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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: February 05, 2010 12:45AM
eesh,
Did you just stumble upon this or do you often visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health?
Did you just stumble upon this or do you often visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:52AM
Alias Wrote:
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> eesh,
>
> Did you just stumble upon this or do you often
> visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> Health?
HA! I was looking through old ads.
So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
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> eesh,
>
> Did you just stumble upon this or do you often
> visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> Health?
HA! I was looking through old ads.
So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:55AM
omg, eesh. U just saved my marriage.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:57AM
Yahweh Wrote:
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> omg, eesh. U just saved my marriage.
Glad to be of service. Remember, Zonite doesn't mask the odor, it destroys it.
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> omg, eesh. U just saved my marriage.
Glad to be of service. Remember, Zonite doesn't mask the odor, it destroys it.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 05, 2010 01:14AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> > eesh,
> >
> > Did you just stumble upon this or do you often
> > visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> > Health?
>
>
> HA! I was looking through old ads.
>
> So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
Thanks for asking, eesh.
Yes, it has. When he mouths off, I spray him with one of these.
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > eesh,
> >
> > Did you just stumble upon this or do you often
> > visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> > Health?
>
>
> HA! I was looking through old ads.
>
> So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
Thanks for asking, eesh.
Yes, it has. When he mouths off, I spray him with one of these.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 05, 2010 06:41AM
our old friend Joe Rubino can back up the claims made in those ads...
Go, Joe! I enjoy seeing you on my television set...I wonder, who is this somewhat heavyset, seal-looking Italian Stallion? Way to go, Joe. My grassroots campaign to make you an internet phenomenon is well under way! I predict parody and remix videos of your commercial in the near future. And it all started here on the Fairfax Underground.
Go, Joe! I enjoy seeing you on my television set...I wonder, who is this somewhat heavyset, seal-looking Italian Stallion? Way to go, Joe. My grassroots campaign to make you an internet phenomenon is well under way! I predict parody and remix videos of your commercial in the near future. And it all started here on the Fairfax Underground.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 05, 2010 06:45AM
Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > eesh,
> > >
> > > Did you just stumble upon this or do you
> often
> > > visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> > > Health?
> >
> >
> > HA! I was looking through old ads.
> >
> > So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
>
>
> Thanks for asking, eesh.
>
> Yes, it has. When he mouths off, I spray him
> with one of these.
sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman? Why did I think Alias was a dude?
...remind me to ad her to my list of female posters I sexually harass.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > eesh,
> > >
> > > Did you just stumble upon this or do you
> often
> > > visit The Museum of Menstruation and Women's
> > > Health?
> >
> >
> > HA! I was looking through old ads.
> >
> > So Alias, has Lysol helped your marriage?
>
>
> Thanks for asking, eesh.
>
> Yes, it has. When he mouths off, I spray him
> with one of these.
sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman? Why did I think Alias was a dude?
...remind me to ad her to my list of female posters I sexually harass.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: February 05, 2010 08:07AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are
> you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman?
> Why did I think Alias was a dude?
>
> ...remind me to ad her to my list of female
> posters I sexually harass.
I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a woman.
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>
> sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are
> you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman?
> Why did I think Alias was a dude?
>
> ...remind me to ad her to my list of female
> posters I sexually harass.
I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a woman.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 05, 2010 08:12AM
...In that case, Joe Rubino needs to improve his running game. Hey Alias, will you go out with me?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 05, 2010 01:48PM
What's the deal, Alias!? You never showed ME your picture!? You just threw shoes at me!
...Although the shoe throwing was a turn on.
Radiophile Wrote:
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> I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a
> woman.
...Although the shoe throwing was a turn on.
Radiophile Wrote:
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> I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a
> woman.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 01:51PM
LOL It wasn't her real picture. Radiophile is referring to a picture of a middle aged hippie that I posted a while back that I claimed to be Alias. It was just a joke.
Now, the real Alias is a hot MILF that teaches part time at Curves.
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Now, the real Alias is a hot MILF that teaches part time at Curves.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 05, 2010 04:37PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are
> you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman?
Sorry you missed my coming out party, Mr. Misery.
eesh was kind enough to organized the event. I'm surprised he didn't send you an invitation.
