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Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: UppityNegro ()
Date: November 11, 2018 09:54AM

Can you tell?
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Josef K. ()
Date: November 11, 2018 10:54AM

But people can tell that Meade dyes his hair two weeks ago.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2984311/2984350.html#msg-2984350

What a pride-filled FUCK...

He is just a whiff away from 40...His midlife crisis is certainly going to be entertaining...
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Ali Raisman ()
Date: November 11, 2018 11:56AM

He should dye his hair platinum blond. I didn't realize his hero was General Lee.

https://youtu.be/4Uk8suhCQjQ

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Meade loves Enemas ()
Date: November 11, 2018 12:17PM

When there is a disconnect between the age of one's face and the age of one's hair, it makes one look foolish and he is easily written off as just someone to laugh at... Not that this is the only thing to laugh at Meade about..
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: YoungManMeade ()
Date: November 11, 2018 03:10PM

Josef K. Wrote:
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> But people can tell that Meade dyes his hair two
> weeks ago.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/29
> 84311/2984350.html#msg-2984350
>
> What a pride-filled FUCK...
>
> He is just a whiff away from 40...His midlife
> crisis is certainly going to be entertaining...


He looks young. Age is a state of mind.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Just4men ()
Date: November 11, 2018 03:12PM

Meade loves Enemas Wrote:
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> When there is a disconnect between the age of
> one's face and the age of one's hair, it makes one
> look foolish and he is easily written off as just
> someone to laugh at... Not that this is the only
> thing to laugh at Meade about..


He's almost 40, not 70. It doesn't look bad at all. You never heard of "Just For Men"? Most men in their 30s start to see at least a little bit of grey around the temples.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: fixer of things ()
Date: November 11, 2018 03:46PM

Meade loves Enemas Wrote:
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> When there is a disconnect between
> one's age and one's behavior, it makes one
> look foolish and he is easily written off as just
> someone to laugh at...



>Not that this is the only
> thing to laugh at Meade about..

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Josef K. ()
Date: November 11, 2018 04:18PM

Just4men Wrote:

>
> He's almost 40, not 70. It doesn't look bad at
> all. You never heard of "Just For Men"? Most men
> in their 30s start to see at least a little bit of
> grey around the temples.



A real man in his thirties is secure enough to accept that grey hair is starting to appear on his head and his beard. In fact, many of us know it makes us look distinguished and do not need to dye it away. Yes, they do make "Just for Men" hair dye for the small number of dudes who want to pretend they are something they are not. In Meade's case, it is such an obvious mismatch it just shows how skin-deep his soul actually is.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: ETHollywood ()
Date: November 11, 2018 04:19PM

Josef K. Wrote:
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> Just4men Wrote:
>
> >
> > He's almost 40, not 70. It doesn't look bad at
> > all. You never heard of "Just For Men"? Most
> men
> > in their 30s start to see at least a little bit
> of
> > grey around the temples.
>
>
>
> A real man in his thirties is secure enough to
> accept that grey hair is starting to appear on his
> head and his beard. In fact, many of us know it
> makes us look distinguished and do not need to dye
> it away. Yes, they do make "Just for Men" hair
> dye for the small number of dudes who want to
> pretend they are something they are not. In
> Meade's case, it is such an obvious mismatch it
> just shows how skin-deep his soul actually is.


Are you saying that real men don't dye their hair?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: he has reached middle age ()
Date: November 11, 2018 04:42PM

Fat, graying, laundry list of health problems. Let's face it - Meade is old.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Not in the foreseeable future ()
Date: November 11, 2018 05:52PM

ETHollywood Wrote:

> Are you saying that real men don't dye their hair?


Not in the late thirties....maybe late forties.


For once Meade is doing something he is too young to be doing...

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: MidlifeYoung ()
Date: November 11, 2018 06:53PM

he has reached middle age Wrote:
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> Fat, graying, laundry list of health problems.
> Let's face it - Meade is old.


