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ONCE UPON A TIME
Posted by: TWEETER ()
Date: February 04, 2010 01:03PM

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS THIS LITTLE SPARROW, WHO WHILE FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER FROZE SOLID AND FELL TO THE GROUND. AND THEN TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE A COW CRAPPED ON HIM, BUT THE MANURE WAS ALL WARM AND IT DEFROSTED HIM. SO THERE HE IS, HE IS WARM AND HE IS HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HE STARTS TO SING. A HUNGRY CAT COMES ALONG AND HE CLEARS OFF THE MANURE AND HE LOOKS AT THE LITTLE BIRD THEN HE EATS HIM AND THE MORAL TO OF THE STORY IS THIS: EVERYONE WHO CRAPS ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY, AND EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF CRAP IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND, AND IF YOU ARE WARM AND HAPPY, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.

FUNNY HOW POLITICAL THIS STORY IS..... ROFLMAO!!!!

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: February 04, 2010 05:46PM

I wood never eated a crappy sparrow. I wood eated a chezburgher insted. Sparrowz r 4 suckaz. Dis storee is in all CAPZ. All CAPZ TYPPERS R shit covered sparrow munchin notzee zombee fan club prezidents tung kizzers.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/04/2010 05:50PM by LOLcat.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME
Posted by: RockHard ()
Date: February 04, 2010 07:15PM

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