Now that I'm back in a skirt, I'm trying to regain some lost skills.
I'm even walking around with a fuc.... (ooops) with a large book on my head but it keeps falling off.
This is hard work.
> Why did I think Alias was a dude?
Maybe I was acting like one. I just wanted to be a cool dude for a little while.
> ...remind me to ad her to my list of female
> posters I sexually harass.
Please do!
Note: No need to send me pornographic material. A certain someone has made sure I'm well stocked.
EDIT: Mr. Misery.. I've changed my mind. Please do not sexually harass me. I'm not your type and you certainly aren't mine. Thanks.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/06/2010 04:30PM by Alias.
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> sorry for the double post, but HOLD THE PHONE! Are
> you telling me Alias is (and has been) a woman?
Sorry you missed my coming out party, Mr. Misery.
eesh was kind enough to organized the event. I'm surprised he didn't send you an invitation.
Now that I'm back in a skirt, I'm trying to regain some lost skills.
I'm even walking around with a fuc.... (ooops) with a large book on my head but it keeps falling off.
This is hard work.
> Why did I think Alias was a dude?
Maybe I was acting like one. I just wanted to be a cool dude for a little while.
> ...remind me to ad her to my list of female
> posters I sexually harass.
Please do!
Note: No need to send me pornographic material. A certain someone has made sure I'm well stocked.
EDIT: Mr. Misery.. I've changed my mind. Please do not sexually harass me. I'm not your type and you certainly aren't mine. Thanks.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/06/2010 04:30PM by Alias.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 04:51PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Note: No need to send me pornographic material. A
> certain someone has made sure I'm well stocked.
:-)
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> Note: No need to send me pornographic material. A
> certain someone has made sure I'm well stocked.
:-)
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 05, 2010 06:37PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a
> woman.
This post leaves me with the nagging feeling that something is amiss.
Radiophile, I know I've made fun of you in the past..... called you the missing link and all.
But, believing an ugly picture that eesh posted of some pathetic hippie, to be authentic. No, I don't think you thought that.
hmmmm
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What's the deal, Alias!? You never showed ME your
> picture!? You just threw shoes at me!
> ...Although the shoe throwing was a turn on.
Great, now my surprise has been ruined!
I was going to send you a very special picture on Valentine's Day.
I'll have to come up with another idea.
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> I have seen her picture so I am 90% sure she is a
> woman.
This post leaves me with the nagging feeling that something is amiss.
Radiophile, I know I've made fun of you in the past..... called you the missing link and all.
But, believing an ugly picture that eesh posted of some pathetic hippie, to be authentic. No, I don't think you thought that.
hmmmm
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What's the deal, Alias!? You never showed ME your
> picture!? You just threw shoes at me!
> ...Although the shoe throwing was a turn on.
Great, now my surprise has been ruined!
I was going to send you a very special picture on Valentine's Day.
I'll have to come up with another idea.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 05, 2010 06:52PM
Spoiled what surprise? What picture? What were we talking about? How did I get here?
Alias Wrote:
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> Great, now my surprise has been ruined!
> I was going to send you a very special picture on
> Valentine's Day.
>
> I'll have to come up with another idea.
Alias Wrote:
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> Great, now my surprise has been ruined!
> I was going to send you a very special picture on
> Valentine's Day.
>
> I'll have to come up with another idea.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 05, 2010 07:01PM
This is the picture Radiophile thinks is the real Alias:
When in reality, Alias looks like this:
When in reality, Alias looks like this:
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 05, 2010 09:41PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Spoiled what surprise? What picture? What were we
> talking about? How did I get here?
Laughing at Harry.
eesh Wrote:
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> This is the picture Radiophile thinks is the real Alias:
(Picture of large woman with sagging breasts and stringy hair)
Radiophile, get a grip.
> When in reality, Alias looks like this:
(Picture of "Alias")
Even I'm attracted to her.
She's wearing black.
Her face isn't an advertisement for Tammy Faye Cosmetics.
Her hair isn't multicolored or cut into some avant-garde heroin addict/homeless look or blow-dried/sprayed into an object resembling a hat sitting on the head.
There aren't multiple pieces of jewelry dripping from the ears, eyes, nose, lips, arms, wrists, fingers...and so on.
