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What would YOU do?
Posted by:
AboutToBlow
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Date: February 13, 2010 05:43PM
So you're on a date and things are going well. So well that she's invites you to her place, where some hanky panky is sure to happen. Just before things wind down at the resteraunt, you feel a rumble. You've got to shit, shit big, and shit now. No holding this monster back. You excuse yourself and go decimate the janitors efforts in the bathroom. You wipe and wipe and wipe, when you realize there is more shit on your ass than in the toilet. After almost a roll of Tp later, you get nothing but sore. You drive to her place, where you quickly forget about how your ass felt like a space shuttle rocket booster on takeoff. She unbuttons your jeans slides them off. You realize she's going to BJ city. Yet you're sure you're ass is still like the swamplands of the south on a hot summer day......
What do you do...?
What do you do...?
Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
got ya
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Date: February 13, 2010 05:46PM
anonymous Harry Tuttle thread
Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: February 13, 2010 05:49PM
You grab a handful of wet paper towels at the restaurant.
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Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
hj
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Date: February 13, 2010 06:02PM
AboutToBlow Wrote:
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> So you're on a date and things are going well. So
> well that she's invites you to her place, where
> some hanky panky is sure to happen. Just before
> things wind down at the resteraunt, you feel a
> rumble. You've got to shit, shit big, and shit
> now. No holding this monster back. You excuse
> yourself and go decimate the janitors efforts in
> the bathroom. You wipe and wipe and wipe, when you
> realize there is more shit on your ass than in the
> toilet. After almost a roll of Tp later, you get
> nothing but sore. You drive to her place, where
> you quickly forget about how your ass felt like a
> space shuttle rocket booster on takeoff. She
> unbuttons your jeans slides them off. You realize
> she's going to BJ city. Yet you're sure you're ass
> is still like the swamplands of the south on a hot
> summer day......
>
> What do you do...?
baby wipes, fucking amateur!
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> So you're on a date and things are going well. So
> well that she's invites you to her place, where
> some hanky panky is sure to happen. Just before
> things wind down at the resteraunt, you feel a
> rumble. You've got to shit, shit big, and shit
> now. No holding this monster back. You excuse
> yourself and go decimate the janitors efforts in
> the bathroom. You wipe and wipe and wipe, when you
> realize there is more shit on your ass than in the
> toilet. After almost a roll of Tp later, you get
> nothing but sore. You drive to her place, where
> you quickly forget about how your ass felt like a
> space shuttle rocket booster on takeoff. She
> unbuttons your jeans slides them off. You realize
> she's going to BJ city. Yet you're sure you're ass
> is still like the swamplands of the south on a hot
> summer day......
>
> What do you do...?
baby wipes, fucking amateur!
Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: February 13, 2010 06:04PM
Am I driving the Tercel or the Echo in this scenario? Also, where is caretaker in all this?
Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
Bartleby
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Date: February 13, 2010 06:40PM
This reminds me of an anecdote in John Huston's autobiography, where he describes
an ill-fated date with a young woman when he was serving in Europe during WWII.
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an ill-fated date with a young woman when he was serving in Europe during WWII.
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Re: What would YOU do?
Posted by:
ยง
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Date: February 13, 2010 10:56PM
The 3rd paragraph was a classic.