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Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: FFVBluebood ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:07AM

Some very prominent ones too! I was looking at his family tree which you can kind of find around ancestry and find a grave. Some of the names of his ancestors were like Wingfield, Holloway, Randolph , Carter, Skelton, Pettus, Overton, Eggleston, etc. Some very FFV names up in there.

His 3rd great grandmother is the granddaughter of a Revolutionary War General.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/93887965/marianne-old-skelton

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: DeadHobby ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:12AM

Does Meade spend all day long looking at his dead ancestors gravesites? I guess a new hobby for him

https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/49023219

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: putting off job search ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:42AM

DeadHobby Wrote:
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> Does Meade spend all day long looking at his dead
> ancestors gravesites? I guess a new hobby for him
>
> https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/49023219


Sounds like papa haufe is getting ready to give meade the old heave ho on his 40th. Meade's getting ready to say hi to all his ancestors after he snuffs it.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Meade loves Enemas ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:57AM

putting off job search Wrote:
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> DeadHobby Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Meade spend all day long looking at his
> dead
> > ancestors gravesites? I guess a new hobby for
> him
> >
> >
> https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/49023219
>
>
> Sounds like papa haufe is getting ready to give
> meade the old heave ho on his 40th. Meade's
> getting ready to say hi to all his ancestors after
> he snuffs it.

All those accomplished people in Meade's family tree.

And their descendent has to carry around disposable enemas even though he hasn't hit 40.
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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Wants to know ()
Date: December 06, 2018 06:56AM

Did Meade have a sister who used to post here?

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: #1 Gretchen Fan ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:19AM

Wants to know Wrote:
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> Did Meade have a sister who used to post here?


The beautiful Miss Gretchen. She is as kind, sweet, and smart as she is adorable.

Sadly Miss Gretchen had too many guys here who kept asking for dates and marriage proposals and she is just not interested in that at this time. She is too busy with her career, her volunteer work, and her church to have a boyfriend.

Miss Gretchen had been offered runway model gigs and the official Miss FairfaxUnderground title, but has turned them all down. She is a modest lady and hates attention that brings.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Miss FairfaxUnderground? ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:32AM

Were there any other candidates? megan and lizzie don't count. Let's face it, this place isn't exactly tinder, except maybe for autistic faggots.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: serious medical condition ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:37AM

Meade loves Enemas Wrote:
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> And their descendent has to carry around
> disposable enemas even though he hasn't hit 40.

he was seized by an attack of gout in his stomach

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Wants to know ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:08AM

#1 Gretchen Fan Wrote:
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> Wants to know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did Meade have a sister who used to post here?
>
>
> The beautiful Miss Gretchen. She is as kind,
> sweet, and smart as she is adorable.
>
> Sadly Miss Gretchen had too many guys here who
> kept asking for dates and marriage proposals and
> she is just not interested in that at this time.
> She is too busy with her career, her volunteer
> work, and her church to have a boyfriend.
>
> Miss Gretchen had been offered runway model gigs
> and the official Miss FairfaxUnderground title,
> but has turned them all down. She is a modest
> lady and hates attention that brings.

Probably a different Richmond chick. The woman I am remembering had a bit of a mean streak.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:51AM

What a pity that the oldest of Virginia families will come to an inglorious end.




The final male heir is an obese, retarded impotent eunuch, not suited for employment , education , or anything useful.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Sad Americans ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:55AM

Sad Meade has nothing with his life but watch Mama's Family, feed a pet bird and live off welfare.

The rest of us are raising families and living productive lives making America great.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: #1 Gretchen Fan ()
Date: December 06, 2018 10:24AM

Wants to know Wrote:
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> #1 Gretchen Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wants to know Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Did Meade have a sister who used to post
> here?
> >
> >
> > The beautiful Miss Gretchen. She is as kind,
> > sweet, and smart as she is adorable.
> >
> > Sadly Miss Gretchen had too many guys here who
> > kept asking for dates and marriage proposals
> and
> > she is just not interested in that at this time.
>
> > She is too busy with her career, her volunteer
> > work, and her church to have a boyfriend.
> >
> > Miss Gretchen had been offered runway model
> gigs
> > and the official Miss FairfaxUnderground title,
>
> > but has turned them all down. She is a modest
> > lady and hates attention that brings.
>
> Probably a different Richmond chick. The woman I
> am remembering had a bit of a mean streak.


You ate thinking of a different Gretchen. Meade's sister is a hottie and a major sweetheart.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: FavoredSon ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:25PM

Sad Americans Wrote:
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> Sad Meade has nothing with his life but watch
> Mama's Family, feed a pet bird and live off
> welfare.
>
> The rest of us are raising families and living
> productive lives making America great.


Meade Skelton is a talented and prolific singer/songwriter who also brings smiles to many people when he dances as a cow. I think he is definitely making his contributions to society.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Parasite Meade ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:36PM

FavoredSon Wrote:

>
> Meade Skelton is a talented and prolific
> singer/songwriter who also brings smiles to many
> people when he dances as a cow. I think he is
> definitely making his contributions to society.


