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The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: February 22, 2019 03:33PM

You are invited to the first ever FairfaxUnderground cruise! It will be a 7 day cruise. What port would should be leaving from? What islands should we visit? What food and beverage should be served?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: iertjs ()
Date: February 22, 2019 03:58PM

Either Meade serves as entertainment director or MC or no deal@!!! I ain't going on a boring ship.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:03PM

Can we throw Gerry overboard?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Gilligan ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:04PM

We will set sail inside Megan's butthole. Dinner will be chicken wings.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: name of the ship? ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:15PM

Ship of Fools

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:24PM

iertjs Wrote:
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> Either Meade serves as entertainment director or
> MC or no deal@!!! I ain't going on a boring ship.


That sack a crap will perform two songs a day and complain about his maladies.

More than that, it is funny to laugh at a man in his late 30s who oscillates between sharts and enemas, but you really don't want to be in the same room with him. If Meade actually got an actual debilitating disease, you just know that tub of lard will incubating all kinds of horrible germs and viruses...




Let's lure Brett Davenport back out of retirement...



http://fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?40,1225666


Half a million views, that is 10 times the number of views Meade has total...
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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: call me Ishmael ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:33PM

Meade could dress up in his Captain Crunch or "the Barefoot Pirate" costume and make Gerry walk the blank at the end of 7th day

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: you're Ishmael ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:38PM

call me Ishmael Wrote:
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> Meade could dress up in his Captain Crunch or "the
> Barefoot Pirate" costume and make Gerry walk the
> blank at the end of 7th day


Gerry walks the plank the second we get into international waters, I garuntee that will be longer than anyone can stand him anyway

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Sounds dreadful ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:39PM

call me Ishmael Wrote:
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> Meade could dress up in his Captain Crunch or "the
> Barefoot Pirate" costume and make Gerry walk the
> blank at the end of 7th day.

After two or three days of complaining about demons, eating all the food and stinking the place to high heaven, we will mob up and throw Meade overboard ourselves.
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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: M6MTN ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:48PM

I don't know how you people can listen to him. I fetal like I'm losing brain cells just watching the GIF

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: What about the ladies? ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:48PM

What kind of babes are going to be on this cool high falutine swingers cruise?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:51PM

What about the ladies? Wrote:
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> What kind of babes are going to be on this cool
> high falutine swingers cruise?


I like Karen Leiser...but will she go back to white boys?
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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Capt. Stubing ()
Date: February 22, 2019 04:52PM

Photo from last year's cruise. As you can see seats filled up quickly, so book your spot early this year.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: make sure ()
Date: February 22, 2019 05:04PM

you guys fly your colors! The gay power rainbow from the stern, where you sailor boys like to get it.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Gray Garage ()
Date: February 22, 2019 05:10PM

Lock Goatfuckerer2 down in sewage bilge and away from the goats. Dump the sewage bilge into the ocean off the coast of some 3rd world shit hole like Haiti where he belongs.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:16PM

Gretchen will serve as housekeeping. I will be Captain, Megan will be helmsman.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Jack Sparrow ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gretchen will serve as housekeeping. I will be
> Captain, Megan will be helmsman.


You lack the leadership skills to be a captain. You’ll be below deck blowing Gerry instead.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: phpky ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:21PM

Helmswoman you misogynist.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:40PM

phpky Wrote:
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> Helmswoman you misogynist.


Megan said herself that she’s gender fluid. She could be a male for the cruise.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: phpky ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> phpky Wrote:
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> -----
> > Helmswoman you misogynist.
>
>
> Megan said herself that she’s gender fluid. She
> could be a male for the cruise.

Please respect Megan's pronouns. So much hate in this one.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: hj6vp ()
Date: February 22, 2019 06:58PM

Hopefully, the SS Minnow. Hijinks ensue.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Will Miz share? ()
Date: February 22, 2019 07:08PM

Will anybody else get to sample what Miz and that coke bottle have had all to themselves for far too long?
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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2019 08:15PM

I guess Monique is going to be in the brig?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Really, guys ()
Date: February 22, 2019 08:23PM

I can't believe you guys missed this one

Who will be bunking on the Poop Deck?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Great tip ()
Date: February 22, 2019 08:47PM

Make sure you ask your purser where the "Friends of Dorothy" activities are. And tip him well when he tells you.

FoD is a real thing on cruise ships. A secret thing, but a real thing.

Don't look it up beforehand, it better to be surprised.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Boys will be boys ()
Date: February 22, 2019 10:04PM

Will David Trinnes and his frat buddies be invited on the cruise?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: PYBRs are everywhere ()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:40AM

Great tip Wrote:
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> Make sure you ask your purser where the "Friends
> of Dorothy" activities are. And tip him well when
> he tells you.
>
> FoD is a real thing on cruise ships. A secret
> thing, but a real thing.
>
> Don't look it up beforehand, it better to be
> surprised.

Hopefully Miz will bring his ruby slippers.
Of course, they kicked Miz out of NAMBLA for being a pervert.

He wanted to fuck young girls too...
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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Batting practice ()
Date: April 17, 2019 11:42PM

Is Miz coming, to provide some tertainment.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: peep ()
Date: April 18, 2019 04:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gretchen will serve as housekeeping. I will be
> Captain, Megan will be helmsman.


You will be in charge of cleaning the head.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: April 18, 2019 04:42PM

eesh will go from room to room, sucking everybody’s cock.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: You wish, mis ()
Date: April 18, 2019 04:44PM

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> eesh will go from room to room, sucking
> everybody’s cock.


Pining for your man crush. LOLZ!

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: peep! I'm shocked! ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:19PM

peep Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Gretchen will serve as housekeeping. I will be
> > Captain, Megan will be helmsman.
>
>
> You will be in charge of cleaning the head.


How can you be so cruel to your best friend, mentor, and big brother figure eesh?

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Phil's job ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:56PM

Phil Leiser will negotiate with any pirates that attack.

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: Ffxu cruise ()
Date: April 18, 2019 10:02PM

I want to bunk with Katie closest to where we can acquire some coke, a lot of coke

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Re: The annual FairfaxUnderground cruise
Posted by: will my princess be there? ()
Date: April 18, 2019 11:22PM

She still rocks a bikini!

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