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wife a bitch
Posted by: kevin ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:05AM

Hey guys. Sory to bring a shiti ass deal here. My wife is just fucking driving me nuts. I want to put to sleap the next 2 nights at 10 pm at least. I come from work around 6 pm. She fucks with me till fucking 1 am.
She insults me, throughs shit at me. She beats the shit out of my 7 year old. My f god.
I'm staying because of my son. She may get better. I was thinking maybe motion sicness stuff. She took that 20 years ago and pased out in 5 minutes on a restaurant table. Anything out there not so bad. I certenly don't eat to kill her. Just want to get some sleap. Maybe prozac. I understand she is under a lot of stress. But shit guys, I work all Day.

Thanks

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Please get help! ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:25AM

OMG this sucks! She sounds depressed. Please have her contact the Women's Center http://www.thewomenscenter.org/ they have counseling on a sliding scale. They help anyone. Really. You sound like you WANT to love her and be with her. Please work together to fix things for the sake of you child. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. But at least you tried!! Please.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Dr. Love ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:34AM

You defintely need help. Call this number for psychiatric help. Use this phrase word for word. My name is bob and I am an asshole. Will you go balls deep into my wife? I am thinking that if your nuts are far enough into my wife then she will stop driving me nuts. Kevin do not give her anything as that is just wrong. To the Feds who will eventually come across this thread. This guy needs help. Sick the sicko. And Kevin, don't forget to call -> (202) 456-1414 .

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:36AM

Sounds like she suffers from female hysteria. I suggest a lobotomy.



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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: yes ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:41AM

I have a feeling the first two posters are the same. And that they're Gustavson Gornadi.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Just slap her ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:15AM

Slap her until she settles down...
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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Fuck that bitch ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:25AM

I think I should come over to your house and fuck the shit out of your wife with my black dick. You and your kid could watch if you guys would like to.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: otis ()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:39AM

I would guess she is cheating on you and the way she is acting towards you is simply another expression of her lack of respect for you.
Good luck man.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Getem ()
Date: February 09, 2010 11:12AM

7 years old.. tell em moms gonna go on a vacation and call the cops next time she beats em. Punishing a child is one thing... beating them is another...

Don't want your son to grow up to follow someones footsteps..

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: kevin ()
Date: February 09, 2010 11:12AM

dont think she is cheating, she stays home all day taking care of the house and kid.
It is really weird. She difinitelly has something comming. I asked her of how come she doesn't just live?
she says that she is tring to.
Will she realize if we grab her with 5 guys and do a bolotomy?
It may work. she can just become a stupid fuck. That would be cool./ She still good looking.. I can fuck her dumb ass for another 10 or 20 years?

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Just slap her ()
Date: February 09, 2010 11:18AM

But after the lobotomy, will she be able to function enough to care for the kids all day, while you're working.

It's a sad truth, but some people only respond to violence.

Tell me, when she looks like this, and it hurts her to move, do you REALLY think she'll be as much of a bitch to you?

It's like the bully in grade school getting his ass kicked, then he's not a bully anymore....
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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 09, 2010 11:28AM

Get out as soon as you can. She's not going to change, and you're going to fuck your kid up even more by forcing him to grow up in a loveless house than you will by divorcing.

If she hits the kid, getting full custody shouldn't be an issue.

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Re: wife a bitch
Date: February 09, 2010 01:14PM

kevin Wrote:
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> Hey guys. Sory to bring a shiti ass deal here. My
> wife is just fucking driving me nuts. I want to
> put to sleap the next 2 nights at 10 pm at least.
> I come from work around 6 pm. She fucks with me
> till fucking 1 am.
> She insults me, throughs shit at me. She beats the
> shit out of my 7 year old. My f god.
> I'm staying because of my son. She may get better.
> I was thinking maybe motion sicness stuff. She
> took that 20 years ago and pased out in 5 minutes
> on a restaurant table. Anything out there not so
> bad. I certenly don't eat to kill her. Just want
> to get some sleap. Maybe prozac. I understand she
> is under a lot of stress. But shit guys, I work
> all Day.

>
> Thanks


Hopefully not as an editor at Random House.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: yoma ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:16PM

no. shit, cant spell shit or even write well at all. Just need some help.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: yoma doma ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:19PM

yoma Wrote:
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> no. shit, cant spell shit or even write well at
> all. Just need some help.


well. you. ca'nt. punctuate? so; remain" silent!

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:25PM

yes Wrote:
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> I have a feeling the first two posters are the
> same. And that they're Gustavson Gornadi.


No this not true. Do not have wife. Or spouse. Have girlfriend and goldfish.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:41PM

You need to give that cunt a pair of Irish sunglasses.

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Re: wife a bitch
Date: February 09, 2010 02:07PM

I believe the OP is JP Flaim.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: rocky ()
Date: February 09, 2010 06:18PM

I went to target and forgot to buy the shit that would my bitch fall sleap. Do ypou guys know
What I can buy. I was thinking of dremamine or some sort of it. May be I can put it on het tea, hot cocoa?
I want to put this b itch to sleap so she can let me sleap tonight.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Dr. Love ()
Date: February 09, 2010 06:20PM

rocky Wrote:
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> I went to target and forgot to buy the shit that
> would my bitch fall sleap. Do ypou guys know
> What I can buy. I was thinking of dremamine or
> some sort of it. May be I can put it on het tea,
> hot cocoa?
> I want to put this b itch to sleap so she can let
> me sleap tonight.


I'm sure the kids at Westfield High school can help you get something to put your wife to sleep

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Dunder ()
Date: February 09, 2010 06:21PM

You can call Batman.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: rockstarads ()
Date: February 09, 2010 06:58PM

Maybe you need to hire MJ's doctor.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: hmmm ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:14PM

Get to smoke some herb

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: kevin ()
Date: February 10, 2010 01:09AM

You guys won't bealive me. She fell sleap. Fuck. The power of blog.
Didn't give her anything. She's gone. She said she was really tired. May be the shower. She hasn't shower for 5 days. Shit. Today was her first shower. I suposed since she's not going anywhere. Her car is covered and she is so dumb she can't make an excuse to go anywhere. There no school and if we need to get her car out we would have do shovle for 2 weeks.

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Re: wife a bitch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 10, 2010 01:11AM

There's never a dull moment with you, kevin! Keep us posted... please...

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