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napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: recruiter ()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:58PM

i have just spent the last 5 hours going through resume's, which brings me to my point, which is, what would be the best part of Mr Dynamite's resume?

I'm thinking skills

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 05, 2010 09:09AM

I'd have to say his art portfolio. Particularly his attention to detail with regard to upper-lip shading. You can tell he really took his time on it.

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: February 05, 2010 10:35AM

Mr Dynamite does not have a resumé, he has a Curriculum Vitae. Get real folks.

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Date: February 05, 2010 10:53AM

Is eating tots considered a skill?

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: February 05, 2010 11:15AM

Dew da chickenz hav Big TALONS!?

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:39PM

Mr. Dynamite should emphasize his ability to convince the world that his movie was A)funny and B)independent. Come on, that movie was hand-picked by the hipster majority to be that year's "big thing"....about as genuine as Little Miss Sunshine, The Full Monty, and The Blair Witch Project.

"...hey, you gotta see this weird little movie that was chosen by Hollywood studio executives to be the surprise hit of the year". Come on people. You're better than this.

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: DAAK ()
Date: February 05, 2010 07:29PM

Hunting wolverines. He's also pretty good with a bow staff.

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Re: napoleon dynamite's resume
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 06, 2010 05:19AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Come on people. You're better than this.

No, they're not.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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