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Lady Gaga
Posted by:
GAD
()
Date: January 31, 2010 04:01PM
Lady Gaga has got to be the most talented, beautiful, most popular entertainer in the history of the world. She will sell more songs than the Beatles and elvis combined. Some people say she is a hermaphrodite but I dont think so. What do you guys think????
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: January 31, 2010 04:09PM
I think you are a troll.
To answer your question, Lady GaGa is a moderately talented singer whose act is made up of things she has basically stolen from Madonna and Gwen Stefani. She is not original in the least and will run her course in due time.
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To answer your question, Lady GaGa is a moderately talented singer whose act is made up of things she has basically stolen from Madonna and Gwen Stefani. She is not original in the least and will run her course in due time.
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 31, 2010 05:32PM
Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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Not hot. Not hot at all.
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> >
>
Not hot. Not hot at all.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: January 31, 2010 06:16PM
I don't like the type of music she plays and I don't thinks she's really hot, but I would love to hang out with her for a day (without all the media and celebrity interference) and see what she's all about.
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: January 31, 2010 08:18PM
Her music sucks, she has so singing ability, and she's busted. Next....
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 31, 2010 08:31PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I don't like the type of music she plays and I
> don't thinks she's really hot, but I would love to
> hang out with her for a day (without all the media
> and celebrity interference) and see what she's all
> about.
She looks good in that pic. Others though reveal the bird beak of a nose she has.
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> I don't like the type of music she plays and I
> don't thinks she's really hot, but I would love to
> hang out with her for a day (without all the media
> and celebrity interference) and see what she's all
> about.
She looks good in that pic. Others though reveal the bird beak of a nose she has.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: January 31, 2010 08:56PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't like the type of music she plays and I
> > don't thinks she's really hot, but I would love
> to
> > hang out with her for a day (without all the
> media
> > and celebrity interference) and see what she's
> all
> > about.
>
>
> She looks good in that pic. Others though reveal
> the bird beak of a nose she has.
I wonder if she peddles Fruit Loops as a day job.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't like the type of music she plays and I
> > don't thinks she's really hot, but I would love
> to
> > hang out with her for a day (without all the
> media
> > and celebrity interference) and see what she's
> all
> > about.
>
>
> She looks good in that pic. Others though reveal
> the bird beak of a nose she has.
I wonder if she peddles Fruit Loops as a day job.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: January 31, 2010 09:31PM
There are women with big noses who are still attractive. She just doesn't happen to be one of them.
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 31, 2010 09:42PM
You are absolutely right... I, just recently, learned to appreciate a big-nosed broad...
Ladg Gaga, however, looks like some sort of cartoon chipmunk...
...With AIDS.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> There are women with big noses who are still
> attractive. She just doesn't happen to be one of
> them.
Ladg Gaga, however, looks like some sort of cartoon chipmunk...
...With AIDS.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> There are women with big noses who are still
> attractive. She just doesn't happen to be one of
> them.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: January 31, 2010 11:05PM
but would you fuck her?
eh?
EH?
i know im not alone when i say i would.
eh?
EH?
i know im not alone when i say i would.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: January 31, 2010 11:23PM
i dont think she is original, i do think she has a decent voice (holy shit, she actually sings live?!?!). I know theres a lot of talk about her being a tranny, but i think she's just ugly (in the face at least).
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: February 01, 2010 01:28AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> but would you fuck her?
>
> eh?
>
> EH?
>
> i know im not alone when i say i would.
I would like to fuck Lady Gaga in the ass on the altar of a big catholic church.
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> but would you fuck her?
>
> eh?
>
> EH?
>
> i know im not alone when i say i would.
I would like to fuck Lady Gaga in the ass on the altar of a big catholic church.
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:18AM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I would like to fuck Lady Gaga in the ass on the
> altar of a big catholic church.
Numbers must be a real blast on a date.
Numbers: I want to fuck you in the ass in a big fucking church.
Date: Well, that doesn't really turn me on.
Numbers: Ok, then how about on top of my mother's grave.
Date: What's wrong with you?
Numbers: I'm angry.
Date: Are you confused about your sexuality?
Numbers: Yes.. I mean... No... I just hate Christians.
Date: Maybe you need to loosen up.
Numbers: Me? Loosen up?
