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What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Shitty deal ()
Date: November 19, 2018 12:59PM

At my firm we have a “rule of 15s”. The first 15 minutes you take to pinch your loaf is free. After that, you start getting your pay docked by 15 minutes. If you don’t finish in 15 minutes, you can return to your cube and wait another 15 minutes for the time to “reset” to finish your crap.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: what the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: November 19, 2018 01:21PM

If you can't finish your business in 15 minutes eat some fiber.


Or see a doctor...or both...

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Zdsdsdd ()
Date: November 19, 2018 02:07PM

We are not allowed to take a dump at our workplace. That is considered stuff you do at home. Terms for dismissals

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: niggas for curt ()
Date: November 19, 2018 02:33PM

You need a better McJob.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: fiber ()
Date: November 19, 2018 03:10PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> If you can't finish your business in 15 minutes
> eat some fiber.

If you eat the right amount of fiber ever day and stay hydrated you should be on & off the toilet in 1-2 minutes. Anything more than 3-4 is a sign your body’s not working right. 15, that’s like a serious health condition.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Your employer is a moron ()
Date: November 19, 2018 03:16PM

Go work for somebody else. Your employer is a moron.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Troll McTrollson ()
Date: November 19, 2018 04:00PM

Shitty deal Wrote:
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> At my firm we have a “rule of 15s”. The first
> 15 minutes you take to pinch your loaf is free.
> After that, you start getting your pay docked by
> 15 minutes. If you don’t finish in 15 minutes,
> you can return to your cube and wait another 15
> minutes for the time to “reset” to finish your
> crap.

^ reeks of Autism and Assburgers. Hi Miz.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: wndrw ()
Date: November 19, 2018 04:08PM

1400 billable hours per year. Meet that target and nobody cares.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Always room for Meade ()
Date: November 19, 2018 04:51PM

Troll McTrollson Wrote:

> > crap.
>
> ^ reeks of Autism and Assburgers. Hi Miz.


I'm thinking Meade myself....Meade has a job...It will take him at least 15 minutes to wrangle out of his 'uniform' before he can even sit down.

And who would expect Meade to work a three-hour shift without letting him shit at least once???

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: Shitty deal ()
Date: November 19, 2018 05:54PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> If you can't finish your business in 15 minutes
> eat some fiber.
>
>
> Or see a doctor...or both...

The 15 minute rule is in place to keep the people who play on their phones in the stall honest more so than regulating how long they take a dump. Personally, I enjoy taking a news paper or a book with me to the shitter and take a good 30 minutes while having some me time.

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Re: What’s your company’s policy on shitting during working hours?
Posted by: In my Day ()
Date: November 19, 2018 06:08PM

Only niggers and people who act like niggers shit on company time.

So it would make sense that Meade does.

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