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In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: Twilight Zone ()
Date: March 29, 2019 10:54PM

In this parallel universe, he went on to graduate at a Public Ivy, maybe UVA, UNC, maybe even a private university like Duke, got his MBA and has a lucrative career in finance or something along those lines. He's married to some big titted bimbo he met at a sorority soiree, they own a bedroom home in Great Falls and have 2.5 children. Meade is an active member of his church, his community and is even mulling running for a public office of some sort. He'd be running as a Republican of course.
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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: WilliamRobert ()
Date: March 29, 2019 10:56PM

Twilight Zone Wrote:
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> In this parallel universe, he went on to graduate
> at a Public Ivy, maybe UVA, UNC, maybe even a
> private university like Duke, got his MBA and has
> a lucrative career in finance or something along
> those lines. He's married to some big titted bimbo
> he met at a sorority soiree, they own a bedroom
> home in Great Falls and have 2.5 children. Meade
> is an active member of his church, his community
> and is even mulling running for a public office of
> some sort. He'd be running as a Republican of
> course.

what happened in reality?

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 29, 2019 10:57PM

Notice however, Meade Skeleton is still morbidly obese with jiggling neck flab, even in the parallel universe

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2019 10:58PM

In an alternate universe, Meade accepted that he is a homosexual and Gretchen accepted that she is a butch lesbian.

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: it went beyond that ()
Date: March 29, 2019 11:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> In an alternate universe, Meade accepted that he
> is a homosexual and Gretchen accepted that she is
> a butch lesbian.


They moved to a liberal state where meade was made into a woman courtesy of the taxpayers, and gretchen was made into a man also courtesy of the taxpayers; they then moved to a red state wehre siblings were allowed to wed one aother. And then they lived happily ever after, at least until meade turned fifty and gretchen divorced him because he still hadn't found a job.

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: Dr. Sagan's pot dealer ()
Date: March 30, 2019 01:06AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Notice however, Meade Skeleton is still morbidly
> obese with jiggling neck flab, even in the
> parallel universe


Yes, Meade being morbidly obese is one of those invariants in all parallel universes.

Interestingly enough, another one of the invariants is Meade is always wrong about religious matters. The parallel universes in which earth was formed as told in the Bible and Evolution didn't occur, are the ones in which Meade is an atheist!

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: 2.5 children ()
Date: March 30, 2019 01:34AM

If an individual person literaly has one half of a child, does that mean the child's sort of not all there, like lizzie or miz or meade?

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Date: March 30, 2019 01:51AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Notice however, Meade Skeleton is still morbidly
> obese with jiggling neck flab, even in the
> parallel universe

Photo is inaccurate.
Over there, Meade has a beard.

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: Eastern Motors ()
Date: March 30, 2019 11:32AM

What kind of car would Meade be driving? I imagine it’d be a Buick or maybe a Lincoln Navigator.

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Re: In a parallel universe, Meade Skelton is a tremendously successful and productive individual
Posted by: That makes sense ()
Date: March 30, 2019 02:21PM

This Just In Fairfax Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Notice however, Meade Skeleton is still
> morbidly
> > obese with jiggling neck flab, even in the
> > parallel universe
>
> Photo is inaccurate.
> Over there, Meade has a beard.

That is the common conception of fat people in alternate universes.
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