Date: Want to fuck me in the ass in the White House with Obama watching? Would you and he like to take turns?
Numbers: That is disgusting. How dare you insinuate that such a man would be so depraved.
Date: Which man?
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> I would like to fuck Lady Gaga in the ass on the
> altar of a big catholic church.
Numbers must be a real blast on a date.
Numbers: I want to fuck you in the ass in a big fucking church.
Date: Well, that doesn't really turn me on.
Numbers: Ok, then how about on top of my mother's grave.
Date: What's wrong with you?
Numbers: I'm angry.
Date: Are you confused about your sexuality?
Numbers: Yes.. I mean... No... I just hate Christians.
Date: Maybe you need to loosen up.
Numbers: Me? Loosen up?
Date: Want to fuck me in the ass in the White House with Obama watching? Would you and he like to take turns?
Numbers: That is disgusting. How dare you insinuate that such a man would be so depraved.
Date: Which man?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:21AM
I can't stay mad at you, Alias, my dear! Bravo... I may even come back and award you some Tuttles for that performance.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:23AM
LOL@Alias. I still can't figure out Numbers' hatred for Christianity.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:26AM
I'm going with the "bad experience at an early age" theory...
The only question that remains:
What exactly WAS that bad experience?!!??!!??!??!??
hhhmmmmm.....
eesh Wrote:
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> LOL@Alias. I still can't figure out Numbers'
> hatred for Christianity.
The only question that remains:
What exactly WAS that bad experience?!!??!!??!??!??
hhhmmmmm.....
eesh Wrote:
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> LOL@Alias. I still can't figure out Numbers'
> hatred for Christianity.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:26AM
he said catholic, CATHOLIC,
CATHOLIC
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:31AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm going with the "bad experience at an early
> age" theory...
>
> The only question that remains:
> What exactly WAS that bad
> experience?!!??!!??!??!??
> hhhmmmmm.....
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> I'm going with the "bad experience at an early
> age" theory...
>
> The only question that remains:
> What exactly WAS that bad
> experience?!!??!!??!??!??
> hhhmmmmm.....
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
=Scat=
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:39AM
Maybe numbers got a brutal assfucking by a catholic priest?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:42AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> he said catholic, CATHOLIC, CATHOLIC
Blisters, just because Numbers said a bad word, it doesn't mean you have to repeat it.
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> he said catholic, CATHOLIC, CATHOLIC
Blisters, just because Numbers said a bad word, it doesn't mean you have to repeat it.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:43AM
but, but, if he said it so can i?!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:50AM
but, but, thats not fair!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody assholes
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:00AM
Butt, butt, assfucking is not fair either!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:01AM
bloody assholes Wrote:
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> Butt, butt, assfucking is not fair either!
damn you're good, i should not have poked the sleeping bear. what was i thinking?
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> Butt, butt, assfucking is not fair either!
damn you're good, i should not have poked the sleeping bear. what was i thinking?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:12AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> but, but, thats not fair!
I know... but, someday, you'll thank me.
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> but, but, thats not fair!
I know... but, someday, you'll thank me.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:13AM
Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but, but, thats not fair!
>
> I know... but, someday, you'll thank me.
whatever, I HATE YOU!
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but, but, thats not fair!
>
> I know... but, someday, you'll thank me.
whatever, I HATE YOU!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:22AM
You don't mean that, honey. You're just upset because I've set limits.
(I really want to smack you across the face, you little twerp)
(I really want to smack you across the face, you little twerp)
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:24AM
Alias Wrote:
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> You don't mean that, honey. You're just upset
> because I've set limits.
>
> (I really want to smack you across the face, you
> little twerp)
I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
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> You don't mean that, honey. You're just upset
> because I've set limits.
>
> (I really want to smack you across the face, you
> little twerp)
I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:28AM
Sounds like your father shoulda fucked your momma in the ass instead son.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:32AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't mean that, honey. You're just upset
> > because I've set limits.
> >
> > (I really want to smack you across the face,
> you
> > little twerp)
>
>
> I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
I wish I never gave birth.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't mean that, honey. You're just upset
> > because I've set limits.
> >
> > (I really want to smack you across the face,
> you
> > little twerp)
>
>
> I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
I wish I never gave birth.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:35AM
Not really..
