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meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: live is never dull ()
Date: November 19, 2018 04:17PM

Drop by for some bad singing, hilarious trumptard politics, accusations of witchcraft, and if we're really lucking a crying meltdown!

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: His calandar says 4-8 ()
Date: November 19, 2018 07:59PM

Is he really doing four whole hours?


http://www.meadeskeltonsplace.com/calendar.php


He might cry twice and have at least one extended shit break...

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: going to demonstrate enema ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:05PM

Also he is going to film gretchen cooking the thanksgiving meatloaf.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Ejjrr ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:08PM

Is he gonna stick his dick in the turkey

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: he'll dress like an indian ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:14PM

Sill in all, I am NOT watching 4 hours of meade.....

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: gretchen porn is hot ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:44PM

going to demonstrate enema Wrote:
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> Also he is going to film gretchen cooking the
> thanksgiving meatloaf.
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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Jealousy101 ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:49PM

live is never dull Wrote:
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> Drop by for some bad singing, hilarious trumptard
> politics, accusations of witchcraft, and if we're
> really lucking a crying meltdown!


Meade has a beautiful voice!

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: 4 hours? ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:52PM

WTF is he going to prattle on about for four hours? We know he can't sing that long. Maybe he has trained Donald the parakeet to do tricks.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: HiMeade ()
Date: November 19, 2018 09:53PM

Jealousy101 Wrote:
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> live is never dull Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Drop by for some bad singing, hilarious
> trumptard
> > politics, accusations of witchcraft, and if
> we're
> > really lucking a crying meltdown!
>
>
> Meade has a beautiful voice!

Meade,

you are the only one who thinks you have a beautiful voice. Take the advice from people much wiser than you and get yourself a mental health evaluation.
You are approaching 40 rather quickly and you can actually do something productive and worthwhile for the second half of your life if you turn things around soon.

Heck, what a great way to honor your aged father by showing him you have grown up enough to finally take care of yourself before his passing.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: advice for Meade ()
Date: November 19, 2018 10:18PM

Meade,

I won't say nobody wants to hear your voice, because Karen Leiser likes it as does your sister. You have great potential as an entertainer but your voice and singing are not the reason. People are drawn to Meade Skelton for the big picture. The goofy wig (if it is a wig), the funny hybrid accent, the pulsating pectorals, the Kaopectate and enema, the bunny marriage and bunny-humping, and the asexual childlike simplicity are the key elements that draw audiences: Not the singing, although a short song here and there won't necessarily drive people away.

Be the next Sailor Bob, Dandy Beagle, Captain Kangaroo, or Pee-wee Herman, but be yourself. You are interesting and have market potential.

Moreno will chime in here shortly, but he is of no consequence.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: just awoke from a weird dream ()
Date: November 19, 2018 10:59PM

Whenever I eat a big meal and immediately sack out, I have weird dreams. And now FFU has invaded my dreams.

It's sort of fuzzy, but there was a meade livestream. During the show, meade was struggling to move some large piece of furniture to a different part of the studio. At least, I think it was furniture. In any case, he was struggling, sweating, out of breath.

Then he keeled over.

Gerry was making cruel remarks celebrating meade's death. There was in fact a fair bit of sadistic joy among the half dozen or so people watching. Touchingly, a truly concerned eesh contacted the paramedics, and then himself rushed to meade's house.

As he later related, he followed the amublance to the hospital and stayed with meade until he had stabilized. He then provided some comforting words for Gretchen when she arrived.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Nothelping ()
Date: November 19, 2018 11:12PM

advice for Meade Wrote:
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> Meade,
>
> I won't say nobody wants to hear your voice,
> because Karen Leiser likes it as does your sister.
> You have great potential as an entertainer but
> your voice and singing are not the reason. People
> are drawn to Meade Skelton for the big picture.
> The goofy wig (if it is a wig), the funny hybrid
> accent, the pulsating pectorals, the Kaopectate
> and enema, the bunny marriage and bunny-humping,
> and the asexual childlike simplicity are the key
> elements that draw audiences: Not the singing,
> although a short song here and there won't
> necessarily drive people away.
>
> Be the next Sailor Bob, Dandy Beagle, Captain
> Kangaroo, or Pee-wee Herman, but be yourself. You
> are interesting and have market potential.
>
> Moreno will chime in here shortly, but he is of no
> consequence.

Meade doesn't wear a wig. He is a great vocalist. The other things are destroying his career.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: destroying his career? ()
Date: November 19, 2018 11:15PM

Can what meade does really be considered a 'career'?

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: barbecued pig ()
Date: November 20, 2018 01:01AM

destroying his career? Wrote:
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> Can what meade does really be considered a
> 'career'?


He works part-time as a cow mascot to supplement his government subsidy for being a retard.


Neither are career choices I would make...

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: control your own destiny ()
Date: November 20, 2018 02:03AM

barbecued pig Wrote:
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> destroying his career? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can what meade does really be considered a
> > 'career'?
>
>
> He works part-time as a cow mascot to supplement
> his government subsidy for being a retard.
>
>
> Neither are career choices I would make...

Willard Scott was Bozo the Clown, then Ronald McDonald prior to becoming the WRC weatherman and later host of the Today Show on NBC.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: good advice ()
Date: November 20, 2018 02:07AM

advice for Meade Wrote:
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> Meade,
>
> I won't say nobody wants to hear your voice,
> because Karen Leiser likes it as does your sister.
> You have great potential as an entertainer but
> your voice and singing are not the reason. People
> are drawn to Meade Skelton for the big picture.
> The goofy wig (if it is a wig), the funny hybrid
> accent, the pulsating pectorals, the Kaopectate
> and enema, the bunny marriage and bunny-humping,
> and the asexual childlike simplicity are the key
> elements that draw audiences: Not the singing,
> although a short song here and there won't
> necessarily drive people away.
>
> Be the next Sailor Bob, Dandy Beagle, Captain
> Kangaroo, or Pee-wee Herman, but be yourself. You
> are interesting and have market potential.
>
> Moreno will chime in here shortly, but he is of no
> consequence.

