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ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:56PM

Hey my name is Adam and i live in fairfax. I am very lonely but also very attractive, it is just hard to meet people. Anywho, if any ladies are looking for someone respond to this post and we can talk further. Thanks.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:01PM

Is this Fairfax Underground or Craigslist Casual Encounters?

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Carley ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:27PM

I would love to ride your dick. :P

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:30PM

Carley, we need to talk further :)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Lindsey ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:39PM

Hi Adam,

Okay, I'm game, but I'd like to see a picture of you before I commit to sex with a stranger...


He's me last year leaving campus:
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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:44PM

http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2009/03/Freddie_Prinze_Jr-thumb-400x291-15024.jpg

this is me ...
when and where should we meet? wanna meet today or tomororw?

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: ahahaha ()
Date: February 08, 2010 02:05PM

LMAO!!!!!!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Lindsey ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:04PM

Meet me at the Harris Teeter in Reston at 2:00pm tomorrow. I'll be within earsot of the deli meat counter. Just loiter around the counter, make a few Whippoorwill bird calls so I know it's you (I know that picture link you posted is BS). I may be blond but the drapes don't match the carpet sweetie!

We can have sex in my car, I just want a quickie, I'm not looking for some relationship, you better not be a cry baby wimp, I just want some quick rough satisfying back seat car sex...

Be there!
L

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Jason ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:09PM

Lindsey Wrote:
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> Meet me at the Harris Teeter in Reston at 2:00pm
> tomorrow. I'll be within earsot of the deli meat
> counter. Just loiter around the counter, make a
> few Whippoorwill bird calls so I know it's you (I
> know that picture link you posted is BS). I may
> be blond but the drapes don't match the carpet
> sweetie!
>
> We can have sex in my car, I just want a quickie,
> I'm not looking for some relationship, you better
> not be a cry baby wimp, I just want some quick
> rough satisfying back seat car sex...
>
> Be there!
> L


How bout I come too, and we all have a 3-way. I bet you like DP?

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:29PM

Sounds good Lindsey, you seem like a very sweet girl. There is just one problem. I can not drive out to Reston by tomorrow because I am busy at 2:00. I was wondering if you could meet me at University mall, it is at the intersection of ox road (123) and Braddock Road. We can have sex in your car i have a nice sized trimmed cock, I know a very secluded section to park in :). Let me know what you think and get back to me.

Fairfax Adam.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: released2-4-10 ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:35PM

SETUP!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:40PM

yo released .. its not a setup.. sure undercover cops do like to dwell in the back of university mall... Since you just said that, Lindsey lets meet in a residential neighborhood so we both know that i am just trying to have a quickie in a car. I will wear a condom and i will do only what you want me to do to you. It will be quick and nice :) .. don't listen to these sleazy online jerks like the dude who just got released from jail, he probably got out after 4 months because he snitched

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Lindsey ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:55PM

Fairfax Adam Wrote:
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> Sounds good Lindsey, you seem like a very sweet
> girl. There is just one problem. I can not drive
> out to Reston by tomorrow because I am busy at
> 2:00.

Excuse me? You come on here asking for free sex and I offer myself up and you say you're busy!

I'll bet Mr. Misery wouldn't say he's "busy".

Screw you pal!, I'll find someone else to fuck my brains out.

L

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: fairfax adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:57PM

finnneeee ill come out to the harris teeter in reston at 2 tomororw... what road is it off???

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Jason ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:57PM

Lindsey Wrote:
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> Fairfax Adam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds good Lindsey, you seem like a very sweet
> > girl. There is just one problem. I can not
> drive
> > out to Reston by tomorrow because I am busy at
> > 2:00.
>
> Excuse me? You come on here asking for free sex
> and I offer myself up and you say you're busy!
>
> I'll bet Mr. Misery wouldn't say he's "busy".
>
> Screw you pal!, I'll find someone else to fuck my
> brains out.
>
> L


Like me?

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 03:58PM

Jason, I am still going to meet with Lindsey tomorrow. Ask her if you can join but i believe it is just between the two of us.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Call Me Susan ()
Date: February 08, 2010 04:03PM

Give me a call. Make sure you call me Susan so I know who you are. My real name is Emily though. (202) 456-1414

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Lindsey ()
Date: February 08, 2010 04:57PM

fairfax adam Wrote:
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> finnneeee ill come out to the harris teeter in
> reston at 2 tomororw... what road is it off???

Nope, I'm done with this. You sound like too much of a softy. I need a man to fuck me hard and walk away without looking back or asking me how it was. I need a man that will get his rocks off and not give a shit if I liked it or not. Take charge and get the job done. Not bend over to my will or wishes.

You sound like my old boyfriend, he would never stand up for himself or tell me to shut it... I'm not single cause I'm a sweet girl, I'm single cause I can't find a man to put me in my place.

