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Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: From the Horse's Mouth ()
Date: January 23, 2019 10:01PM


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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Protips ()
Date: January 24, 2019 11:35AM

"I have been in the "business" awhile, and here are some Pro tips for the younger folks who may be trying to get foot in the door of the music world. Whether it's just local, national, or otherwise, I hope these tips may be of valuable use to someone who is trying to find their niche...."


This is one of his best. He really thinks he has something to offer to young musicians beyond his "Don't let this happen to you" failure....
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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Do the Ham dance ()
Date: January 24, 2019 12:02PM

Meade needs something new and exciting in his act....

He should hire Hammie to dance...

They can talk about how young looking and slim they are during their breaks,,,
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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Meade says what? ()
Date: January 24, 2019 03:12PM

"3.Practice your music for an hour at least once a week
Practice makes near perfect. Go over your vocals and instrumentals for any song you think needs work. Also think about how you want to present yourself on stage. Natural is best. Audiences like people they can relate to. Work out rhythm issues and focus on your song craft. Some people worry that practice will destroy natural improvisation or spontaneity. It won't. It's just a tool to make sure you are polished and ready."

Just an hour a week? No wonder his music-making hasn't progressed at since his early recordings almost 20 years ago.


People who have full-time jobs spend more time practicing their music...

He really is a fat lazy bum...

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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Chris Hillman ()
Date: January 24, 2019 06:49PM

Advise I have been giving for years.

So you want to be a rock'n'roll star
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
And take some time and learn how to play
And when your hair's combed right and your pants fit tight
It's gonna be all right

Then it's time to go down town
Where the agent men won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
And in a week or two if you make the charts
The girls will tear you apart

What you pay for your riches and fame
Was it all a strange game
You're a little insane
The money that came and the public acclaim
Don't forget what you are
You're a rock'n'roll star

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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: show us your tits ()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:46AM

Meade needs to take his shirt off more.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 25, 2019 08:42AM

Shouldn't anyone who dispenses advice have achieved some success?


Why would anyone follow the advice of a deformed obese eunuch retard who has never had a friend, a relationship , a job, or any accomplishment of any kind?

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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Famous Son ()
Date: January 25, 2019 12:22PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Shouldn't anyone who dispenses advice have
> achieved some success?
>
>
> Why would anyone follow the advice of a deformed
> obese eunuch retard who has never had a friend, a
> relationship , a job, or any accomplishment of any
> kind?


Unlike you, Meade is a talented singer/songwriter with a Germanic build who has written many wonderful songs. He starred in a movie with Lauren Holly. He also is basically an internet meme.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Internet Meme Meade ()
Date: January 25, 2019 12:29PM

Famous Son Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shouldn't anyone who dispenses advice have
> > achieved some success?
> >
> >
> > Why would anyone follow the advice of a
> deformed
> > obese eunuch retard who has never had a friend,
> a
> > relationship , a job, or any accomplishment of
> any
> > kind?
>
>
> Unlike you, Meade is a talented singer/songwriter
> with a Germanic build who has written many
> wonderful songs. He starred in a movie with
> Lauren Holly. He also is basically an internet
> meme.

And what a great impression of Meade we get his internet...
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Re: Meade Skelton is a true inspiration to all young musicians!
Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: February 22, 2019 01:16AM

Grig Wrote:
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> Hi guys! This kind of music looks boring to me. I
> love rock and guitar. Now I bought a classical
> guitar and downloaded href="https://guitarsolo.info/en/guitar-sheets-tab
> s/">fingerstyle sheet music
to train virtuoso
> playing. Of course I have to spend a lot of time
> and effort, but I like my hobby and I want to
> succeed.


Does the time I spend typing in my credit card information to buy this product count towards the one hour a week I must spend working on my God given craft?

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