Then again, I guess when you're holding a gun, you don't need to accessorize.
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> Spoiled what surprise? What picture? What were we
> talking about? How did I get here?
Laughing at Harry.
eesh Wrote:
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> This is the picture Radiophile thinks is the real Alias:
(Picture of large woman with sagging breasts and stringy hair)
Radiophile, get a grip.
> When in reality, Alias looks like this:
(Picture of "Alias")
Even I'm attracted to her.
She's wearing black.
Her face isn't an advertisement for Tammy Faye Cosmetics.
Her hair isn't multicolored or cut into some avant-garde heroin addict/homeless look or blow-dried/sprayed into an object resembling a hat sitting on the head.
There aren't multiple pieces of jewelry dripping from the ears, eyes, nose, lips, arms, wrists, fingers...and so on.
Then again, I guess when you're holding a gun, you don't need to accessorize.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 06, 2010 01:07AM
you're all wrong. Through much searching, I was able to find this pic of Alias and Elle Diabla together at Spring Break '05. Alias is in the pink. That's Hoocoodanoode in the background.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 06, 2010 04:26PM
I would never wear pink. Plus that's not my style at all.
Sorry to disappoint but I wear boring suits like these.
And, I really don't know how anyone can ride waves in anything but a one piece. I once lost my top and didn't even realize it until I noticed my friends drowning in laughter.
That was very embarrassing for me.
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Sorry to disappoint but I wear boring suits like these.
And, I really don't know how anyone can ride waves in anything but a one piece. I once lost my top and didn't even realize it until I noticed my friends drowning in laughter.
That was very embarrassing for me.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 07, 2010 02:05AM
Alias Wrote:
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I once lost my top
> and didn't even realize it until I noticed my
> friends drowning in laughter.
> That was very embarrassing for me.
Hello, I'd like to make a deposit into the spank-bank, please.
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I once lost my top
> and didn't even realize it until I noticed my
> friends drowning in laughter.
> That was very embarrassing for me.
Hello, I'd like to make a deposit into the spank-bank, please.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 02:24AM
Sorry, your credit card was denied.
Try again later....
Actually, don't try at all.
Try again later....
Actually, don't try at all.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 07, 2010 03:42AM
Alias Wrote:
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> EDIT: Mr. Misery.. I've changed my mind. Please
> do not sexually harass me. I'm not your type and
> you certainly aren't mine. Thanks.
This one's for you, mommy. Come on, be a little more sexy...hey, we're talking about your job here.
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> EDIT: Mr. Misery.. I've changed my mind. Please
> do not sexually harass me. I'm not your type and
> you certainly aren't mine. Thanks.
This one's for you, mommy. Come on, be a little more sexy...hey, we're talking about your job here.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 07, 2010 03:50AM
Mr. Misery, some advice....you have to be rough with Alias. She's a wild woman, yet she yearns to be tamed and broken like an undomesticated horse.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 03:57AM
As if that would ever happen.
Mr. Misery and eesh are pigs who should be slaughtered and cooked up for the homeless.
Mr. Misery and eesh are pigs who should be slaughtered and cooked up for the homeless.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 07, 2010 03:59AM
Alias Wrote:
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> As if that would ever happen.
>
> Mr. Misery and eesh are pigs who should be
> slaughtered and cooked up for the homeless.
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> As if that would ever happen.
>
> Mr. Misery and eesh are pigs who should be
> slaughtered and cooked up for the homeless.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 07, 2010 04:06AM
this is like every romantic comedy I've ever seen....at first they hate each other, but then they realize they actually enjoy the back-and-forth, they fall in love, there's a contrived plot device or some Three's Company-esque misunderstanding to drive them apart, and finally, they get back together and realize they've loved each other all along.
my question: where is the chase, and how do I cut to it? I want to be with you, Alias. I want to be your husband. I want to give you babies. I want to grow old with you.
Look for me outside your window later tonight holding a boom-box over my head.
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my question: where is the chase, and how do I cut to it? I want to be with you, Alias. I want to be your husband. I want to give you babies. I want to grow old with you.
Look for me outside your window later tonight holding a boom-box over my head.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mortimer
()
Date: February 07, 2010 04:17AM
Dear Mr Misery,
Please be sure to check for penis before you let her put it in your mouth.