Middle Age=/ old age

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: meade is old ()
Date: November 11, 2018 07:40PM

He is MUCH too old to launch a musical career.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Favorablenews ()
Date: November 11, 2018 07:56PM

meade is old Wrote:
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> He is MUCH too old to launch a musical career.


He already launched his career and he is on a steady path! He has a cult following and everyone enjoys some Meade!

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: GrindyMindy ()
Date: November 12, 2018 01:44PM

Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost 40. Are people jealous?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: November 12, 2018 02:14PM

GrindyMindy Wrote:
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> Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost 40. Are
> people jealous?


No one is jealous of someone who looks like this.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: When I'm 64. ()
Date: November 12, 2018 03:21PM

GrindyMindy Wrote:
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> Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost 40. Are
> people jealous?


It is well known that no one other than Meade thinks Meade looks younger than he is...That said..this result from his latest(already deleted) video is really funny..


The still is included below so anyone can verify I didn't doctor the results from the following site


https://www.how-old.net/
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Left Nuts ()
Date: November 12, 2018 03:38PM

Archived.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Pink Color ()
Date: November 12, 2018 04:54PM

I think Meade should dye it pink!

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: YouthfulGlow ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:19PM

When I'm 64. Wrote:
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> GrindyMindy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost 40.
> Are
> > people jealous?
>
>
> It is well known that no one other than Meade
> thinks Meade looks younger than he is...That
> said..this result from his latest(already deleted)
> video is really funny..
>
>
> The still is included below so anyone can verify
> I didn't doctor the results from the following
> site
>
>
> https://www.how-old.net/


that's an incredibly fuzzy picture.

Here , try this:
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: chatty cathy ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:48PM

YouthfulGlow Wrote:
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> When I'm 64. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GrindyMindy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost 40.
> > Are
> > > people jealous?
> >
> >
> > It is well known that no one other than Meade
> > thinks Meade looks younger than he is...That
> > said..this result from his latest(already
> deleted)
> > video is really funny..
> >
> >
> > The still is included below so anyone can
> verify
> > I didn't doctor the results from the following
> > site
> >
> >
> > https://www.how-old.net/
>
>
> that's an incredibly fuzzy picture.
>
> Here , try this:


It looks like Meade is wearing make up in that photo.

I wouldn't put it past any man under 40 who dies his hair.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Coke Koke ()
Date: November 12, 2018 06:21PM

chatty cathy Wrote:
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> YouthfulGlow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I'm 64. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > GrindyMindy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Meade looks 27 years old and he's almost
> 40.
> > > Are
> > > > people jealous?
> > >
> > >
> > > It is well known that no one other than Meade
> > > thinks Meade looks younger than he is...That
> > > said..this result from his latest(already
> > deleted)
> > > video is really funny..
> > >
> > >
> > > The still is included below so anyone can
> > verify
> > > I didn't doctor the results from the
> following
> > > site
> > >
> > >
> > > https://www.how-old.net/
> >
> >
> > that's an incredibly fuzzy picture.
> >
> > Here , try this:
>
>
> It looks like Meade is wearing make up in that
> photo.
>
> I wouldn't put it past any man under 40 who dies
> his hair.

It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: need to shorten thread title ()
Date: November 12, 2018 06:28PM

..Meade discusses dying.....

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Forget Superman ()
Date: November 12, 2018 07:33PM

Coke Koke Wrote:

> It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.


Real friends would have told Meade the truth about his talent and he might have actually done something constructive with his life.

Many of us have had our lives changed by those who loved us enough to tell us the truth and not just things we wanted to hear...

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Goodolddaze ()
Date: November 12, 2018 07:37PM

Forget Superman Wrote:
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> Coke Koke Wrote:
>
> > It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.
>
>
> Real friends would have told Meade the truth about
> his talent and he might have actually done
> something constructive with his life.
>
> Many of us have had our lives changed by those who
> loved us enough to tell us the truth and not just
> things we wanted to hear...

