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Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: I have a good idea ()
Date: December 22, 2018 03:00PM

Tangier Island, home to some of the most loyal trumptardz in the nation, is rapidly dissappearing, and they want trump to give them 20-30 million for a rock wall to protect them from the rising sea.

Well, the federal government does not have 20-30 million to build a wall around a dinky island in the Chesapeake that is going to be below sea level soon anyway.

However, the gofundme trumptardz have raised 15 million and counting for another wall which is never going to get built, and wouldn't work even if it did. Why not use that cash to save Tangier (for now)?

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2018 03:26PM

Trumptards? Let them drown? Don't tell them its sinking either. They won't notice until they drown if it happens gradually. They're like frogs. Cold blooded dumb ass Trumptards.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: no, I'm serious.... ()
Date: December 22, 2018 04:26PM

This trumptard gofundme things to build a wall between us and mexico is futile and misbegotten, but does stand out as an exemplary example (is that redundant?) of community involvement. So why not do something with the money that actually might be useful, and build the rock wall that tangier has been begging trump to pay for (with liberal tax dollars)?

If the local yokels are right, and the problem is merely wave erosion and not in fact a rising sea level, their island will be saved and all will be well. With the added plus that trumptardz will have proven that everyone else is wrong about global warming.

My idea solves so many problems in one fell swoop that even the forum trumptard simply must bow to my genius.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: schadenfreude Bitches ()
Date: December 22, 2018 04:31PM

How long are they going to keep denying climate change on that island..."It's erosion".... why the fuck is erosion increasing?

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: December 22, 2018 04:36PM

schadenfreude Bitches Wrote:
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> How long are they going to keep denying climate
> change on that island..."It's erosion".... why the
> fuck is erosion increasing?


It is eroding because there is more wave activity.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: fine - more wave activity.... ()
Date: December 22, 2018 04:53PM

Soluble with a rock wall. And the trumptardz have already raised half of the 30 million max figure for building such a rock wall.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Forget Superman ()
Date: December 22, 2018 04:55PM

fine - more wave activity.... Wrote:
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> Soluble with a rock wall. And the trumptardz have
> already raised half of the 30 million max figure
> for building such a rock wall.


And yet none of them question why the wave activity is increasing...

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: look, this is perfect ()
Date: December 22, 2018 06:41PM

Either of two things is true - sea level is rising, or the island is simply suffering from erosion.

If erosion is the issue, the trumptardz can fix it by their favorite means - building a wall. The island is saved, and turmptardz have enjoyed a constructive team-buliding exercise.

If rising sea level is the issue, the wall will accomplish nothing except to protect the remnants of a now-underwater island, and the entire debate abour climte change can come to an end.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:19PM

lol they're drowning and still denying climate change. I love it.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: no, gerry. no, no, no. ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:32PM

This is our opportunity to really teach the trumptardz how to help themselves and their fellow trumptardz, and to stop depending on trump's empty promises. We can accomplish something positive here, in true bipartisan fashion.

We don't want anyone to drown.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Save trumptard island! ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:05PM

Or the resident trumptardz might be forced to move HERE.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:31PM

Trumptard Island is a little piece of paradise with no minorities and sinking into the ocean due to climate change. Just the way they like it.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:35PM

I think one of the reasons Trumptards don't fear the ocean is with all that fat they float really well and sharks and barracudas stay away because they look like whales in the water.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:37PM

They know how to survive climate change. Through an abundance of twinkies and big macs. A bright red MAGA hat is also very effective in signaling passing planes or ships.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: G2, we're savingtrumptard island ()
Date: December 23, 2018 12:14AM

and that's final.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Not all Trumptards ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:24AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> They know how to survive climate change. Through
> an abundance of twinkies and big macs. A bright
> red MAGA hat is also very effective in signaling
> passing planes or ships.