I'm out, maybe you can hook up with Jason, he sounds like a little beggar boy, maybe you two can jerk each other off.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Jason ()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:07PM

^^^ That sounds like a plan! Give me a call Adam. (202) 456-1414. Anyone else can feel free to call also. When you call make sure to call me Sugar britches lookin for lovin so I know you are some kind of crazy who is prank calling me.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:19PM

lindsey, i will tie you up and fuck you solely in your butt. I will pull out and cum all over your butt and then tell you to clean up "Bitch" while i leave the car without looking back only to go fuck some nastier slut. :) lets meet girl you know i will treat that fuckhole right. tomorrow at 2 baby :)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Lindsey ()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:38PM

Now that's what I like. See you tomorrow. ;)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Umm ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:23PM

So... was this all the same person or what? :/

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Umm ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:24PM

Answer - Yes I wrote all of that.. HAHAA

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:25PM

Lindsey Wrote:
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> Fairfax Adam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds good Lindsey, you seem like a very sweet
> > girl. There is just one problem. I can not
> drive
> > out to Reston by tomorrow because I am busy at
> > 2:00.
>
> Excuse me? You come on here asking for free sex
> and I offer myself up and you say you're busy!
>
> I'll bet Mr. Misery wouldn't say he's "busy".
>
> Screw you pal!, I'll find someone else to fuck my
> brains out.
>
> L

You rang?
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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:30PM

i like it....i am now officially known as the mentally disturbed pervert of this forum. My work is done....why wait?
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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr Misery ()
Date: February 08, 2010 07:39PM

I am so gay and annoying and my life sucks. I hope one day I get a job. Until I hear back from McDonalds, I will continue to leave stupid comments on EVERY post. Please contact me if you want me to blow you...I am no female, but I will scream like one. XOXO.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr Misery is funny.. not the other 1 ()
Date: February 08, 2010 07:57PM

Mr Misery Wrote:
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> I am so gay and annoying and my life sucks. I
> hope one day I get a job. Until I hear back from
> McDonalds, I will continue to leave stupid
> comments on EVERY post. Please contact me if you
> want me to blow you...I am no female, but I will
> scream like one. XOXO.

Now that was funny

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: released2-4-10 ()
Date: February 08, 2010 10:12PM

quoting "desperate" adam...

yo released .. its not a setup.. sure undercover cops do like to dwell in the back of university mall... Since you just said that, Lindsey lets meet in a residential neighborhood so we both know that i am just trying to have a quickie in a car. I will wear a condom and i will do only what you want me to do to you. It will be quick and nice :) .. don't listen to these sleazy online jerks like the dude who just got released from jail, he probably got out after 4 months because he snitched

For one, I meant she was setting you up.

Secondly, the charge I had didn't involve anyone, besides that, I was found NOT guilty.

I hope Lindsey is a tranny.

Idiot.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 09, 2010 05:13AM

Mr Misery Wrote:
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> I am so gay and annoying and my life sucks. I
> hope one day I get a job. Until I hear back from
> McDonalds, I will continue to leave stupid
> comments on EVERY post. Please contact me if you
> want me to blow you...I am no female, but I will
> scream like one. XOXO.

Hey everybody, I GOT A TROLL! I GOT A TROLL!! This is the best day of my life! I've reached troll status! I can't wait for all the krazy fake Mr. Misery's to come...ooh, maybe one with a 'z' instead of an 's'!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Mr Misery ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:31AM

Hey guys. Sorry for my stupid ass bitching. I really want to have some hot gay orgy over at my place. I just love it when a nice big black cock is fucking me in my tight ass. Ummmmmm. Give me a call at 703-294-2931 so we can plan for the BIG orgy. :P

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Pam ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:32AM

Hi Adam,

I loved your posts. I also want to meet you for sex. I see you are having sex with Lindsey today so we can have sex tomorrow. I will meet you any place you want.

Here's a pic of me at a Tony Hawk skateboard event.
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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:39AM

Yes Pam. I would love to have sex with you. How about we meet at the back of Fairfax Mueseam. Oh, can you bring a strap-on so you can fuck me in my tight ass? I'm really into that. See you tomorrow at 12:00 PM.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Pam ()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:00AM

Adam is 12pm noon or midnight? I don't want to show up at the wrong time.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Fairfax Adam ()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:03AM

At 12 pm noon.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Pam ()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:04AM

Ok, see you then.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: brat ()
Date: October 09, 2010 04:39AM

Lookin for ladys that just want sex and dont care about looks

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 09, 2010 05:36AM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 09:40PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2010 08:11AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> brat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lookin for ladys that just want sex and dont
> care
> > about looks
>
> So are we all, brat. So are we all.




Sex is what left you a single father Chuck, I suggest you stay away from it.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: October 09, 2010 03:17PM

hi, I'm into casual unprotected sex, and i give head on the first date.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: October 09, 2010 03:49PM

i lick asscracks for fun and usually for free

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Pam ()
Date: October 09, 2010 08:07PM

Where the fuck were you Adamn????? You lier.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Tyrone ()
Date: October 09, 2010 09:36PM

How bout sum luvn fo good ol Tyrone niggaz

Hook me Up on Myspace BaDAzZN1GgATyROnE@Yahoo.com

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: whatzit tooya ()
Date: October 10, 2010 02:34AM

it would be nice if it were that easy for us ladies...except I'd want to be able to pick the size ;)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: October 10, 2010 04:22AM

^^^^^^^
she must be talking about a 10 inch donkey. i got what you're looking for babe :)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: October 10, 2010 04:28AM

hence the name ten inch donkey dick! :)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: johnny boii ()
Date: June 29, 2012 05:33PM

im lookinq for sex nuthinq less

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: arabteen16 ()
Date: July 03, 2012 04:01PM

Hey, 16 year old boy, living in Fairfax. Looking for someone to be my first time. please message me, secondchow@hotmail.com

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky ()
Date: July 03, 2012 04:44PM

Email sent.