Please be sure to check for penis before you let her put it in your mouth.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 12:24PM
Don't worry, Mortimer. He's all yours.
Be aware... his idea of having sex is to ejaculate all over your face. So, if that's your thing, Mr. Misery is your man. You'll have a nice sloppy miserable life together.
Make sure to ask him to put your name on his list.
Be aware... his idea of having sex is to ejaculate all over your face. So, if that's your thing, Mr. Misery is your man. You'll have a nice sloppy miserable life together.
Make sure to ask him to put your name on his list.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 07, 2010 07:52PM
I can't look on in silence any longer...
You guys need to back the fuck up....
Alias is with me...
You guys need to back the fuck up....
Alias is with me...
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 08:00PM
My hero.
(Alias swooning)
(Alias swooning)
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Figure this out Knucklehead
()
Date: February 07, 2010 08:03PM
My hero.
(is not you)
(is not you)
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 08:24PM
Obviously.
(i can't be a hero)
(i can't be a hero)
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 07, 2010 09:22PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I can't look on in silence any longer...
>
> You guys need to back the fuck up....
>
> Alias is with me...
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> I can't look on in silence any longer...
>
> You guys need to back the fuck up....
>
> Alias is with me...
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
lQQk at those DSLs
()
Date: February 07, 2010 09:50PM
That pic^ lQQks like the BIGGEST asshole
I have ever laid eyes upon.
Bet he is a real narrow-minded pin-head.
I finks hez gots nice teef.
The More You Knoe Publik servise announcement:
Remember kids brush at least two times a day!
I have ever laid eyes upon.
Bet he is a real narrow-minded pin-head.
I finks hez gots nice teef.
The More You Knoe Publik servise announcement:
Remember kids brush at least two times a day!
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:05PM
eesh Wrote:
"Don't make me get out of this chair."
_____________
Stay in your chair, eesh.
I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no more room.
"Don't make me get out of this chair."
_____________
Stay in your chair, eesh.
I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no more room.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:21PM
Alias Wrote:
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> I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no
> more room.
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> I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no
> more room.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Oh
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:38PM
That little boy must be gay.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:41PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you're all wrong. Through much searching, I was
> able to find this pic of Alias and Elle Diabla
> together at Spring Break '05. Alias is in the
> pink. That's Hoocoodanoode in the background.
These are some nasty broads.
Mr. Misery, sir, I am disappoint.
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> you're all wrong. Through much searching, I was
> able to find this pic of Alias and Elle Diabla
> together at Spring Break '05. Alias is in the
> pink. That's Hoocoodanoode in the background.
These are some nasty broads.
Mr. Misery, sir, I am disappoint.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:51PM
come on, Elle...you're known for being a tad catty. "Disgust--I would never do licky splits with that fat bitch". Of course, as I explained in a previous thread, those girls are what I call "fantasy" hot. In reality, this is my kind of gal. Maybe the girl on the left could be you....?
You know what....I'm over Alias. I want to be with YOU, Elle. I want to be your husband. I want to give you babies. I want to grow old with you. Will you marry me, Elle Diabla?
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You know what....I'm over Alias. I want to be with YOU, Elle. I want to be your husband. I want to give you babies. I want to grow old with you. Will you marry me, Elle Diabla?
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:53PM
you and me
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
SexInSpecs
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:54PM
She's got specs, so she can do my number.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:54PM
I'm picky with women. If I had a penis, I'd treat it like it were the finest gold, deserving only the finest minge I could find.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
myBalls
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:56PM
Just don't try pickin' me up in your crappy toyota. I wouldn't want the accelerator to stick while you suck.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 07, 2010 11:58PM
myBalls Wrote:
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> Just don't try pickin' me up in your crappy
> toyota. I wouldn't want the accelerator to stick
> while you suck.
So, this means you're looking for a superb ass plowing?
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> Just don't try pickin' me up in your crappy
> toyota. I wouldn't want the accelerator to stick
> while you suck.
So, this means you're looking for a superb ass plowing?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2010 11:58PM by Elle Diabla.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Ummmm
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:12AM
Let me see you in a strap-on and we'll talk.
You are post-op right?
You are post-op right?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:14AM
Black cawks OK with you?
