I'm currently drunk and read about how are still several "dry" parts of the country. It got me thinking. The subject of Meade's drinking habits have never been broached. Is he a drinker? I imagine he is either; very pro-prohibition or partakes in drink. Probably drinks Everclear or Bourbon.

But he did spend 35 bucks (well we the taxpayers actually spent it) on a David Brat beer glass.

beer drinker Wrote:
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> I'm currently drunk and read about how are still
> several "dry" parts of the country. It got me
> thinking. The subject of Meade's drinking habits
> have never been broached. Is he a drinker? I
> imagine he is either; very pro-prohibition or
> partakes in drink. Probably drinks Everclear or
> Bourbon.


Injuns can't hold their hooch very well.

Powhatantribe Wrote:
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> beer drinker Wrote:
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> > I'm currently drunk and read about how are
> still
> > several "dry" parts of the country. It got me
> > thinking. The subject of Meade's drinking
> habits
> > have never been broached. Is he a drinker? I
> > imagine he is either; very pro-prohibition or
> > partakes in drink. Probably drinks Everclear or
> > Bourbon.
>
>
> Injuns can't hold their hooch very well.


Injuns inability to handle their booze has nothing to do with 1/2048 Meade.

Jews, Irishman, and Germans are all heavy drinkers, so Meade probably could handle his booze.

The problem is that Meade's mom's alcoholism contributed to her early demise and Meade claims he doesn't drink at all. Of course, he only works a few hours a week and he does have a lot of health problems. Meade wouldn't be the first closet drinker who claims he completely abstains.
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It counter acts with his enema s

Isn't it illegal for retards to drink?

No lips that touch booze will ever touch his. That's what hurts the guy, he would be invited to a lot more events if he did not go around lambasting the folks who drink booze; just ignore it Meade.

absolutely not Wrote:
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> No lips that touch booze will ever touch his.
> That's what hurts the guy, he would be invited to
> a lot more events if he did not go around
> lambasting the folks who drink booze; just ignore
> it Meade.

Meade is so concerned about his image he dyes his hair.

Who else under 40 dyes their hair?

He seems to have the work ethic of a drunk. He is always sick with some sort of new disease he finds on his google searches. He works six hours a week and vlogs less than an hour a week. He could be one of those closet drunks that really wants people to believe he is a complete teetotaler.
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A better question is who wants to see Meade drunk?

beer drinker Wrote:
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> I'm currently drunk and read about how are still
> several "dry" parts of the country. It got me
> thinking. The subject of Meade's drinking habits
> have never been broached. Is he a drinker? I
> imagine he is either; very pro-prohibition or
> partakes in drink. Probably drinks Everclear or
> Bourbon.


Meade Skelton sips magnolia water.

southern classic Wrote:
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> beer drinker Wrote:
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> > I'm currently drunk and read about how are
> still
> > several "dry" parts of the country. It got me
> > thinking. The subject of Meade's drinking
> habits
> > have never been broached. Is he a drinker? I
> > imagine he is either; very pro-prohibition or
> > partakes in drink. Probably drinks Everclear or
> > Bourbon.
>
>
> Meade Skelton sips magnolia water.

What the fuck is magnolia water? Sounds like something you get a gay bar.

WTH Wrote:
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> southern classic Wrote:
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> > Meade Skelton sips magnolia water.
>
> What the fuck is magnolia water? Sounds like
> something you get a gay bar.


It has to be specially ordered in the men's room.
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> absolutely not Wrote:
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> > No lips that touch booze will ever touch his.
> > That's what hurts the guy, he would be invited
> to
> > a lot more events if he did not go around
> > lambasting the folks who drink booze; just
> ignore
> > it Meade.
>
> Meade is so concerned about his image he dyes his
> hair.
>
> Who else under 40 dyes their hair?
>
> He seems to have the work ethic of a drunk. He is
> always sick with some sort of new disease he finds
> on his google searches. He works six hours a week
> and vlogs less than an hour a week. He could be
> one of those closet drunks that really wants
> people to believe he is a complete teetotaler.

Many people start getting grey hair even in their teens. Most men start to see greying around the temples by mid 30s. Meade couldn't handle the normal ageing process. He is very vain!

Vanityconsumed Wrote:

> Many people start getting grey hair even in their
> teens. Most men start to see greying around the
> temples by mid 30s. Meade couldn't handle the
> normal ageing process. He is very vain!


And most of us don't give a shit. I have earned every grey hair I have gotten and I am proud of them.