Jerry

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: McTruth ()
Date: July 04, 2012 08:51PM

unfortunately, several women out there genuinely have little-to-no interest in getting play due to already having had numerous unsatisfying sexual experiences at the mercy of guys who've repeatedly demonstrated poor technique or a complete disregard for mutual satisfaction rather than just his own enjoyment.

don't get me wrong, females without lovin' skills are at equal fault for lame sex. the key difference is, sexually-challenged women don't discourage men, who may mistakenly cherish a woman's bedroom ineptitude as a potential indicator of 'purity'(not necessarily accurate).

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 04, 2012 10:21PM


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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: freddy ()
Date: October 19, 2012 04:32PM

i mlooking ladies for sex

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Thinkbox - MC ()
Date: October 19, 2012 05:57PM

HMU, im rentin out my girl, $40 for the half

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: MC Dickbox ()
Date: October 19, 2012 06:32PM

Stop snitchin' Thinkbox!!!!!!!!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Bill Hayes ()
Date: October 19, 2012 06:39PM

Chemistry is critical. Try lighting each other's farts.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Josephina ()
Date: October 20, 2012 04:20AM

http://ipiccy.com/pic/imgjLXzKC

This is a picture of me..

Adam - I feel same way as you.. i hope ur not fucking with me.. i feel like we already have a connection and i'm really interested in you..
This is my address.. 7705 Wagon Trail Lane .. Springfield, VA
.. you can come by and we can hookup when my parents arent home.. i'm 24..
I was on the internet really lonely and saw ur post! I work at the kingstowne movie theatree.. cme by and say hi! .. call me anytime (703) 455-4262 :)

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: LADY? ()
Date: October 21, 2012 12:13AM

By the real true definition of 'Lady', not a one would or should respond to such a cheap low life thread like this one.
Only a sleazy bug invested slut would respond to such as this.
May you contract every known STD known to mankind, and your hiv/aids infested self die in horrid pain, scumbag!
Only a CINE GUZZLING SLIT would respond to a posted thread like this one!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: KevinReston ()
Date: October 27, 2012 08:33AM

Male in Reston. Womens hit me

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 27, 2012 04:10PM

Hey Kevin, hit me back!
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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Frank N. Furter ()
Date: October 27, 2012 08:15PM

You're not much of a man by the light of day, but...

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: BEHisAFag! ()
Date: October 28, 2012 08:15PM

A most perfect self portrait picture of yourself, BEH! So it is true. You are a sick, twisted sister of a FAGGOT nature.
EVERYONE, BEHOLD BEH's picture on this thread he (it?) posted of itself! It just goes to prove how redundant any of It's posting are. And they are thruout this websight as well. Like an obsessed with sick nonsense disease all over this website!

Perfect! Exposing yourself for what you are, BEH! How ironic! A sick twisted idiot showing us all exactly who and what you are! All by your self.

And get a life! Spending all your time on this website making idiot posts is just not anyone's idea of 'a life'. You must be truly one boring person. And you are a self exposed FAGGOT at that!

Ha! Gotcha! I am so delighted to be witness to your self exposure after seeing too many of your idiot posts all over this website. Your self exposing proof of idiocy is confirmation of what I and too many have already known. Should forward your self portrait post here to the lc thread, ASAP!

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 28, 2012 08:32PM

oh, its the leech from the Lamb Center, or should I say the leech that the Lamb center banished?

Next stop, jail or mental institution.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: dynamiser ()
Date: February 12, 2013 10:13PM

is there any women out there who can satisfy my insatiable sex drive.. i am located near vienna metro.. hookers need not apply

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Newton ()
Date: April 26, 2013 07:17PM

Hello miss can you pick me up? And later we can have sexi in your car :) I'm 23 years old

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: bumperrr ()
Date: April 29, 2013 09:03AM

Stuff this valuable to society must be dumped up to the top.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: Aki ()
Date: April 18, 2014 07:30PM

Hello ladies,

Anyone want to have sex. Without commitment and I'll never see you again. Meet me for just a casual encounter and we'll have good sex.

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Re: ladies looking for sex
Posted by: NuYJP ()
Date: April 19, 2014 01:28AM

Lindsey Wrote:
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> Hi Adam,
>
> Okay, I'm game, but I'd like to see a picture of
> you before I commit to sex with a stranger...
>
>
> He's me last year leaving campus:


Dude, Tineye says "Lindsey's" photo is found on over 1200 places on the internet.
One calls bullshit on "her" photo and your ad.

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