^^Read and heed, Meade, read and heed. You have got some talent, but it ain't necessarily singing. Go with your strengths, which are what makes you so popular here already.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: BestBET ()
Date: November 20, 2018 02:20PM

good advice Wrote:
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> advice for Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade,
> >
> > I won't say nobody wants to hear your voice,
> > because Karen Leiser likes it as does your
> sister.
> > You have great potential as an entertainer but
> > your voice and singing are not the reason.
> People
> > are drawn to Meade Skelton for the big picture.
>
> > The goofy wig (if it is a wig), the funny
> hybrid
> > accent, the pulsating pectorals, the Kaopectate
> > and enema, the bunny marriage and
> bunny-humping,
> > and the asexual childlike simplicity are the
> key
> > elements that draw audiences: Not the singing,
> > although a short song here and there won't
> > necessarily drive people away.
> >
> > Be the next Sailor Bob, Dandy Beagle, Captain
> > Kangaroo, or Pee-wee Herman, but be yourself.
> You
> > are interesting and have market potential.
> >
> > Moreno will chime in here shortly, but he is of
> no
> > consequence.
>
> ^^Read and heed, Meade, read and heed. You have
> got some talent, but it ain't necessarily singing.
> Go with your strengths, which are what makes you
> so popular here already.


But Meade's best suit is singing. He fails at everything else. It's the only thing he can do well. That and maybe play a piano.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: WeatherReportmS ()
Date: November 20, 2018 02:22PM

Meade has dowmgraded his livestream to a 1 hour show. Still a Category 4 as far as storms go.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: fixer of everything ()
Date: November 20, 2018 03:11PM

WeatherReportmS Wrote:
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> Still a Category 4 as far as shitstorms go.


FIFY

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: hoping for something new ()
Date: November 20, 2018 07:46PM

Meade talks enemas, or meade cleans his gun on the show, or maybe something to do with donald the parrot. Also, it's high time he introduced his father on the show.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Meade Norman Bates Skelton ()
Date: November 20, 2018 07:52PM

hoping for something new Wrote:
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> it's high time he introduced his
> father on the show.


We all have a good guess what Meade's father looks like today..
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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: if meade's father is dead ()
Date: November 20, 2018 08:05PM

and meade has been concealing that fact, then isn't his sister guilty as well?

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Gretchen is even worse ()
Date: November 20, 2018 08:40PM

if meade's father is dead Wrote:
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> and meade has been concealing that fact, then
> isn't his sister guilty as well?


Since Gretchen has the more masculine voice, it was decided that she would imitate Paps Haufe over the phone..


The whole family needs to be jailed. Probation will have to be contingent on each hitting several 12-step programs.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: AmazingallAround ()
Date: November 20, 2018 10:07PM

Meade is a brilliant singer/songwriter/actor/keyboardist/human being

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: and the cow jumped over the moon ()
Date: November 20, 2018 10:13PM

AmazingallAround Wrote:
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> Meade is a brilliant
> singer/songwriter/actor/keyboardist/human being


And Miz is the greatest cartoonist since Robert crumb!

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Amazing indeed ()
Date: November 20, 2018 10:15PM

Meade is an amazing moob-flexer and bunny-humper. He should take his shirt off at all his performances. Women of all ages would swoon.
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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: trump will ruin it somehow ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:45PM

trump ruins everything

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Gerryarchiverer2 ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:06PM

trump will ruin it somehow Wrote:
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> trump ruins everything

Archived.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Trump Ruined Meade ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:12PM

Gerryarchiverer2 Wrote:
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> trump will ruin it somehow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > trump ruins everything
>
> Archived.
Look how sickly Meade has gotten over the last two years..
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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Agelesswonder ()
Date: November 22, 2018 01:21AM

Trump Ruined Meade Wrote:
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> Gerryarchiverer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > trump will ruin it somehow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > trump ruins everything
> >
> > Archived.
> Look how sickly Meade has gotten over the last two
> years..

He looks exactly the same.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: so, will anyone watch? ()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:12AM

I like laughing at retards.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: Don Rickles meant it this way ()
Date: November 23, 2018 12:22PM

so, will anyone watch? Wrote:
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> I like laughing at retards.


I don't like to laugh at retards in general.

But retards who don't know they are retards can be really funny

Meade is comedy gold...

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: lots of older folks ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:07PM

Many pf our older citizens are grateful this Thanksgiving for three things: 1. televised Mass and 2. Meade Skelton livestreams and 3. reruns of Lawrence Welk. Give Meade a break, he does a lot of good by giving some of these folks a pleasant relaxing time, many of whom are shut ins.

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Re: meadetard is doing a livestream this weekend!
Posted by: closed captions for the... ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:26PM

lots of older folks Wrote:
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> Many pf our older citizens are grateful this
> Thanksgiving for three things: 1. televised Mass
> and 2. Meade Skelton livestreams and 3. reruns of
> Lawrence Welk. Give Meade a break, he does a lot
> of good by giving some of these folks a pleasant
> relaxing time, many of whom are shut ins.


It doesn't hurt that many of them are deaf.
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