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FANTASIES
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 31, 2010 03:38PM

Haha!


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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: frothie ()
Date: January 31, 2010 04:22PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Haha!
>
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Hey Alias, did you ever see that one with The Incredible Corn-Blanket Machine?

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 31, 2010 08:12PM

Lol, the Barney Frank part was classic.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 01, 2010 04:47AM

My favorite part was Nancy's reaction.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Scat Brown(R) ()
Date: February 01, 2010 12:11PM

Alias,

My favorite part was me hitting on Barney Frank. As a Republican, I'll do anything to secure a vote.

I'm still hoping my elevated status will enable me to give Lance Armstrong a hug.

Sheepishly,
Scat Brown(R)

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 04, 2010 04:58AM

Scat Brown(R) Wrote:
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> Alias,

> My favorite part was me hitting on Barney Frank.
> As a Republican, I'll do anything to secure a
> vote.

You and Barney will get along. He'll blow anyone for anything.

> I'm still hoping my elevated status will enable me
> to give Lance Armstrong a hug.

Good luck!

Democrats don't let anyone cut in front of them.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 04, 2010 12:14PM

my favorite part was the bathroom search

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:10AM

Regis-turd Wrote:
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> my favorite part was the bathroom search


How unique. A piece of fecal matter loves the toilet.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:26PM

your fecal matter loved my Regis, beee-otch

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Wilmadickfit ()
Date: February 05, 2010 10:06PM

Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> your fecal matter loved my Regis, beee-otch


I must contend to the above statement as being ironic. Although ironic please remind of Philly's problem. Steaks have no cheese therefore your feces is radioactive.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Roaches ()
Date: February 06, 2010 03:21AM

Wilma,
Speeking of ironic.
Who put the sauce on the railing fries that was never before seen footage the best pie we made!

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Wilmadickfit ()
Date: February 06, 2010 10:45AM

Roach, Those who count fleas have never owned a squirrel. I quarrel to think coral is living. Creatures of the ocean bubble from the Earth when boiled with magma. Therefore you have crabs.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 06, 2010 04:58PM

Wilma, I think you add a nice balance to FU...

I may regret saying that later.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Classic ()
Date: February 07, 2010 03:55PM

Haha!

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:35PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wilma, I think you add a nice balance to FU...
>
> I may regret saying that later.

I concur. Wilma, with my border-line psychosis and your full-blown autistic savant poetry, we can rule this forum. Join me.
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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Wilmadickfit ()
Date: February 09, 2010 07:01PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> I concur. Wilma, with my border-line psychosis and
> your full-blown autistic savant poetry, we can
> rule this forum. Join me.


Misery, On the underside of somewhere, lies an infinite expanse, of anything and everything that doesn't make much sense. I'm in here, and you're out there;
the picture keeps rewinding. Therefore we rule the peasants.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 09, 2010 07:22PM

Make Mary exchange pleasantries while the packaging rips. Packing peanuts drip sterile smiles all the while. Convection contributes to the cease fire in your C-section. Clean up in the poultry aisle.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Wilmadickfit ()
Date: February 09, 2010 07:42PM

Hairybalzonya, Mary was a scutta-nutta buttahead skeet hoe with the intellect of a shovel. Pigeon excrement covering the Bermuda Triangle. At the same time that one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Releasing the captives from their prisons.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 08:08PM

Wilmadickfit Wrote:
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> Hairybalzonya, Mary was a scutta-nutta buttahead
> skeet hoe with the intellect of a shovel. Pigeon
> excrement covering the Bermuda Triangle. At the
> same time that one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
> Releasing the captives from their prisons.
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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:27PM

Dig these fig newtons promise to organize your electrons. constant buzzing broken compass navigates through the animal kingdom. Visceral electric ruler of the metric. Watch Lizzy pack on the pounds drowning in a shallow sea of marshmallow peeps.

Wilmadickfit Wrote:
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> Hairybalzonya, Mary was a scutta-nutta buttahead
> skeet hoe with the intellect of a shovel. Pigeon
> excrement covering the Bermuda Triangle. At the
> same time that one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
> Releasing the captives from their prisons.

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: Skutta lol ()
Date: March 30, 2010 11:31PM

Wilmadickfit Wrote:
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> Hairybalzonya, Mary was a scutta-nutta buttahead
> skeet hoe with the intellect of a shovel. Pigeon
> excrement covering the Bermuda Triangle. At the
> same time that one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
> Releasing the captives from their prisons.




lol

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: cherch ()
Date: July 26, 2010 08:11AM

mama like

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Re: FANTASIES
Posted by: spliff mcgriff ()
Date: June 06, 2011 02:24AM

llook what eyes found,

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