I'll always love you.
I'll always love you.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:37AM
i wish there were complications during birth and you bled to death and while you were dying you found out you had sancer. jk
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:40AM
im sorry that was just mean.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:44AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i wish there were complications during birth and
> you bled to death and while you were dying you
> found out you had sancer. jk
I know you don't mean that, sweetheart.
(Oh, my god, do I want to grab this kid and throw him against a wall)
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> i wish there were complications during birth and
> you bled to death and while you were dying you
> found out you had sancer. jk
I know you don't mean that, sweetheart.
(Oh, my god, do I want to grab this kid and throw him against a wall)
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 03:53AM
(after being thrown into a wall kid call CPS and mother alias gets arrested. kid wins then goes to a lovely foster home YAY)
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:03AM
Unfortunately, that nice foster family will want to return you after maybe 15 minutes or so.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:06AM
(after the 15 minutes the foster family turns the kid over to a respite family who watches him and loves him so and soon adopts the kid YAY) i hope your dog dies!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:09AM
buenas suertes senor alias, via con el diablo y tiene una sonrisa
perdon me aleman
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perdon me aleman
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2010 04:11AM by bloody blisters.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:24AM
i hope your cat dies and your new "family" throws you out on your ass.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:56AM
You can always come home and I will always love you.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: February 01, 2010 07:14AM
Lady Gaga was great last night on the Grammies.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: February 01, 2010 09:51AM
A date with Alias
Date: So where are we going on our date?
Alias: Oh, I thought the three of us could go to the GOP teabagging rally.
Date: Uh huh. Btw , who's your friend?
Alias: That's my buddy Eesh. He's a good christian conservative too.
Date: Will he be with us all night?
Alias: Noooooooo! We're going to drop you off after the rally and he and I are gonna go back to my place and.......talk.
Date: Sooooo, do you guys want to skip the teabag rally and have a threesome?
Alias: What!!! You're sick, I'm taking you home, loser.
Date: Enjoy teabagging each other! Goodnight.
Alias: So, it's just you and me now Eesh. What say we do some TEABAGGING!
Eesh: Yes! Before or after the rally?
Date: (now at home) What a couple of douchebags. I should call up numbers, now he knows what do do with a hot woman.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2010 09:52AM by Numbers.
Date: So where are we going on our date?
Alias: Oh, I thought the three of us could go to the GOP teabagging rally.
Date: Uh huh. Btw , who's your friend?
Alias: That's my buddy Eesh. He's a good christian conservative too.
Date: Will he be with us all night?
Alias: Noooooooo! We're going to drop you off after the rally and he and I are gonna go back to my place and.......talk.
Date: Sooooo, do you guys want to skip the teabag rally and have a threesome?
Alias: What!!! You're sick, I'm taking you home, loser.
Date: Enjoy teabagging each other! Goodnight.
Alias: So, it's just you and me now Eesh. What say we do some TEABAGGING!
Eesh: Yes! Before or after the rally?
Date: (now at home) What a couple of douchebags. I should call up numbers, now he knows what do do with a hot woman.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2010 09:52AM by Numbers.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:15PM
Note to Date:
If you're in need of immediate action, I wouldn't call Numbers. Before getting down to business he'll torture you with a two hour rant on the evils of Catholicism.
It's worse than being dragged to church on one of those Holy Days of Obligation.
If you're in need of immediate action, I wouldn't call Numbers. Before getting down to business he'll torture you with a two hour rant on the evils of Catholicism.
It's worse than being dragged to church on one of those Holy Days of Obligation.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: February 01, 2010 02:31PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Note to Date:
>
> If you're in need of immediate action, I wouldn't
> call Numbers. Before getting down to business
> he'll torture you with a two hour rant on the
> evils of Catholicism.
But at least we'd end up screwing all night, whereas your date would run away after your 2 hour sermon on the evils of non-wedlock sex and how anything other than the missionary position is sinful.
> It's worse than being dragged to church on one of
> those Holy Days of Obligation.
Few things are worse than being dragged to church to worship a zombie that eats their brains.
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> Note to Date:
>
> If you're in need of immediate action, I wouldn't
> call Numbers. Before getting down to business
> he'll torture you with a two hour rant on the
> evils of Catholicism.