Though all Trumptardz think alike, they all don't look like
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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: meade should do a fundraiser ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:37AM

Maybe compose a song about Tangier Island. He would like the place - booze isn't sold, everyone's a trumptard, folks are religious, lots of tasty seafood to eat.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Former Meade Fan ()
Date: December 23, 2018 11:03AM

meade should do a fundraiser Wrote:
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> Maybe compose a song about Tangier Island. He
> would like the place - booze isn't sold,
> everyone's a trumptard, folks are religious, lots
> of tasty seafood to eat.

Meade prefers to take charity rather than help. Name me one time that Meade has not written a self serving song or performed at a charity event.

It is all about him.

But then again they are all white, so he may be interested.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: well, we have to be crafty..... ()
Date: December 23, 2018 04:56PM

Let meade know that trump is (well, for a brief shining momnet WAS, but we don't tell that to meade) interested in tangier, and this is a good way to get access to the white house.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: 16.3 million raised so far ()
Date: December 23, 2018 10:30PM

It seems to be slowing down - I don't think they're going to get the billion they wanted. But if they can raise 30 million, they can build a wall around trumptard Island.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: oh no! It's slowing down! ()
Date: December 24, 2018 05:02PM

C'mon trumptardz! Dig deep into your pockets! We need to raise a billion dollars! Clearly, you're not going to raise enough to build a wall on our border, but you could at least build an erosion wall for tangier!

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Stacy’s mom ()
Date: December 24, 2018 05:26PM

Trumptards don’t fear natural disasters that liberals can’t cater and enable.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: ync6w ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:15AM


It's time for the FBI to do their fucking job and arrest Go Fund Me scammers FOR REAL. TODAY.


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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: is it a scam? ()
Date: December 26, 2018 05:44PM

Is this guy ripping off millions of dollars from the trumptardz? Because, that would make them very angry.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: look. this thing has stalled ()
Date: January 04, 2019 12:55AM

Practically nobody is donating money any more; it's down to a trickle. So they're not going to build a wall along the border - they're not even going to raise one billion.

Now, they MIGHT just have enough money to build a sea wall for Trumptard Island, which would at least buy the islanders a few more years.


Listen up, trumptardz. Tangier Island is THE most conservative place in Virginia. They LOVE trump. If you want ONE pro-trump jurisdiction remaining in Eastern Virginia, you simply MUST save this island. Without Ttrumptard Island, Chesapeake Bay is just one big liberal sea. So tell this kolfage fellow to give up his silly dream of a wall along our border, and build a truly useful wall instead! Tell him today!

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Please save Trumptard Island! ()
Date: January 04, 2019 09:23PM

C'mon people! These are hard-working folk! Not too bright, obviously, but well-meaning and probably quite patriotic. Give them the 19 million to save their fucking island!

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: China will pay for it ()
Date: January 04, 2019 09:28PM

Let China restore Tangier Island. They have proven themselves quite adept at building islands. China would probably save the island at no charge, just to bask in the international prestige they would earn.

I don't know why the island doesn't simply pass a law requiring all visitors (and residents) to bring a bucket of dirt or rocks every time they land on the island. Over time it would add up.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: chinese could do it ()
Date: January 04, 2019 10:42PM

but they would probably kick the trumptards out.

Also, we don't want a major chinese naval base that close to Norfolk.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Tangierine Dream ()
Date: January 04, 2019 11:18PM

chinese could do it Wrote:
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> but they would probably kick the trumptards out.
>
> Also, we don't want a major chinese naval base
> that close to Norfolk.

Good thing we don't have a democrat president. Obama sat idly by smoking Newports while China built islands and naval bases. He didn't do jack shit to even try to stop them.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: there ARE parallels ()
Date: January 04, 2019 11:26PM

Tangier has one unique factor in common with a Chinese-built island.

One good hurricane (or typhoon if we're talking about Kung Pao island), and that motherfucker's GONE.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Glory Dazed ()
Date: January 05, 2019 02:32PM

The most Trump friendly towns are in Southwest VA- in a line just past Roanoke out to the toe. Thinking of moving out here. Friendly people, too.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: trumptard island! LOLZ! ()
Date: February 27, 2019 01:28AM

Densest (in more ways than one) collection of trumptardz in the entire state! Meade should move there!

