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Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
unsung hero r us
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Date: November 01, 2018 05:16PM
Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball team, or jumping into the Potomac to save someone (like those guys when the jet went into the Potomac back 1980s).
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gold Medal Shit
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Date: November 01, 2018 10:58PM
I took 3 shits in my neighbor's flower box. She got 2nd place for roses.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Good neighbor
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Date: November 01, 2018 11:04PM
I removed all the Corey Stewart and Barbara Comstock campaign signs throughout the neighborhood. We cannot tolerate that sort of foolery.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Good Republican
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Date: November 01, 2018 11:59PM
I kicked Tim Kaine in the balls when he asked me if I wanted a blowjob
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Save the goats
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Date: November 02, 2018 12:15AM
I helped Gerrys goat escape from the barn, so Gerry can’t rape him anymore.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
You Win!
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Date: November 02, 2018 12:26AM
Save the goats Wrote:
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> I helped Gerrys goat escape from the barn, so
> Gerry can’t rape him anymore.
WINNER!!! DING!! DING!!!!
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> I helped Gerrys goat escape from the barn, so
> Gerry can’t rape him anymore.
WINNER!!! DING!! DING!!!!
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Thug.Niggah
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Date: November 02, 2018 06:50AM
I once railed out three pieces of sweet, white gash in one night...while my partner held a gun to their husbands' heads and forced them to watch.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Boss Man
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Date: November 02, 2018 07:11AM
I was the deciding vote in electing our great president Donald J. Trump.
You're welcome America!
You're welcome America!
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Unit 8
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Date: November 02, 2018 07:25AM
I place COMSTOCK bumper stickers on people's cars in merrifield.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Loyal Democrat
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Date: November 02, 2018 07:38AM
I emptied Hillary’s colostomy bag for her on a regular basis so she could make public appearances without embarrassing herself
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: November 02, 2018 08:34AM
unsung hero r us Wrote:
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> Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball team,
> or jumping into the Potomac to save someone (like
> those guys when the jet went into the Potomac back
> 1980s).
I've picked someone off a spiked fence he tried to jump once. His dumb ass friends were pointing and laughing. I walked by and picked him up off of it cradled him to the ground because I could see pain in his face. He went to the hospital and thanked me this next day. The fence spike had punctured his groin area and he was badly being stabbed by the fence when I pulled him off.
I pulled a girl out of the way of a car that almost hit her once. I've done a lot of crazy shit. I'm pretty smart and aware of my surroundings so I'm often in a position do do noble things and I do them.
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> Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball team,
> or jumping into the Potomac to save someone (like
> those guys when the jet went into the Potomac back
> 1980s).
I've picked someone off a spiked fence he tried to jump once. His dumb ass friends were pointing and laughing. I walked by and picked him up off of it cradled him to the ground because I could see pain in his face. He went to the hospital and thanked me this next day. The fence spike had punctured his groin area and he was badly being stabbed by the fence when I pulled him off.
I pulled a girl out of the way of a car that almost hit her once. I've done a lot of crazy shit. I'm pretty smart and aware of my surroundings so I'm often in a position do do noble things and I do them.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Hey Gerry
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Date: November 02, 2018 08:36AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> unsung hero r us Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball
> team,
> > or jumping into the Potomac to save someone
> (like
> > those guys when the jet went into the Potomac
> back
> > 1980s).
>
> I've picked someone off a spiked fence he tried to
> jump once. His dumb ass friends were pointing and
> laughing. I walked by and picked him up off of it
> cradled him to the ground because I could see pain
> in his face. He went to the hospital and thanked
> me this next day. The fence spike had punctured
> his groin area and he was badly being stabbed by
> the fence when I pulled him off.
>
> I pulled a girl out of the way of a car that
> almost hit her once. I've done a lot of crazy
> shit. I'm pretty smart and aware of my
> surroundings so I'm often in a position do do
> noble things and I do them.
You think of lots of noble things from Mommy's basement...great work.
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> unsung hero r us Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball
> team,
> > or jumping into the Potomac to save someone
> (like
> > those guys when the jet went into the Potomac
> back
> > 1980s).
>
> I've picked someone off a spiked fence he tried to
> jump once. His dumb ass friends were pointing and
> laughing. I walked by and picked him up off of it
> cradled him to the ground because I could see pain
> in his face. He went to the hospital and thanked
> me this next day. The fence spike had punctured
> his groin area and he was badly being stabbed by
> the fence when I pulled him off.
>
> I pulled a girl out of the way of a car that
> almost hit her once. I've done a lot of crazy
> shit. I'm pretty smart and aware of my
> surroundings so I'm often in a position do do
> noble things and I do them.
You think of lots of noble things from Mommy's basement...great work.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: November 02, 2018 08:37AM
If I told you the crazy I've done. You would shit yourself on the spot.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: November 02, 2018 08:39AM
OPs question just made me realize all of it is quite substantial. I could write a book. And it would sell.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2.
()
Date: November 02, 2018 08:40AM
I magine alot of stuff...BTW, hey anee young new regstered guy wnt 2 huk up for smok and but secs?