But at least we'd end up screwing all night, whereas your date would run away after your 2 hour sermon on the evils of non-wedlock sex and how anything other than the missionary position is sinful.
> It's worse than being dragged to church on one of
> those Holy Days of Obligation.
Few things are worse than being dragged to church to worship a zombie that eats their brains.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: February 01, 2010 06:23PM
Is that Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson?
Jesus.
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Jesus.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 01, 2010 06:40PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> But at least we'd end up screwing all night,
I doubt that. You strike me as a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, kinda guy.
> whereas your date would run away after your 2 hour
> sermon
Unlike you, I don't give sermons... certainly not when I'm in the mood for love, since my mind would be on other things.
>on the evils of non-wedlock sex
Evil... not at all.... but, unlike you, I'm not promiscuous and I'm rather selective.
Oh, and I don't call it screwing.
> and how
> anything other than the missionary position is sinful.
And, unlike you, I haven't banned the missionary position. I'm an equal opportunity employer who welcomes diversity and imagination into my love life.
> Few things are worse than being dragged to church
> to worship a zombie that eats their brains.
Ahh, so this is what happened to you. Did the zombie eat other parts of you, as well?
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> But at least we'd end up screwing all night,
I doubt that. You strike me as a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, kinda guy.
> whereas your date would run away after your 2 hour
> sermon
Unlike you, I don't give sermons... certainly not when I'm in the mood for love, since my mind would be on other things.
>on the evils of non-wedlock sex
Evil... not at all.... but, unlike you, I'm not promiscuous and I'm rather selective.
Oh, and I don't call it screwing.
> and how
> anything other than the missionary position is sinful.
And, unlike you, I haven't banned the missionary position. I'm an equal opportunity employer who welcomes diversity and imagination into my love life.
> Few things are worse than being dragged to church
> to worship a zombie that eats their brains.
Ahh, so this is what happened to you. Did the zombie eat other parts of you, as well?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 01, 2010 06:47PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> A date with Alias
>
>
> Date: So where are we going on our date?
>
> Alias: Oh, I thought the three of us could go to
> the GOP teabagging rally.
>
> Date: Uh huh. Btw , who's your friend?
>
> Alias: That's my buddy Eesh. He's a good christian
> conservative too.
>
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> A date with Alias
>
>
> Date: So where are we going on our date?
>
> Alias: Oh, I thought the three of us could go to
> the GOP teabagging rally.
>
> Date: Uh huh. Btw , who's your friend?
>
> Alias: That's my buddy Eesh. He's a good christian
> conservative too.
>
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
oh eesh
()
Date: February 01, 2010 07:01PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Is that Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson?
It's eesh
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> Is that Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson?
It's eesh
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 02, 2010 12:45AM
usually, I would just call Elle catty...but damn...that is not a flattering picture.
Still...there's something about her. She's not 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be able to call it better.
The jury's still out for me on this one. In the meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n' sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut butter and fishing wire and have myself a good ol' time...
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Still...there's something about her. She's not 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be able to call it better.
The jury's still out for me on this one. In the meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n' sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut butter and fishing wire and have myself a good ol' time...
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Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:09AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> time...
Hopefully, she would have already SuperGlued your limp dick to your fat ass.
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> I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> time...
Hopefully, she would have already SuperGlued your limp dick to your fat ass.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:20AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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>
> > I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> > and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> > time...
>
>
> Hopefully, she would have already SuperGlued your
> limp dick to your fat ass.
that would seem to imply that I have an exceedingly long dick...if--completely flaccid, mind you--it could reach all the way down and around to my ass, we'd be talking novelty store big. Thank you, inadvertent compliment!
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> > and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> > time...
>
>
> Hopefully, she would have already SuperGlued your
> limp dick to your fat ass.
that would seem to imply that I have an exceedingly long dick...if--completely flaccid, mind you--it could reach all the way down and around to my ass, we'd be talking novelty store big. Thank you, inadvertent compliment!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 02, 2010 01:52AM
The flaccid dick in question was severed.
Sorry, if that wasn't clear.
Sorry, if that wasn't clear.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:06AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> usually, I would just call Elle catty...but
> damn...that is not a flattering picture.