Meade is uber talented. Folks are jealous.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Meade ist der Goobermensche ()
Date: November 12, 2018 08:28PM

Goodolddaze Wrote:

> Meade is uber talented. Folks are jealous.


No one is jealous of a 39-year-old man who has never been capable of supporting himself. Especially one that badly dyes his hair, needs enemas and is so fat his neck swallowed his chin.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: seriously, WTF is wrong with him ()
Date: November 12, 2018 10:49PM

Why are trumptardz such oddballs?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: ToastDJour ()
Date: November 12, 2018 10:50PM

I loved it when Meade was singing "Jesus Loves Me" while wearing his MAGA hat.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Red Hair ()
Date: November 13, 2018 12:26PM

ToastDJour Wrote:
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> I loved it when Meade was singing "Jesus Loves Me"
> while wearing his MAGA hat.

MAGA hats on anybody say "I'm Crazy!"

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Taco Bell Dog ()
Date: November 13, 2018 11:59PM

Red Hair Wrote:
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> ToastDJour Wrote:
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> -----
> > I loved it when Meade was singing "Jesus Loves
> Me"
> > while wearing his MAGA hat.
>
> MAGA hats on anybody say "I'm Crazy!"

+1

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: The Charred ()
Date: November 14, 2018 09:41AM

Archived.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: November 14, 2018 12:20PM

He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??

What site is that???

I mentioned his hair looking darker in this thread and everyone ignored it.......

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2984903/2984945.html#msg-2984945



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2018 12:24PM by Ludwig.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: 2 cool 2B 4gotten ()
Date: November 14, 2018 12:55PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??
>
> What site is that???

Posting on that site is what is keeping Meade from a full-time job.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Europhile2 ()
Date: November 14, 2018 01:58PM

2 cool 2B 4gotten Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
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> > He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??
> >
> > What site is that???
>
> Posting on that site is what is keeping Meade from
> a full-time job.

He's obsessed with his Euro heritage.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Go fly a Kike ()
Date: November 14, 2018 04:29PM

Europhile2 Wrote:
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> 2 cool 2B 4gotten Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ludwig Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k
> posts??
> > >
> > > What site is that???
> >
> > Posting on that site is what is keeping Meade
> from
> > a full-time job.
>
> He's obsessed with his Euro heritage.


Probably lucky Meade is so poor he will never travel there. Only Yid boys get their penises mutilated over there...
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: jsut another unemployedtrumptard ()
Date: November 15, 2018 12:03AM

Nothing interesting to say, and too damned much time on his hands

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: UppityNegro ()
Date: November 17, 2018 02:49AM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??
>
> What site is that???
>



theapricity.com
he goes there to talk about how germanic he is

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Klaus von Claptrapp ()
Date: November 17, 2018 04:39AM

Meade is about as German as a Food Lion bratwurst.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: fuller brush man ()
Date: November 17, 2018 06:39AM

Meade needs a good hairbrush!
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: trump's fault ()
Date: November 17, 2018 06:55AM

Trump is creatng thousands of Meades. This is a bad legacy.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: #1 Gretchen Fan ()
Date: November 17, 2018 10:18AM

Goodolddaze Wrote:
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> Forget Superman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Coke Koke Wrote:
> >
> > > It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.
> >
> >
> > Real friends would have told Meade the truth
> about
> > his talent and he might have actually done
> > something constructive with his life.
> >
> > Many of us have had our lives changed by those
> who
> > loved us enough to tell us the truth and not
> just
> > things we wanted to hear...
>
> Meade is uber talented. Folks are jealous.


