do you ever get irritated by a guy who's just too good-looking for his own good? I keep seeing the commercial for that new chick flick "Dear John" and I get annoyed every time because the guy in it is just so obnoxiously good-looking. What a dick. Where does this guy get off looking that "dreamy"? Fuck him. I think his name is Stockyard Channing, or Carol Channing, or Tatum O'neal, or something with Channing and/or O'neal in it. What a douchebag. Look at that head. That head's not real. It looks like someone sculpted it out of marble or something. What a dick-face.

This guy, by the way, is the prototypical "all-american" guy. I'll bet he uses Axe body spray and uses "product" in his hair. I'll bet he calls his other Calvin Klein underpants model dude friends "bra". I'll bet he plays Madden. He probably has an Iphone, and an Ipod, and a Blackberry, and a Twitter, and a Facebook, and a Macbook. I'll bet he's used the phrase "I work hard, but I play hard too" while standing in front of a red convertible on the beach in Miami. I'll bet he was captain of the football team, and the prom king, and got a Ferrari for his graduation. I'll bet he goes to Starbucks and drinks out of really little coffee cups while typing on his laptop and listening to his Ipodphoneberrybook. I'll bet his favorite movie is something with Jack Black in it. I'll bet his favorite band is whatever the 2010 equivalent of Hootie and the Blowfish is. I'll bet he "likes to travel" and "family is very important to him". I'll bet he owns a pair of really expensive sunglasses. What a Ken doll. There's nothing going on upstairs. What are the chances this guy has ever had a thought deeper than "me hungry, me scratch balls now"? His neck is almost thicker than his head. Look at those pouty, bee-stung lips. I'll bet he "hits the gym" and counts his carbs. I'll bet he uses the word "carbs" a lot.

Sometimes you really can judge a book by its cover.
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Mr. Misery sounds GAY.

I don't know who that dude is, but he's not obnoxiously handsome, though that pic projects kind of an obnoxious vibe.

His old man, Ryan O'Neal, was obnoxiously handsome, and yet quite charming in some of his better flicks, like Paper Moon & What's Up Doc?

No. I usually don't have a problem dealing with really good looking guys, unless they are assholes. What I can't stand are moderately attractive women who act like they are the most fucking beautiful thing that has graced the Earth. Those bitches piss me off.

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Do you know how obnoxiously GAY you have to be to start a thread liken this one?

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All I'm getting at is that THIS guy is most likely a more worthwhile and valuable human being than that mannequin.
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I don't know what's gay about starting a thread like this. Now feeling threatened by attractive guys...THAT's gay.

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Is it as gay as this?


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I don't know what's gay about starting a thread like this. Now feeling threatened by attractive guys...THAT's gay.

Putting words in peoples mouths and incinuating other fears, that qualifies as GAY.

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but if his penis is in my mouth....
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There is HOMOPHOBIA,

and there is HOMODISLIKEIA.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> do you ever get irritated by a guy who's just too
> good-looking for his own good? I keep seeing the
> commercial for that new chick flick "Dear John"
> and I get annoyed every time because the guy in it
> is just so obnoxiously good-looking. What a dick.
> Where does this guy get off looking that "dreamy"?
> Fuck him. I think his name is Stockyard Channing,
> or Carol Channing, or Tatum O'neal, or something
> with Channing and/or O'neal in it. What a
> douchebag. Look at that head. That head's not
> real. It looks like someone sculpted it out of
> marble or something. What a dick-face.
>
> This guy, by the way, is the prototypical
> "all-american" guy. I'll bet he uses Axe body
> spray and uses "product" in his hair. I'll bet he
> calls his other Calvin Klein underpants model dude
> friends "bra". I'll bet he plays Madden. He
> probably has an Iphone, and an Ipod, and a
> Blackberry, and a Twitter, and a Facebook, and a
> Macbook. I'll bet he's used the phrase "I work
> hard, but I play hard too" while standing in front
> of a red convertible on the beach in Miami. I'll
> bet he was captain of the football team, and the
> prom king, and got a Ferrari for his graduation.
> I'll bet he goes to Starbucks and drinks out of
> really little coffee cups while typing on his
> laptop and listening to his Ipodphoneberrybook.
> I'll bet his favorite movie is something with Jack
> Black in it. I'll bet his favorite band is
> whatever the 2010 equivalent of Hootie and the
> Blowfish is. I'll bet he "likes to travel" and
> "family is very important to him". I'll bet he
> owns a pair of really expensive sunglasses. What a
> Ken doll. There's nothing going on upstairs. What
> are the chances this guy has ever had a thought
> deeper than "me hungry, me scratch balls now"? His
> neck is almost thicker than his head. Look at
> those pouty, bee-stung lips. I'll bet he "hits the
> gym" and counts his carbs. I'll bet he uses the
> word "carbs" a lot.
>
> Sometimes you really can judge a book by its
> cover.
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I vote for this...
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And you just know that dude wore a wide leather wristband and tropical shorts at Spring Break '02.