>
> Still...there's something about her. She's not
> 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something
> going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped
> dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be able
> to call it better.
>
> The jury's still out for me on this one. In the
> meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n'
> sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> time...
she looks deaf, deaf girls are a no no for me.
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> usually, I would just call Elle catty...but
> damn...that is not a flattering picture.
>
> Still...there's something about her. She's not
> 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something
> going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped
> dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be able
> to call it better.
>
> The jury's still out for me on this one. In the
> meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n'
> sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut butter
> and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> time...
she looks deaf, deaf girls are a no no for me.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
what eesh meant to say
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:10AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > usually, I would just call Elle catty...but
> > damn...that is not a flattering picture.
> >
> > Still...there's something about her. She's not
> > 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something
> > going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped
> > dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be
> able
> > to call it better.
> >
> > The jury's still out for me on this one. In the
> > meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n'
> > sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut
> butter
> > and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> > time...
>
>
> girls are a no no for me.
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > usually, I would just call Elle catty...but
> > damn...that is not a flattering picture.
> >
> > Still...there's something about her. She's not
> > 'hot' in the usual sense, but there's something
> > going on there, I think. Maybe if she stopped
> > dressing like she was from Neptune, we'd be
> able
> > to call it better.
> >
> > The jury's still out for me on this one. In the
> > meantime, take a gander at this here sweet 'n'
> > sour mamacita. I'd rig her gums with peanut
> butter
> > and fishing wire and have myself a good ol'
> > time...
>
>
> girls are a no no for me.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:12AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 05:14PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 05:14PM by eesh.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:13AM
i do everything, i dont see how poking at my sexual prowess is insulting? maybe you can explain it better?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
sick fuck
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:27AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i do everything, i dont see how poking at my
> sexual prowess is insulting? maybe you can explain
> it better?
ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking dead animals
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> i do everything, i dont see how poking at my
> sexual prowess is insulting? maybe you can explain
> it better?
ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking dead animals
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:28AM
sick fuck Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i do everything, i dont see how poking at my
> > sexual prowess is insulting? maybe you can
> explain
> > it better?
>
>
> ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking
> dead animals
and?
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i do everything, i dont see how poking at my
> > sexual prowess is insulting? maybe you can
> explain
> > it better?
>
>
> ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking
> dead animals
and?
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 02, 2010 02:30AM
sick fuck Wrote:
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> ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking
> dead animals
Don't get me started on Hentai!!!!!!
.
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> ur a twisted fuck who is into children and fucking
> dead animals
Don't get me started on Hentai!!!!!!
.
Attachments:
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
trogdor!
()
Date: February 02, 2010 08:41AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Is that Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson?
>
> Jesus.
Lol..before I even read your comment, I had to do a double take...I thought it was Marilyn Manson.
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> Is that Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson?
>
> Jesus.
Lol..before I even read your comment, I had to do a double take...I thought it was Marilyn Manson.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: February 02, 2010 09:24AM
Still beating up on Inkahootz? Gotta go for the easy target, eh?
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 02, 2010 09:42AM
I thought that was Marilyn Manson, too. I stared at the crotchular region for the longest time wondering how he hasn't passed out from having his junk so flattened out.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
MrMister
()
Date: February 02, 2010 10:06AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Still beating up on Inkahootz? Gotta go for the
> easy target, eh?
I guess you are either too boring or do a good enough job of making yourself looke like a fool!
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> Still beating up on Inkahootz? Gotta go for the
> easy target, eh?
I guess you are either too boring or do a good enough job of making yourself looke like a fool!
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: February 02, 2010 10:36AM
That's totally it.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
()
Date: February 03, 2010 08:55AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla has a vagina.
Hey, what are you doing down there>??!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/03/2010 08:55AM by Elle Diabla.
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> Elle Diabla has a vagina.
Hey, what are you doing down there>??!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/03/2010 08:55AM by Elle Diabla.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 06, 2010 01:59AM
Elle Diabla, wwill you have a sex with me? I' m real good at it.
Re: Lady Gaga
Posted by:
damn............
()
Date: September 10, 2019 04:56AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla, wwill you have a sex with me? I' m
> real good at it.
^^DAMN!!^^
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> Elle Diabla, wwill you have a sex with me? I' m
> real good at it.
^^DAMN!!^^