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If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 01, 2010 09:05AM

...true or false?

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 01, 2010 09:09AM

100% true

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: "A-hole" ()
Date: February 01, 2010 09:11AM

Pokes what?

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 01, 2010 10:12AM

let's take a poll:

Genevieve
Melissa
Elle Diabla
Hoocoodanoode
Spunky1
RestonLass
VAgirl
Mastubator Machine Man
Charlie Schmidt's "Cool Cat"

...do you smoke? And if so, do you poke?
here's something to get you going--
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gary numan2.jpg

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: eesh all good ()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:37PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> let's take a poll:
>
> Genevieve
> Melissa
> Elle Diabla
> Hoocoodanoode
> Spunky1
> RestonLass
> VAgirl
> Mastubator Machine Man
> Charlie Schmidt's "Cool Cat"
>
> ...do you smoke? And if so, do you poke?
> here's something to get you going--


What about eesh? He smokes, so I'm sure he'd let you poke.

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 01, 2010 05:08PM

My experience has found that saying to be true... It doesn't mean she's going to let you poke though...

Mr. Misery, it sounds like you need to improve your running game...

eesh all good, will you go out with me?

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: love is in the air... ()
Date: February 01, 2010 05:14PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> My experience has found that saying to be true...
> It doesn't mean she's going to let you poke
> though...
>
> Mr. Misery, it sounds like you need to improve
> your running game...
>
> eesh all good, will you go out with me?


Aren't you satisfied with your gay lover, eesh?

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 01, 2010 05:17PM

There's always room for Jell-O?

love is in the air... Wrote:
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> Aren't you satisfied with your gay lover, eesh?

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 02, 2010 12:58AM

if the saying is true, then this woman must do a whole lot of pokin'...
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smoker2.jpg

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 02, 2010 12:59AM

...this is a woman who's poking days are behind her...
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smoker.jpg

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:00AM

...and this woman must like getting poked by several different pokers at the same time...
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smoker3.jpg

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:01AM

here's a lady who poked without protection
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pregsmoke.jpg

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:27AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> here's a lady who poked without protection


Ugh! Stomach tattoos on pregnant women. Sick.

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: trash ()
Date: February 02, 2010 07:22AM

Ugh! A pregnant woman smoking. Sick.

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > here's a lady who poked without protection
>
>
> Ugh! Stomach tattoos on pregnant women. Sick.

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: smoking is stupid ()
Date: February 02, 2010 07:45AM

Ugh! any woman who smokes. Stinky and sick

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: February 02, 2010 08:51AM

1000% true. Women who smoke are more sexually adventurous. Unfortunately she is more likely to have an STD too.

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Re: If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: I <3 Puntang ()
Date: February 02, 2010 08:54AM

I'd hit it.
She can even keep smoking her jack
because I'd be done before she finished it.

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