If this were even remotely true, his own sister, Gretchen the hottie, would have fixed him up with one of her chick friends. Cause beautiful women like her have friends who are also beautiful wotmen. Instead she sat idly by and watched him grow into the 40 year old unemployed virgin who sings love songs to a bird.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: thirty posts a day ()
Date: November 17, 2018 11:15AM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
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> -----
> > He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??
> >
> > What site is that???
> >
>
>
>
> theapricity.com
> he goes there to talk about how germanic he is
Not only has he only been there since July with over 3000 posts, he also took a month off.....That is 1000 posts a month....


https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?266910-Where-is-Richmondbread

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Gerry is Meade ()
Date: November 17, 2018 11:59AM

Gerry is Meade.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Not at all ()
Date: November 17, 2018 02:07PM

Gerry is Meade Wrote:
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> Gerry is Meade.


Meade may act like a disgusting liberal with his negative work ethic amd sucking off the government's teat, but he speaks the Trumptard line.

At one point it was thought he might be the forum Trumptard. aka 'PT FTW', 'KKKillary KKKlinton', 'Soros Koch Sucker" etc...

I think none of us want to believe two conservatives can be as stupid as those two come across...
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: asked to be banned? ()
Date: November 17, 2018 02:22PM

thirty posts a day Wrote:
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>
> > theapricity.com
> > he goes there to talk about how germanic he is
> Not only has he only been there since July with
> over 3000 posts, he also took a month off.....That
> is 1000 posts a month....
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?
> 266910-Where-is-Richmondbread


That sounds like miz.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Parasite Meade ()
Date: November 17, 2018 04:20PM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
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> > He joined in July 2018 and has over 3k posts??
> >
> > What site is that???
> >
>
>
>
> theapricity.com
> he goes there to talk about how germanic he is

Which is worse?

Being considered "white trash" like Meade is or "euro trash" like Meade wants to be..
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Trumpfans ()
Date: November 17, 2018 05:23PM

Meade is handsome and talented and everyone is mostly jealous of him.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 17, 2018 09:47PM

Trumpfans Wrote:
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> Meade is handsome and talented and everyone is
> mostly jealous of him.



Jealous of an obese , friendless , unemployed virgin who gives himself enemas?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Jealoustimes ()
Date: November 17, 2018 11:04PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Trumpfans Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Meade is handsome and talented and everyone is
> > mostly jealous of him.
>
>
>
> Jealous of an obese , friendless , unemployed
> virgin who gives himself enemas?

He's not obese and he's an amazing singer !

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Gifs are worth 1000 words ()
Date: November 18, 2018 12:56AM

Jealoustimes Wrote:

> He's not obese and he's an amazing singer !

Everyone should realize this.
How does anyone get a different impression?

Here is a couple of GIF from the last few months.

The first GIF below shows how if anything Meade needs to gain weight.


The second GIF is Meade performing his signature hit "Sweet Tea" in front of a very attentive crowd.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Strongmanbuilt ()
Date: November 18, 2018 12:16PM

Gifs are worth 1000 words Wrote:
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> Jealoustimes Wrote:
>
> > He's not obese and he's an amazing singer !
>
> Everyone should realize this.
> How does anyone get a different impression?
>
> Here is a couple of GIF from the last few months.
>
> The first GIF below shows how if anything Meade
> needs to gain weight.
>
>
> The second GIF is Meade performing his signature
> hit "Sweet Tea" in front of a very attentive
> crowd.


Meade has lost weight since the first GIF. That was back in May.
Meade is working on his weight liftin' . He's not obese, he's strong.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: True God-Given Talent ()
Date: November 18, 2018 12:38PM

Goodolddaze Wrote:
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> Forget Superman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Coke Koke Wrote:
> >
> > > It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.
> >
> >
> > Real friends would have told Meade the truth
> about
> > his talent and he might have actually done
> > something constructive with his life.
> >
> > Many of us have had our lives changed by those
> who
> > loved us enough to tell us the truth and not
> just
> > things we wanted to hear...
>
> Meade is uber talented. Folks are jealous.

