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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I get high in the air every time I masturbate, because the force of my orgasm physically launches me off the bed and slams me into the ceiling. It's like handling a fire hose. That's why the sheetrock of my ceiling if full of dents shaped like my torso.