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i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Toora Arsala ()
Date: January 20, 2019 04:47PM

Where can I find a girlfriend? I have ADHD and I am on tinder to find a girlfriend but no one responds to me, WHERE CAN I find a Gilrfirned ? Here is my picture I need a girlfriend soon. HELP ME FIND A GIRLFRIEND.
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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Paul Rudd ()
Date: January 20, 2019 04:54PM

If you’re 29 and a virgin, just go to Vegas and pay some hookers to take your virginity. That’ll at least help you build some confidence along with popping your cherry. Forgive me for saying this, but you look like a slob. Dropping the weight and buying a new wardrobe will certainly help. Do you have a steady job? Live with your parents? If either of those are an issue, sort em out. The good news is in the age of online dating, ANYONE can get laid/get a girlfriend.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Toora Arsala ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:00PM

I am looking for a job and I am applying anywhere and no one is hiring me. I was working at Macys but I had to quit because I was sick.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: White brother #1 ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:10PM

Paul Rudd Wrote:
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> If you’re 29 and a virgin, just go to Vegas and
> pay some hookers to take your virginity. That’ll
> at least help you build some confidence along with
> popping your cherry. Forgive me for saying this,
> but you look like a slob. Dropping the weight and
> buying a new wardrobe will certainly help. Do you
> have a steady job? Live with your parents? If
> either of those are an issue, sort em out. The
> good news is in the age of online dating, ANYONE
> can get laid/get a girlfriend.




Follow this advice.


Clean shaven and neat hair. Both good things. The one must is neat, proper fitting clothes. It is a BIG deal to a woman.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Chicken Marsala ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:14PM

Your overweight appearance is an impediment to getting a job and a girlfriend. Start exercising, hit the track and gym, and get on a proper diet. It's easier to meet girls in class, so go back to school and get another degree, which will also help your job prospects.

You don't want to wind up like William Robert Moreno, who is a thirty-six-year-old overweight art-school dropout, also a virgin, has no job at all, wasted more than $300,000 of his parent's money, and his hated around the world as a notorious stalker, pedophile, and Internet troll. So far you are way ahead.
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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Jj oops ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:17PM

White brother #1 Wrote:
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> Paul Rudd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you’re 29 and a virgin, just go to Vegas
> and
> > pay some hookers to take your virginity.
> That’ll
> > at least help you build some confidence along
> with
> > popping your cherry. Forgive me for saying
> this,
> > but you look like a slob. Dropping the weight
> and
> > buying a new wardrobe will certainly help. Do
> you
> > have a steady job? Live with your parents? If
> > either of those are an issue, sort em out. The
> > good news is in the age of online dating,
> ANYONE
> > can get laid/get a girlfriend.
>
>
>
>
> Follow this advice.
>
>
> Clean shaven and neat hair. Both good things. The
> one must is neat, proper fitting clothes. It is a
> BIG deal to a woman.


Ur all wrong here, this guy needs to score about three 8-balls, snort a bit and drive around the hood.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Steve carrell ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:23PM

Toora Arsala Wrote:
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> I am looking for a job and I am applying anywhere
> and no one is hiring me. I was working at Macys
> but I had to quit because I was sick.


Do you have a degree? If so, in what? Networking is also an important part of looking for a job. If you’ve got sales experience, look to start out at a bank or insurance company.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: State Street ()
Date: January 20, 2019 05:30PM

Steve carrell Wrote:
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> Toora Arsala Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am looking for a job and I am applying
> anywhere
> > and no one is hiring me. I was working at
> Macys
> > but I had to quit because I was sick.
>
>
> Do you have a degree? If so, in what? Networking
> is also an important part of looking for a job. If
> you’ve got sales experience, look to start out
> at a bank or insurance company.

Banking is ok but around here there are as many options, except Capital One of course. Stay away from insurance companies unless it's in the corporate headquarters. Again, New York and Boston have more and better jobs in those industries. If you have sales experience go to a technology company. There are a ton of options and they are always hiring inside sales people.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Give In To Your True Feelings ()
Date: January 21, 2019 06:31AM

Get on Craigslist and find another guy loser that's looking to suck another guy's cock. At the very least, you'll get your dick sucked and you'll know how it feels, so when you actually meet a woman that will do that for you, it won't be awkward.

One thing that will probably be different is that the guy will most-likely swallow your load of cum and the woman will most-likely not!

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: I just Googled your name ()
Date: January 21, 2019 06:35AM

It appears that you are a Democrat. I believe this is your problem! Democratic women aren't interested in guys, unless you have fucktons of money! Do what the previous poster said, find another guy, as there are millions of male democrats that would love to spend time with you!

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: January 21, 2019 06:44AM

Get involved in democrat party politics. Almost all democrat chicks are ugly, triggered, screaming hags, so you should be able to find a girlfriend there. The slight problem though is that about half of them are lesbian.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: True Demoncrat ()
Date: January 21, 2019 06:48AM

Create a user name, then let me know what it is and I will DM you. I can help you out.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: FrankMeinz ()
Date: February 11, 2019 11:52AM

Oh, these days anyone can find a girlfriend online. It's really easy. Here, for example, you can look for Christian singles online. Some people think that it's not a good way but I completely disagree. I mean, that's amazingly convenient so why not to use such an opportunity.

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: My Church ()
Date: February 11, 2019 01:03PM

FrankMeinz Wrote:
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> Oh, these days anyone can find a girlfriend
> online. It's really easy. Here, for example, you
> can look for href="https://datehookup.dating/Christian-Singles-
> OK-Spiro.htm">Christian singles online
. Some
> people think that it's not a good way but I
> completely disagree. I mean, that's amazingly
> convenient so why not to use such an opportunity.

I had a friend that pretended to be religious and had many, many internet dates and ended up marrying a hot ass religious chick. He quit going to church after he married her!

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Re: i am 29 years old and a vigin
Posted by: F. Krow ()
Date: February 11, 2019 02:42PM

What's a vigin?

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