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Virginia is MAGA country ()
Date: February 28, 2019 12:21PM

trumptard island! LOLZ! Wrote:
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> Densest (in more ways than one) collection of
> trumptardz in the entire state! Meade should move
> there!


Trump still has supporters in the entire commonwealth. Even in "deep blue" Fairfax. From Winchester to Danville and everywhere else. If you got rid of illegal votes, Virginia would have gone for Trump in 2016- not to mention almost 4,000 military absentee ballots which were not counted.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: only parts of it ()
Date: March 01, 2019 12:18AM

the most MAGA part is trumptard island, which is of course sinking

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Night School 4 Libtards ()
Date: March 01, 2019 02:11AM

only parts of it Wrote:
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> the most MAGA part is trumptard island, which is
> of course sinking


That's actually more correct than the babbling of gender studies majors above about climate change. The main problem with Tangier (and all of the Chesapeake Bay basin area) is SUBSIDENCE vs sea level rise due to "climate change." That is, the water hasn't risen that much, the island has sunk. Subsidence is responsible for about 75% of the effect and has squat to do with "climate change." It's been happening for 10,000s of years. Prior to that, the entire area was under water to begin with after the last ice age. "Climate change" isn't even responsible for all of the sea level rise; rather, it's more related to cyclical changes in ocean currents.

But they don't mention any of that in the sermons at the Church of Climate Change.



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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: of course I was correct ()
Date: March 01, 2019 02:22AM

I am very knowledgeable about these things. It aint sea level rise (except of course RELATIVE sea level rise LOL) and it aint erosion, or too many waves from ships. The island is subsiding due to some sort of post-glacial rebound, or somebody pumped out too much groundwater from beneath it, or what have you.

But they want the Fed to give them millions of dollars to buld a rock wall. Which they think will halt erosion and therefore preserve their island in perpetuity. And Donald Trump has phoned the mayor and promised him that his island will be here for hundreds of years more. The mayor thinks Donald's gonna build him a wall!

BTW, climate change may not be fucking with the sea levels, but there is suspicion that it is whipping up a lot of hurricanes lately, and some come through the Bay, which is bad for an island that at max is four feet above sea level, and is slowly sinking.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Night School 4 Libtards ()
Date: March 01, 2019 03:04AM

of course I was correct Wrote:
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>
> BTW, climate change may not be fucking with the
> sea levels, but there is suspicion that it is
> whipping up a lot of hurricanes lately, and some
> come through the Bay, which is bad for an island
> that at max is four feet above sea level, and is
> slowly sinking.

Not really true either. Most of those analyses are inconclusive or in some cases even show a counter-trend. Most that show any increase in frequency or intensity are looking at comparisons over a very short time period (21st century storms only in some areas, e.g., the North Atlantic). Even if the study itself isn't gamed the specifics get lost in translation and it gets applied in pop science media as being an overall trend.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: knew that would get a rise.... ()
Date: March 01, 2019 03:15AM

Still, there wil be hurricanes here and there, and the rock wall they want trump to build won't do fuck about a ten foot storm surge...

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am ()
Date: March 01, 2019 03:28AM

knew that would get a rise.... Wrote:
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> Still, there wil be hurricanes here and there, and
> the rock wall they want trump to build won't do
> fuck about a ten foot storm surge...


True. Any storm isn't good in that case and any effect is at most a temporary delay in the scheme of things.

But then it's not nearly the only place that we do that kind of thing. Along those lines, another way that these things get gamed is in reporting by the damage or potential damage caused. In that case it isn't that storms are causing more damage per se, it's that we've built a ton of more expensive shit to replace in more places that it gets fucked up where there was little to nothing before and the cost to replace any of it was piddly.

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: stabbed in the back by trump ()
Date: March 11, 2019 10:21PM

trump doesn't intend to do a damn thing for those hicks....

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Re: Could the gofundme money be used to help tangier island instead? The resident trumptardz want a wall.
Posted by: I guess trumptardz don't care ()
Date: June 26, 2019 01:39AM

They have disavowed meade, now that he has suffered a breakdown. They won't help the tangier trumptardz either,,,,,,,,,

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