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
xwcdy
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Date: November 02, 2018 10:12AM
Acting in a noble manner would be virtue signaling. Real men don't do that.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
impressed
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Date: November 02, 2018 11:19AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
You're a good man Gerry!
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
You're a good man Gerry!
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
uyet
()
Date: November 02, 2018 11:22AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
One copy for your mother and one for the goat. Not going to be reviewed by the NYT.
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
One copy for your mother and one for the goat. Not going to be reviewed by the NYT.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
cpr man
()
Date: November 02, 2018 11:58AM
revived someone not breathing with CPR - hurts your knees in dress pants on asphalt I might add
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Cucks for Clinton
()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:12PM
Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Yes, I beat down Gerry2 nearly every day in the run up to the 2016 election.
Yes, I beat down Gerry2 nearly every day in the run up to the 2016 election.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Corey Stewart
()
Date: November 02, 2018 11:10PM
I gave Mitch McConnell a blowjob for a campaign endorsement.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2.
()
Date: November 02, 2018 11:41PM
I give head to my goats every day.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Save the goats
()
Date: November 03, 2018 12:03AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
It would sell as well as Hillary’s book. LOL
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> OPs question just made me realize all of it is
> quite substantial. I could write a book. And it
> would sell.
It would sell as well as Hillary’s book. LOL
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Brett Kavanaugh
()
Date: November 03, 2018 05:06AM
Thug.Niggah Wrote:
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> I once railed out three pieces of sweet, white
> gash in one night...while my partner held a gun to
> their husbands' heads and forced them to watch.
There has to be more to this story. Please share. Did you and your partner make the husbands clean up? Did the women cum? Did they cry when you got off them wiped off on the curtains and walked out the door? Do they call you to this day begging for anal? Please share, unless of course you are a gentleman and don't kiss and tell.
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> I once railed out three pieces of sweet, white
> gash in one night...while my partner held a gun to
> their husbands' heads and forced them to watch.
There has to be more to this story. Please share. Did you and your partner make the husbands clean up? Did the women cum? Did they cry when you got off them wiped off on the curtains and walked out the door? Do they call you to this day begging for anal? Please share, unless of course you are a gentleman and don't kiss and tell.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Thug.Niggah
()
Date: November 03, 2018 08:15AM
Brett Kavanaugh Wrote:
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> Thug.Niggah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I once railed out three pieces of sweet, white
> > gash in one night...while my partner held a gun
> to
> > their husbands' heads and forced them to watch.
>
>
> There has to be more to this story. Please share.
> Did you and your partner make the husbands clean
> up? Did the women cum? Did they cry when you got
> off them wiped off on the curtains and walked out
> the door? Do they call you to this day begging for
> anal? Please share, unless of course you are a
> gentleman and don't kiss and tell.
Naw dawg...we didn't do any of that shit. We're not savages, Judge.
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> Thug.Niggah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I once railed out three pieces of sweet, white
> > gash in one night...while my partner held a gun
> to
> > their husbands' heads and forced them to watch.
>
>
> There has to be more to this story. Please share.
> Did you and your partner make the husbands clean
> up? Did the women cum? Did they cry when you got
> off them wiped off on the curtains and walked out
> the door? Do they call you to this day begging for
> anal? Please share, unless of course you are a
> gentleman and don't kiss and tell.
Naw dawg...we didn't do any of that shit. We're not savages, Judge.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Howdy Doo
()
Date: November 03, 2018 12:48PM
To identify my noble acts would cheapen them. I just wish my money bank were as full as my spiritual bank.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 03, 2018 01:00PM
I courtesy flush
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
crazy kid during the 80s
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Date: November 03, 2018 01:05PM
I was a crazy kid during the 1980s, more than once I drove up to NYC had a couple of beers and a pizza and drove back to VA. Just all that distance for a pizza is pretty wild.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
I Tried to Save America
()
Date: November 03, 2018 01:52PM
I didn’t vote for Trump.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Proud Democrat 2
()
Date: November 03, 2018 01:58PM
For 5 years (five years) I have never stepped on a crack on the sidewalk.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Why?
()
Date: November 03, 2018 03:06PM
unsung hero r us Wrote:
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> Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball team,
> or jumping into the Potomac to save someone (like
> those guys when the jet went into the Potomac back
> 1980s).
Never. I keep the bar as low as possible.
The family shield consists of a couch, channel clicker, pizza and beer.
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> Like pitching a no hitter in a HS Baseball team,
> or jumping into the Potomac to save someone (like
> those guys when the jet went into the Potomac back
> 1980s).
Never. I keep the bar as low as possible.
The family shield consists of a couch, channel clicker, pizza and beer.
Re: Have you ever distinguished yourself in a noble way?
Posted by:
Seat Sniffer
()
Date: November 10, 2018 03:11PM
Once I went into the classroom of my favorite teacher after school when no one else was around. I sniffed her seat and could smell her perfume. Got me so hard I pulled my cock out and wanked until I dropped a hot sticky load on her desk blotter. I left it there for her.