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Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: so H00ngry ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:30PM

Something big is in the works. I hope they are bringing the Priazzo back!

https://thereturn.pizzahut.com/?sf99929759=1

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: I know what it is - ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:38PM

Sorry, no priazzo.

They are changing their beverage contract from Pepsi to Coke.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: FU Business Guru ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:55PM

1. They should probably switch over to eco-friendly, animal welfare approved farm to table organic (flour, cheese, sauce, olive oil, garlic, salt, peeper, spices, and other) ingredients sourced from local farmers.
2. They should focus on healthy low-fast, high protein, food with natural ingredients balanced in food groups and in portions in accordance with medical dietary guidelines based on the body mass index rating.
3. They should have meals that cater to Paleo, Keto, vegetarian, vegan, pescatarian, religious, cultural, and other tastes so as to be universally accepted and supportive of their global franchise model.
4. They should prepare it in eco-friendly CO2 neutral non-carbon footprint pizza ovens made by local artisans.
5. They should have options to cover all food allergies peanut, gluten, dairy, etc.
6. All the restaurants should be solar/hydro/wind powered and put power back into the grid.
7. They should cook using industrial hemp oil.
8. Their vehicles should be powered by bio-fuel.
9. Their facilities should be constructed, operated, maintained, and tested in accordance to Government Green Building as well as other regulations or certification requirements.
10. All equipment, furnishings, cutlery, straws, napkins, paper towels, toilet paper, etc. should be recycled eco-friendly biodegradable natural products
11. They should pay living wages with health benefits that include fitness, health, dental, vision, retirement 401(k) with matches based on profitability, profit sharing, education/tuition assistance, and pet care with 30 days of Paid Time Off each year.
12. They should donate 10% of their net profits to certified charitable organizations but not TRUMP.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: Green Acres ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:56PM

You forgot eliminating corn syrup and artificial sweeteners and other processed sugars/substitutes. Local honey is best.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: Hey Poo Boy ()
Date: March 17, 2019 03:28PM

They should launch a national ad campaign with Goatfuckerer2 as the spokesman. Goatfucker2 eats shit.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: fuck is a p'zone? ()
Date: March 18, 2019 12:04PM

is that eyetalian for pissant?

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: feedmore ()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:30PM

I thought they might be bringing back decent pizza like they had in the 70s and 80s.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: March 18, 2019 05:21PM

What was the announcement? Was this bullshit?

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: Jizz it Up ()
Date: March 19, 2019 12:27AM

They are adding jizz as a special topping. It is available for delivery only and will applied by the delivery driver at some point before it gets to your house.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: gerry not logged in ()
Date: March 19, 2019 08:05AM

Jizz it Up Wrote:
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> They are adding jizz as a special topping. It is
> available for delivery only and will applied by
> the delivery driver at some point before it gets
> to your house.

Is that available NOW? What time do they open today?

Can I get extra jizz?

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Posted by: Wally the warning man ()
Date: March 19, 2019 10:14AM

gerry not logged in Wrote:
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> Jizz it Up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They are adding jizz as a special topping. It
> is
> > available for delivery only and will applied by
> > the delivery driver at some point before it
> gets
> > to your house.
>
> Is that available NOW? What time do they open
> today?
>
> Can I get extra jizz?

Be careful, if it’s Gerrys jizz, you might get a sudden urge to fuck a goat.

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Re: Major announcement coming from pizza hut tonight!
Date: March 19, 2019 11:17AM

Their new official spokesman will be Meade Skelton.

He won a contest.

And no, he will not be dressing up as the Noid.

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