It's all I have at the moment. It's a clone of my previous member. I am post-op and virginity is still intact.
It's all I have at the moment. It's a clone of my previous member. I am post-op and virginity is still intact.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
LondDong
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:19AM
Great now bend over and take this like the man you are.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:20AM
I'm no man. I bought some breasts.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2010 12:20AM by Elle Diabla.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2010 12:20AM by Elle Diabla.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:23AM
what you doin' next Fri-dee, Elle? Maybe we can go catch a movie, grab a bite to eat. Maybe a long walk on the beach. We can fall asleep in each other's arms as we watch the sunset.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:24AM
I love you, Elle Diabla. I want to be with you.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:31AM
for you, my sweet
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:38AM
Sam Cooke. The man could enunciate. That's Elle at 2:01...
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
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Date: February 08, 2010 12:45AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what you doin' next Fri-dee, Elle? Maybe we can go
> catch a movie, grab a bite to eat. Maybe a long
> walk on the beach. We can fall asleep in each
> other's arms as we watch the sunset.
I'm not very romantic, but I can provide some water based lube for your protection and pleasure.
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> what you doin' next Fri-dee, Elle? Maybe we can go
> catch a movie, grab a bite to eat. Maybe a long
> walk on the beach. We can fall asleep in each
> other's arms as we watch the sunset.
I'm not very romantic, but I can provide some water based lube for your protection and pleasure.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
soily
()
Date: February 08, 2010 04:00AM
Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
>
> "Don't make me get out of this chair."
> _____________
>
> Stay in your chair, eesh.
>
> I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no
> more room.
Hey Alias,
Last night we were paid a frightening visit by Sinter Klaas and his evil sidekick Black Piet (which is short for Black Pieter), a man so filled with rage. They accused me of throwing snow up into their yard and threatened me with a significant increase of corn-loving insects to come out out of my basement. They're fucking dickheads.
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> eesh Wrote:
>
> "Don't make me get out of this chair."
> _____________
>
> Stay in your chair, eesh.
>
> I'm climbing up onto Harry's chair and there's no
> more room.
Hey Alias,
Last night we were paid a frightening visit by Sinter Klaas and his evil sidekick Black Piet (which is short for Black Pieter), a man so filled with rage. They accused me of throwing snow up into their yard and threatened me with a significant increase of corn-loving insects to come out out of my basement. They're fucking dickheads.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2010 04:30PM
eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Picture of Alias on Harry's lap.
Here's a more realistic image.
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> Picture of Alias on Harry's lap.
Here's a more realistic image.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:08PM
Alias Wrote:
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>
> Here's a more realistic image.
This picture came up when I searched for lap dance slut.
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> Here's a more realistic image.
This picture came up when I searched for lap dance slut.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:23PM
This is the most realistic image yet...
Edit: WOOPS! Forgot to sign out of Harry Tuttle!
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:28PM
Harry Tuttle....you're black? How are you celebrating February? It's your party!
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:32PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle....you're black? How are you
> celebrating February?
Two words:
White women
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> Harry Tuttle....you're black? How are you
> celebrating February?
Two words:
White women
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:37PM
Harry Tuttle...the internet equivalent of the good-looking, nice, strapping captain of the high school football team. You'd like to think that underneath those clean-cut, all-american good looks is a jerk who treats his women like trash...but you hate him all the more, because he really is a decent guy, and handsome, and dashing, and gets all the girls. And there you are: the creep with the leg braces and bad acne, and on top of it all, YOU'RE really the jerk, and if you ever got a woman, YOU would treat her like trash. The very definition of spite....Harry Tuttle....he's everything you'll never be...handsome, charming, and nice. You can't hate him, which only makes you hate him all the more. Harry Tuttle.....
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:38PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> White women
Do you beat her?
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> White women
Do you beat her?
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:38PM
eesh,
I wasn't doing a lap dance. I was giving Harry a hug.
Harry,
(interesting edits)
What are your father's views on interracial dating?
This is the real picture of us. See how I'm laughing at something you said?
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I wasn't doing a lap dance. I was giving Harry a hug.
Harry,
(interesting edits)
What are your father's views on interracial dating?
This is the real picture of us. See how I'm laughing at something you said?
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:41PM
Alias.....are you talking to other men?