Meade is incredibly talented but he doesn't realize where his talents are. Meade has an uncanny ability to attract attention to himself and provide hours of entertainment with his photos and videos. If Meade focused more on the the things that make him popular, he would have more success. Not so many people care for his singing, whereas Meade's moob-flexing, bunny-humping, demon-wrestling, and tearful on-camera breakdowns generate record views and truly highlight his unique ability to entertain.

So Meade, pull up that shirt more often and show the ladies what your man-boobs can do. Give us the scoop on how you turned away hurricanes and kept those California wildfires from spreading to Virginia. You are a great entertainer and you have more fans than just yourself, Gretchen, eesh, and Karen Leiser.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: More bullshit from Meade himself ()
Date: November 18, 2018 02:34PM

Strongmanbuilt Wrote:

> Meade has lost weight since the first GIF. That
> was back in May.
> Meade is working on his weight liftin' . He's not
> obese, he's strong.


Meade has not noticeably lost weight in years.

In April, he will be the three Fs-Fat, Flatulent and Forty
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: so meade, which is it? ()
Date: November 18, 2018 02:48PM

Did you tell the SSI people that you are strong and healthy?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Quit selling Meade short ()
Date: November 18, 2018 02:49PM

More bullshit from Meade himself Wrote:
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> Strongmanbuilt Wrote:
>
> > Meade has lost weight since the first GIF. That
> > was back in May.
> > Meade is working on his weight liftin' . He's
> not
> > obese, he's strong.
>
>
> Meade has not noticeably lost weight in years.
>
> In April, he will be the three Fs-Fat, Flatulent
> and Forty


Just three "F"s?

I know of at least four...

Meade is "Fat, Flatulent, Failure, Forty"

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Posted by: I'll raise you an "F" ()
Date: November 18, 2018 02:53PM

so meade, which is it? Wrote:
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> Did you tell the SSI people that you are strong
> and healthy?



Five "F"s then... In April Meade will be "Fat, Flatulent, Forty, Failure and Fraud".

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: can we make it eight? ()
Date: November 18, 2018 04:53PM

I'll raise you an "F" Wrote:
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> so meade, which is it? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did you tell the SSI people that you are strong
> > and healthy?
>
>
>
> Five "F"s then... In April Meade will be "Fat,
> Flatulent, Forty, Failure and Fraud".


Fat, Flatulent, Forty, Failure, Fraud, Fake Fibromyalgia, and Fleet Enema

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: corrections ()
Date: November 18, 2018 06:41PM

There is no evidence that Meade is flatulent. If Meade had flatulence he would medicate himself for it. However the medications Meade brought for his recent overnight in Williamsburg include Kaopectate and an enema. There was nothing for gas.

Furthermore, Meade is, by definition, not a failure. He is an entertainer and he succeeds in entertaining his audience. Millions, or a least a handful, of people faithfully watch his live streams, and many more follow him on this site. Meade provides what network television can not provide, and what Lizzie can no longer provide: a comic diversion from the stress of the real world. Meade has also never failed to keep us safe from the hurricanes and wildfires, successfully rebuking these natural disasters away from Virginia.

Viva Meade!!
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: dpcwk ()
Date: November 18, 2018 07:00PM

Dying != Dyeing

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Unpopularopinion ()
Date: November 18, 2018 07:48PM