The strange part about Meade's vanity is that when people look at Meade all they see is an obese person. Whether the obese person is in their 20s or 40s doesn't matter. No one looks at his face or gives a shit on how old he appears to be.
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Nobody gives a shit Wrote:
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> Vanityconsumed Wrote:
>
> > Many people start getting grey hair even in
> their
> > teens. Most men start to see greying around the
> > temples by mid 30s. Meade couldn't handle the
> > normal ageing process. He is very vain!
>
>
> And most of us don't give a shit. I have earned
> every grey hair I have gotten and I am proud of
> them.
>
> The strange part about Meade's vanity is that when
> people look at Meade all they see is an obese
> person. Whether the obese person is in their 20s
> or 40s doesn't matter. No one looks at his face or
> gives a shit on how old he appears to be.


Meade is losing weight and getting in shape by sweatin' to the oldies.

OP, so you’re drunk and that’s get you to thinking about Meade drinking? WTF? May I suggest to you that you are a latent homosexual and have deep rooted feelings for Meade, which only manifest and escape from your subconscious with excessive alcohol intake. There’s really no other explanation

RichmondSimmons Wrote:
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> Nobody gives a shit Wrote:
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> > Vanityconsumed Wrote:
> >
> > > Many people start getting grey hair even in
> > their
> > > teens. Most men start to see greying around
> the
> > > temples by mid 30s. Meade couldn't handle the
> > > normal ageing process. He is very vain!
> >
> >
> > And most of us don't give a shit. I have earned
> > every grey hair I have gotten and I am proud of
> > them.
> >
> > The strange part about Meade's vanity is that
> when
> > people look at Meade all they see is an obese
> > person. Whether the obese person is in their
> 20s
> > or 40s doesn't matter. No one looks at his face
> or
> > gives a shit on how old he appears to be.
>
>
> Meade is losing weight and getting in shape by
> sweatin' to the oldies.

Sweating to the oldies on VHS, like his Mama'a Family collection?

RichmondSimmons Wrote:

> Meade is losing weight and getting in shape by
> sweatin' to the oldies.


At one point Meade's weight did go up and down.
Does anyone know the last time Meade was anywhere close to a healthy weight?

It has been at least 6 years, perhaps even more than 10.


Over the past couple of years, Meade's head has started to resemble a balloon and at this point, it probably is a lost cause unless he gets his stomach stapled.


Even though he is sucking in his gut, What era was this photo taken?
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Enquiring Minds Wrote:
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> RichmondSimmons Wrote:
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> > Meade is losing weight and getting in shape by
> > sweatin' to the oldies.
>
>
> At one point Meade's weight did go up and down.
> Does anyone know the last time Meade was anywhere
> close to a healthy weight?
>
> It has been at least 6 years, perhaps even more
> than 10.
>
>

Thoes "beefcake" pictures were from 2012.
> Over the past couple of years, Meade's head has
> started to resemble a balloon and at this point,
> it probably is a lost cause unless he gets his
> stomach stapled.
>
>
> Even though he is sucking in his gut, What era was
> this photo taken?

swimphotography Wrote:
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> Enquiring Minds Wrote:
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> > RichmondSimmons Wrote:
> >
> > > Meade is losing weight and getting in shape
> by
> > > sweatin' to the oldies.
> >
> >
> > At one point Meade's weight did go up and down.
> > Does anyone know the last time Meade was
> anywhere
> > close to a healthy weight?
> >
> > It has been at least 6 years, perhaps even more
> > than 10.
> >
> >
>
> Thoes "beefcake" pictures were from 2012.
> > Over the past couple of years, Meade's head has
> > started to resemble a balloon and at this
> point,
> > it probably is a lost cause unless he gets his
> > stomach stapled.
> >
> >
> > Even though he is sucking in his gut, What era
> was
> > this photo taken?



Those "beefcake pictures were from 2012.

Just quit eating!

While Meade may not drink alcohol, it's fairly obvious that Meade's mother drank a lot of it while she was pregnant with Meade.

FAS Baby Wrote:
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> While Meade may not drink alcohol, it's fairly
> obvious that Meade's mother drank a lot of it
> while she was pregnant with Meade.


he suffers from a painful assortment of rashes and boils

I'm guessing not (yet), or he would have told us about it.

very painful Wrote:
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> > While Meade may not drink alcohol, it's fairly
> > obvious that Meade's mother drank a lot of it
> > while she was pregnant with Meade.
>
>
> he suffers from a painful assortment of rashes and
> boils

from drinking?

https://www.everydayhealth.com/columns/adam-friedman-the-skin-youre-in/you-are-what-you-drink-the-harmful-effects-of-alcohol-on-your-skin/