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:01PM
Alias Wrote:
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> This is the real picture of us. See how I'm
> laughing at something you said?
Oh yeah! That was taken after that delightful brunch at your sister's house! You were laughing because I couldn't pronounce the word "prosciutto"...
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> This is the real picture of us. See how I'm
> laughing at something you said?
Oh yeah! That was taken after that delightful brunch at your sister's house! You were laughing because I couldn't pronounce the word "prosciutto"...
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:16PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias.....are you talking to other men?
> eesh hits Alias.
You just gave me permission to do more than just talk to other men.
Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out of town.
I've got a fire going.
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> Alias.....are you talking to other men?
> eesh hits Alias.
You just gave me permission to do more than just talk to other men.
Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out of town.
I've got a fire going.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:19PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
>
> Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out
> of town.
>
> I've got a fire going.
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> Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
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> Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out
> of town.
>
> I've got a fire going.
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Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:22PM
Actually, I'm already in front of your house...
I was in the neighborhood, cruising around looking for wifi hotspots...
Alias Wrote:
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> You just gave me permission to do more than just
> talk to other men.
>
> Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
>
> Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out
> of town.
>
> I've got a fire going.
I was in the neighborhood, cruising around looking for wifi hotspots...
Alias Wrote:
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>
> You just gave me permission to do more than just
> talk to other men.
>
> Thanks, eesh.... I needed a little push.
>
> Harry, could you come over tonight? eesh is out
> of town.
>
> I've got a fire going.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:57PM
eesh, you're in California... That hatchet or whatever that thing of yours is called... isn't going too far.
Harry, I wouldn't laugh at you for that. I think there are two equally acceptable pronunciations. Are you a two or three syllable man?
Actually, I thought we were laughing because we were making fun of eesh.
Oh, I just heard your car. Give me a moment to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like a cognac?
Harry, I wouldn't laugh at you for that. I think there are two equally acceptable pronunciations. Are you a two or three syllable man?
Actually, I thought we were laughing because we were making fun of eesh.
Oh, I just heard your car. Give me a moment to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like a cognac?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
HeY Wait A Minute
()
Date: February 08, 2010 07:01PM
I thought prostitutes save marriages
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2010 11:36PM
HeY Wait A Minute Wrote:
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> I thought prostitutes save marriages
No, they don't.
And, neither do flings with women you meet on airplanes or in hotel lobbies.
And, neither does flirting with women at cocktail parties or playing footsie with someone at a dinner party in The....... ooops, I know I promised never to bring that one up again.
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> I thought prostitutes save marriages
No, they don't.
And, neither do flings with women you meet on airplanes or in hotel lobbies.
And, neither does flirting with women at cocktail parties or playing footsie with someone at a dinner party in The....... ooops, I know I promised never to bring that one up again.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:02AM
Alias Wrote:
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> And, neither do flings with women you meet on
> airplanes or in hotel lobbies.
>
> And, neither does flirting with women at cocktail
> parties or playing footsie with someone at a
> dinner party in The....... ooops, I know I
> promised never to bring that one up again.
You sound like a real Jezebel.
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> And, neither do flings with women you meet on
> airplanes or in hotel lobbies.
>
> And, neither does flirting with women at cocktail
> parties or playing footsie with someone at a
> dinner party in The....... ooops, I know I
> promised never to bring that one up again.
You sound like a real Jezebel.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:14AM
Jezebel... that's a real LOL.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:25AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Jezebel... that's a real LOL.
Whatever you say seductress Alias, succubus and fornicator of Fairfax.
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> Jezebel... that's a real LOL.
Whatever you say seductress Alias, succubus and fornicator of Fairfax.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:30AM
Alias, I want to thank you for your... well... your hospitality...
eesh, how long you out of town for, brother?
eesh, how long you out of town for, brother?
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:42AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> eesh, how long you out of town for, brother?
Fun starts at 0:48. Awesome movie.
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> eesh, how long you out of town for, brother?
Fun starts at 0:48. Awesome movie.
Re: Zonite and Lysol saves marriages!
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:04AM
Harry,
You're welcome.
eesh will be out of town... indefinitely.
Would you be interested in doing something else tomorrow night?
You're welcome.
eesh will be out of town... indefinitely.
Would you be interested in doing something else tomorrow night?