Meade is turning 40 in the spring and he has never been able to support himself.
Whatever 'contributions to society' he is making does not offset his parasite status.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Hetries ()
Date: December 06, 2018 01:50PM

Parasite Meade Wrote:
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> FavoredSon Wrote:
>
> >
> > Meade Skelton is a talented and prolific
> > singer/songwriter who also brings smiles to
> many
> > people when he dances as a cow. I think he is
> > definitely making his contributions to society.
>
>
> Meade is turning 40 in the spring and he has never
> been able to support himself.
> Whatever 'contributions to society' he is making
> does not offset his parasite status.

At least he doesn't go around stalking people like Eesh. And he isn't a crazy pedo like Miz.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: meade WINNING ()
Date: December 06, 2018 03:05PM

Hetries Wrote:
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> > Meade is turning 40 in the spring and he has
> never
> > been able to support himself.
> > Whatever 'contributions to society' he is
> making
> > does not offset his parasite status.
>
> At least he doesn't go around stalking people like
> Eesh. And he isn't a crazy pedo like Miz.

The only way to turn Meade into s winner is to say that "at least Meade is not as bad as...."

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: EFDXE ()
Date: December 06, 2018 06:34PM

So you're saying that among Meade Skelton's ancestors are Skeltons? You're some kind of fucking genius! We're so glad you could stop by.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Nigger Lover ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:46PM


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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: 'oldest of families' ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:56PM

meaning everyone is very old. middle-aged meade is the baby of this dying family

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:15PM

'oldest of families' Wrote:
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> meaning everyone is very old. middle-aged meade is
> the baby of this dying family

I just thought of a question I don't have the answer to.

Other than the exciting Miss Gretchen, we don't hear much about Meade's other siblings. Is Meade an uncle, or has God said "END OF THE LINE" for the Papa Haufe branch of the family tree?
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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: mede's other siblings ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:37PM

they have all changed their names. They don't want to be associated with meade, and are damned well NOT going to show up in any of his future geneological presentations.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Miz is a stalker ()
Date: December 06, 2018 09:29PM

Hetries Wrote:
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> Parasite Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FavoredSon Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Meade Skelton is a talented and prolific
> > > singer/songwriter who also brings smiles to
> > many
> > > people when he dances as a cow. I think he is
> > > definitely making his contributions to
> society.
> >
> >
> > Meade is turning 40 in the spring and he has
> never
> > been able to support himself.
> > Whatever 'contributions to society' he is
> making
> > does not offset his parasite status.
>
> At least he doesn't go around stalking people like
> Eesh. And he isn't a crazy pedo like Miz.

Leaving a note under someone's windshield is not stalking. Lurking around someone's house for over an hour, refusing to leave when asked, sitting outside on the curb, leaving briefly only to return shortly afterward, is stalking.
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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: NewsClock ()
Date: December 06, 2018 10:10PM

'oldest of families' Wrote:
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> meaning everyone is very old. middle-aged meade is
> the baby of this dying family


Meade is hardly middle aged. Middle aged is at least 45 and ends around 65. People are living longer lives today. This isn't 1972.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: December 06, 2018 10:50PM

NewsClock Wrote:
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> 'oldest of families' Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > meaning everyone is very old. middle-aged meade
> is
> > the baby of this dying family
>
>
> Meade is hardly middle aged. Middle aged is at
> least 45 and ends around 65. People are living
> longer lives today. This isn't 1972.

Meade dyes his hair and needs enemas....


He should quit axting like a middled person if he doesn't want to be considered one.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: I am 52. I am middle-aged. ()
Date: December 06, 2018 11:09PM

And I have NONE of meade's health problems.

My father is >80, and has NONE of meade's health problems.

Physiologically, meade is OLD.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Lymeawareness ()
Date: December 06, 2018 11:21PM

Meade ruins everything Wrote:
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> NewsClock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'oldest of families' Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > meaning everyone is very old. middle-aged
> meade
> > is
> > > the baby of this dying family
> >
> >
> > Meade is hardly middle aged. Middle aged is at
> > least 45 and ends around 65. People are living
> > longer lives today. This isn't 1972.
>
> Meade dyes his hair and needs enemas....
>
>
> He should quit axting like a middled person if he
> doesn't want to be considered one.


He has Lymes disease.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: ah yes, lyme disease ()
Date: December 06, 2018 11:23PM

Lymeawareness Wrote:
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> Meade ruins everything Wrote:
>
> He has Lymes disease.


It impacts the elderly rather severely.

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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: Hypochondriac Meade ()
Date: December 07, 2018 01:47AM

ah yes, lyme disease Wrote:
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> Lymeawareness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Meade ruins everything Wrote:
> >
> > He has Lymes disease.
>
>
> It impacts the elderly rather severely.


Meade once was screaming that the doctors could never find his Lyme disease but he just knew he had it since he read about it on the internet. He did the same thing with Fibromyalgia but we don't hear about that or his Lupis that much anymore.
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Re: Meade Skelton comes from the oldest of Virginian families...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:33AM

Lymeawareness Wrote:
>
> He has Lymes disease.



Nah, he's just an obese, retarded, deformed, impotent eunuch.

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