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Wow, he even has a Wiki entry.... I want to BE ON him!

Channing Tatum was born in Cullman, Alabama.[1][2] His family moved to Mississippi when he was six, although he visited Alabama, where his mother's family still lives. Tatum grew up in the bayous near the Mississippi River, where he enjoyed a rural existence.[3][4]

Tatum was athletic while growing up, playing football, soccer, track, baseball, and performing martial arts, although he says that "girls were always [his] biggest distraction in school.[citation needed] As a child, he practiced kung fu.[5] Tatum spent most of his teenage years in the Tampa, Florida area and initially attended Gaither High School before going to Tampa Catholic High School. He graduated in 1998 and was voted most athletic. Afterward, Tatum was awarded a football scholarship to Glenville State College in Glenville, West Virginia, but he turned it down. He returned home and started working odd jobs. US Weekly reported that around this time Tatum began working as an exotic dancer at a local nightclub, under the name "Chan Crawford."[6] In 2010, he told an Australian newspaper that he would like to make a movie about his experiences as a stripper, saying, "I've already got the director picked out. I'd like Nicolas Refn, who did the movie Bronson, to do it because he's insane for it."[2]

He later moved to Miami, where he was discovered on the street by a model talent scout.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channing_Tatum

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> I don't know what's gay about starting a thread
> like this. Now feeling threatened by attractive
> guys...THAT's gay.

it's not just about feeling threatened (obviously I am an insecure creep...I think we can all agree on that). It's more about the lack of any kind of intellectual quality in a dude like that...just such a superficial nothing...but I guess ignorance is bliss.

What a dick bag. Just look at him. He's never had a deep thought in his stupid frat boy life. I hate people like that. And I think that wikipedia bio proves my theory...you can tell by just looking at a guy like that what kind of a knuckle-dragging dolt he is. See? I didn't know jack shit about this oaf, but I was right, wasn't I? He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > I don't know what's gay about starting a thread
> > like this. Now feeling threatened by attractive
> > guys...THAT's gay.
>
> it's not just about feeling threatened (obviously
> I am an insecure creep...I think we can all agree
> on that). It's more about the lack of any kind of
> intellectual quality in a dude like that...just
> such a superficial nothing...but I guess ignorance
> is bliss.
>
> What a dick bag. Just look at him. He's never had
> a deep thought in his stupid frat boy life. I hate
> people like that. And I think that wikipedia bio
> proves my theory...you can tell by just looking at
> a guy like that what kind of a knuckle-dragging
> dolt he is. See? I didn't know jack shit about
> this oaf, but I was right, wasn't I? He's a male
> bimbo. He's a mimbo.

I like your style.

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You'd like his asshole much better!

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> No. I usually don't have a problem dealing with
> really good looking guys, unless they are
> assholes. What I can't stand are moderately
> attractive women who act like they are the most
> fucking beautiful thing that has graced the Earth.
> Those bitches piss me off.


+1 You see these types in a lot of DC clubs. All looking for an accountant/financial analyst/lawyer to leach off of for drinks.

i love me some Republican club

That§ gay.