True God-Given Talent Wrote:
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> Goodolddaze Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Forget Superman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Coke Koke Wrote:
> > >
> > > > It so sad he doesn't have any real friends.
> > >
> > >
> > > Real friends would have told Meade the truth
> > about
> > > his talent and he might have actually done
> > > something constructive with his life.
> > >
> > > Many of us have had our lives changed by
> those
> > who
> > > loved us enough to tell us the truth and not
> > just
> > > things we wanted to hear...
> >
> > Meade is uber talented. Folks are jealous.
>
> Meade is incredibly talented but he doesn't
> realize where his talents are. Meade has an
> uncanny ability to attract attention to himself
> and provide hours of entertainment with his photos
> and videos. If Meade focused more on the the
> things that make him popular, he would have more
> success. Not so many people care for his singing,
> whereas Meade's moob-flexing, bunny-humping,
> demon-wrestling, and tearful on-camera breakdowns
> generate record views and truly highlight his
> unique ability to entertain.
>
> So Meade, pull up that shirt more often and show
> the ladies what your man-boobs can do. Give us
> the scoop on how you turned away hurricanes and
> kept those California wildfires from spreading to
> Virginia. You are a great entertainer and you
> have more fans than just yourself, Gretchen, eesh,
> and Karen Leiser.

I actually love Meade singing and his music videos. His "veelogs" are full and boring

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: meade's boring vlogs ()
Date: November 18, 2018 08:07PM

He always takes the good ones down almost immediately.

Same with his semi-monthly livestreams.

He had one good one, in which he began to cry. It was very funny. Unfortunately, he took it down.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: better living through chemistry ()
Date: November 18, 2018 10:57PM

meade's boring vlogs Wrote:
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> He always takes the good ones down almost
> immediately.
>
> Same with his semi-monthly livestreams.
>
> He had one good one, in which he began to cry. It
> was very funny. Unfortunately, he took it down.


I was going to make more GIFs from that one... then POOF

At least I was able to create this one here....
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: another vote for videos ()
Date: November 19, 2018 12:12AM

Yeah the videos are Meade's best product. His music isn't my taste so I don't know if it would be considered good or bad for what it is. Love the crying and facial expressions on the videos though. And the "moobs".

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: His music is not that good ()
Date: November 19, 2018 12:55AM

another vote for videos Wrote:
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> Yeah the videos are Meade's best product. His
> music isn't my taste so I don't know if it would
> be considered good or bad for what it is. Love
> the crying and facial expressions on the videos
> though. And the "moobs".


Meade's songs consist of doggerel lyrics set to banal melodies. Overall, they are completely forgettable. He has better luck with his 'novelty songs' but once the novelty wears off, they become as useless as the others.

Early on, there was enough there that he might have grown into a decent songwriter, I suppose, but that never really did materialize. No doubt due to Meade's lack of fortitude.

Here is the chorus of "Sweet Tea".
It isn't using 'sweet tea' as an allegory for "love". It is a song about loving Sweet Tea. And Meade wonders why people don't relate to it.

Will Meade be singing it after he comes down with adult-onset Type 2 diabetes?


"Sweet Tea, darlin' you and me.
Sip it slow and the world it stays
so sweet. Let's have some sweet tea.
Under the magnolia tree, I'm ready
for some sweet tea, sugar down on me."


I suppose there could be a debate that someone who has never been in love could not possibly write a relatable love song...
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Simplestgenius ()
Date: November 19, 2018 04:13AM

His music is not that good Wrote:
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> another vote for videos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah the videos are Meade's best product. His
> > music isn't my taste so I don't know if it
> would
> > be considered good or bad for what it is. Love
> > the crying and facial expressions on the videos
> > though. And the "moobs".
>
>
> Meade's songs consist of doggerel lyrics set to
> banal melodies. Overall, they are completely
> forgettable. He has better luck with his 'novelty
> songs' but once the novelty wears off, they become
> as useless as the others.
>
> Early on, there was enough there that he might
> have grown into a decent songwriter, I suppose,
> but that never really did materialize. No doubt
> due to Meade's lack of fortitude.
>
> Here is the chorus of "Sweet Tea".
> It isn't using 'sweet tea' as an allegory for
> "love". It is a song about loving Sweet Tea. And
> Meade wonders why people don't relate to it.
>
> Will Meade be singing it after he comes down with
> adult-onset Type 2 diabetes?
>
>
> "Sweet Tea, darlin' you and me.
> Sip it slow and the world it stays
> so sweet. Let's have some sweet tea.
> Under the magnolia tree, I'm ready
> for some sweet tea, sugar down on me."
>
>
> I suppose there could be a debate that someone who
> has never been in love could not possibly write a
> relatable love song...


