> treated her really poorly.
>
> Okay, She wouldn't be considered much of a catch
> to the rest of us. But really, Meade she is the
> best Meade will ever do.
Karen Leiser is a much better catch than Jill, whoever she is. Karen likes Meade's music and she is a musician herself. Karen is currently having some financial troubles losing her home in bankruptcy, but she is a lawyer and has long term earning potential.
Meade meets all of the criteria that Karen is looking for, so if Meade can get over his antisemitism and embrace his own 5% Jewishness, he will soon be cranking out his own hit cover of Hava Nagila, maybe in a duet with Karen Leiser.
https://www.leiserlaw.com/attorneys/karen-a-leiser/
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Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
A bird in the hand
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Date: May 04, 2019 01:36PM
Karen once said his music wasn't bad.
How stupid does one have to be in order to take to be an invitation to a relationship?
Furthermore, what does Meade have to offer her?
Can Meade fulfill her sexual needs?
She already has children she needs to provide for, why would she want to burdened with an obese 40-year-old man child?
On the other hand,
Jill D'Pill was ready, willing and able to take Meade's virginity.
How stupid does one have to be in order to take to be an invitation to a relationship?
Furthermore, what does Meade have to offer her?
Can Meade fulfill her sexual needs?
She already has children she needs to provide for, why would she want to burdened with an obese 40-year-old man child?
On the other hand,
Jill D'Pill was ready, willing and able to take Meade's virginity.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
almost sharted
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Date: May 04, 2019 04:29PM
Meade supporter Wrote:
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> You're supposed to be his fans. Instead of making
> fun of him for being a virgin, how about getting
> him some pussy? Send a hooker to his apartment or
> something.
he farted and it was very embarrassing
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> You're supposed to be his fans. Instead of making
> fun of him for being a virgin, how about getting
> him some pussy? Send a hooker to his apartment or
> something.
he farted and it was very embarrassing
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
When he Was 9
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Date: May 04, 2019 04:30PM
Gretchen gave him a mercy tug.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
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Jill D' Pill is peep
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Date: May 05, 2019 07:13PM
A bird in the hand Wrote:
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> ...
> She already has children she needs to provide for,
> why would she want to burdened with an obese
> 40-year-old man child?
>
> On the other hand,
> Jill D'Pill was ready, willing and able to take
> Meade's virginity.
And I'm pretty sure peep is sick and tired of middle-aged men who want to fuck him.
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> ...
> She already has children she needs to provide for,
> why would she want to burdened with an obese
> 40-year-old man child?
>
> On the other hand,
> Jill D'Pill was ready, willing and able to take
> Meade's virginity.
And I'm pretty sure peep is sick and tired of middle-aged men who want to fuck him.
Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
Peep in drag?
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Date: May 05, 2019 09:35PM
He doesn't look bad as a woman. Of course if Peep looked female that would be a turn-off for David Trinnes.
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Re: Why has no one here ever tried to get Meade laid?
Posted by:
David in Drag
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Date: May 06, 2019 01:04AM
Peep in drag? Wrote:
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> He doesn't look bad as a woman. Of course if Peep
> looked female that would be a turn-off for David
> Trinnes.
We all know what David looks like in drag.
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> He doesn't look bad as a woman. Of course if Peep
> looked female that would be a turn-off for David
> Trinnes.
We all know what David looks like in drag.
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