Re: Worried about Midgets in Upcoming Snowstorm
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: February 04, 2010 08:07PM
I have snowshoes, and I would recommend that any midget invest in a pair, ASAP. Also, be sure to wear a pole strapped to your back with a bright orange flag (Like the ones at the fire hydrants). Last but not least, I am not liable for any vehicular on midget incidents, as I cannot reliably drive through this much snow, while trying to pay attention for underlying little people. If you see an SUV heading your way though, wave as much as you can to create attention, but if it doesn't work, just hit the deck and pray that my 4Runner has enough clearance for your smaller stature.
If you are stuck in the snow, leave us a message on here, and I'll attempt to uncover you with my midget hunting, er, I mean recovery dogs.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).