That's brilliant, actually.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: The nines have it,,, ()
Date: November 20, 2018 01:08AM

can we make it eight? Wrote:

>
> Fat, Flatulent, Forty, Failure, Fraud, Fake
> Fibromyalgia, and Fleet Enema


How about Fat, Flatulent, Forty, Failure, Fraud, Fake Fibromyalgia, FEMININE and Fleet Enema.


Is Meade really "feminine"?

You decide
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:20AM

Meade Skeleton is a typical Eunuch

Physical Features of a eunuch:


Child-like/feminine fat redistribution
Gynecomastia
Absent facial and body hairs
Wide hips

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: but meade IS in love ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:43AM

Simplestgenius Wrote:
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> His music is not that good Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> > I suppose there could be a debate that someone
> who
> > has never been in love could not possibly write
> a
> > relatable love song...
>
>
> That's brilliant, actually.


He is in love with himself.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Veronika Voss ()
Date: November 21, 2018 01:58PM

but meade IS in love Wrote:
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> Simplestgenius Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > His music is not that good Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
>
> > > I suppose there could be a debate that
> someone
> > who
> > > has never been in love could not possibly
> write
> > a
> > > relatable love song...
> >
> >
> > That's brilliant, actually.
>
>
> He is in love with himself.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Truedj ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:21PM

I've always thought Meade's hair was dyed or he was wearing a wig.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:50PM

Truedj Wrote:
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> I've always thought Meade's hair was dyed or he
> was wearing a wig.


Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now obscure his ears!
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: his match ()
Date: November 22, 2018 12:16AM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now
> obscure his ears!

Megan's former lesbian lover has the same fat face.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: whatever... ()
Date: November 22, 2018 12:29AM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Truedj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've always thought Meade's hair was dyed or he
> > was wearing a wig.
>
>
> Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now
> obscure his ears!

Is Meade wearing makeup or is there something fucking with his skin?

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Bahahaha ()
Date: November 22, 2018 01:04AM

his match Wrote:
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> Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now
> > obscure his ears!
>
> Megan's former lesbian lover has the same fat
> face.


Hi there Megan!

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Youthfulglow ()
Date: November 22, 2018 01:23AM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Truedj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've always thought Meade's hair was dyed or he
> > was wearing a wig.
>
>
> Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now
> obscure his ears!

He looks forever young.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Hi Meade ()
Date: November 22, 2018 11:34AM

Youthfulglow Wrote:

>
> He looks forever young.


Meade, hasn't your vanity kept you from having a content life for too long already? Those who try to explain reality to you aren't 'haters', they are realists. You are almost 40, it is time to realize that your average voice and average looks aren't enough to give you the spotlight you crave.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Retaining more water ()
Date: November 22, 2018 08:47PM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Truedj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've always thought Meade's hair was dyed or he
> > was wearing a wig.
>
>
> Meade's face has gotten so fat, his cheeks now
> obscure his ears!


Meade retains more water than the Hoover Dam.

How bloated is he going to look in his podcast?
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: Powerlifter ()
Date: November 22, 2018 09:10PM

Meade Skelton has an angelic voice and a Germanic build.

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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: 4 weeks until forty bump ()
Date: March 11, 2019 11:21AM

Powerlifter Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton has an angelic voice and a Germanic
> build.


Hi Meade. What is it going to take before you accept the truth about yourself?

The reason you are not a star is nobody is willing to pay to listen to your mediocre music.
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Re: Meade discusses dying his hair
Posted by: jfskfj ()
Date: March 11, 2019 02:11PM

He's need to go the Billy Idol hair route.

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