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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: better than you onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:38PM

obvious onion Wrote:
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> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?


^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid thread every day and lives for it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:06PM

better than you onion Wrote:
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> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> -------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
>
> ^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid
> thread every day and lives for it.


He’s probably agreed that and with his superior bowels loves reminding all of us of his yuppies like status.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:00AM

5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am guy has the heater and the specialty lighting going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best wishes to all the bib's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:55AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at
> work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy
> enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and
> 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots
> to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best
> wishes to all the bib's.

Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m getting ready for cinder blocks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Chkrevmko ()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:01AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back
> at
> > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> guy
> > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> and
> > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> Lots
> > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> best
> > wishes to all the bib's.
>
> Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> getting ready for cinder blocks.


You trying to have a conversation with your own troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ fuckhead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:03PM

Chkrevmko Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> back
> > at
> > > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> > guy
> > > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> > and
> > > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump.
> 5am
> > > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> > Lots
> > > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> > best
> > > wishes to all the bib's.
> >
> > Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> > getting ready for cinder blocks.
>
>
> You trying to have a conversation with your own
> troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ
> fuckhead.

Why not contribute and share your bowels with us?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: talking to himself ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:03AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.

So for those of you interested in this pathology 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion' aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about feces and elimination. Here you see an example of his weak narrative. No one else here knows what 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in Pound. I just figured it out based on the news about Red Onion Prison.

Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit. Pretending to be a dozen other posters also talking about their bathroom activities.

Sick

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bye cunt rag ()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:26AM

talking to himself Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick


I’m pretty sure its just more of retard Miz’s garbage. I say we image-fuck / destroy this thread too and watch Miz go whine to Cary again like the little cuntrag bitch that he is. That masturbating to saved by the bell should be ruined too, along with any other of the stupid threads he made.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2018 01:32PM

talking to himself Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick


No you are the sick one. Mocking sneering at those of us with a legitimate medical problem.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 04, 2018 03:02PM

Got a crock pot full of chicken drumsticks with potatoes, carrots and onions simmering at home. When I get home tonight I am going to hit my bowels with that. It won't be pretty.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 05, 2018 04:58AM

5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been going to Denny's again for his lunch break at about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has somewhat less than perfect mental health too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Katystevens ()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:17AM

That sound like jet engines when flushed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Question onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:48PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been
> going to Denny's again for his lunch break at
> about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to
> work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in
> Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a
> letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful
> not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has
> somewhat less than perfect mental health too.


Is that Denny’s girl the same one who set you up in the hotel room to get gang raped by the group of black men? What a shame. She really seemed like a keeper.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onionI ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:07PM

I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden and cancerous colon.

I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex toy - its ruined.

On a positive note I had an organic spring salad sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and tofu for after school snack.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:20PM

spring onionI Wrote:
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> I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science
> Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from
> clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right
> so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it
> with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where
> you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden
> and cancerous colon.
>
> I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex
> toy - its ruined.
>
> On a positive note I had an organic spring salad
> sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> tofu for after school snack.

That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all of it. Hope you got an A.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onionI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for
> Science
> > Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand
> from
> > clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour
> right
> > so it was the right thickness. Then I painted
> it
> > with 3 coats. It had a transected portion
> where
> > you could open in it to view healthy, polyp
> laden
> > and cancerous colon.
> >
> > I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> > and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a
> sex
> > toy - its ruined.
> >
> > On a positive note I had an organic spring
> salad
> > sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> > tofu for after school snack.
>
> That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all
> of it. Hope you got an A.

He said his dad and neighbor broke his fucking project, he wont be getting an 'A' Try learning to fucking read.

Sorry Spring that sucks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:21PM

I cooked a couple half pound hamburger patties and put them on toasted english muffins with bacon, cheese and extra mayo. I think my bowels might not like this but we will see.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:59AM

5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to work 12 hour shifts the entire week between Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no family other than his Mom who is in the nursing home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: play with your shit - its FUN! ()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:16AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.


This imaginary character is a loser. Cant you write something uplifting for him - I liked it when he was dating an insane fatty from iHop.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy fan ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:32AM

5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going to
> Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely and
> suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in bed
> with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex with
> Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am guy
> heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> came into the room shortly after and gang banged 5
> am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks Dennys
> girl took video while it happened. Afterwards one
> of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie of
> what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back home
> on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of white
> goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am guy
> wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> because he would like to do that again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2018 03:31PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.


It seems your boss is the grinch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lover of sockpuppet poo accounts ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:15PM

5am guy fan Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going
> to
> > Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely
> and
> > suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in
> bed
> > with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex
> with
> > Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> > codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am
> guy
> > heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> > came into the room shortly after and gang banged
> 5
> > am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks
> Dennys
> > girl took video while it happened. Afterwards
> one
> > of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie
> of
> > what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> > told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back
> home
> > on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of
> white
> > goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> > pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am
> guy
> > wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> > because he would like to do that again.

better - thanks!

now where is that faggot verified onion fake account?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 08, 2018 07:21AM

I jus wanted ta wish a vury happi holliday seazon ta all yall BiB'z out there!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 09:21AM

Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I have been noticing that some of the African-American ladies that work in the kitchen put cans of food and other items in their bags and sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I never see any of the white employees stealing stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.

Happy holidays to you too Red onion

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:28PM

I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:31PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in
> Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went
> to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs
> smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a
> concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to
> the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!


That was from the footlong you took up your ass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 08, 2018 04:37PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion


Thank you sping onionz. You know white folkz steal too but they iz a hole lot less likely ta get caught becauze most ov the poelice in this country iz racist. I hopez you has a great christmaz sping onionz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:23AM

I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a new tree.
My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is coming over to watch football later. It is going to be like a fart factory around here later.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lick my feces pls ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:25AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion

Such an innocent observation - sounds like something Brown Onion might say. What original sockpuppet theater.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rastaman ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:27AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.

My advice to you is to go up to your room and smoke marijuana mon

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: giant sex toy ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:41AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.

That tree is a giant sex toy for the neighbor - Id hose it down with bleach bro.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 09, 2018 03:55PM

My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the powder room without turning on the fan and stunk up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:09PM

Looks like another footlong double meat big hot pastrami and cheese sub from subway tonight. I am going to get one on the way home. My bowels are in for it now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Social Service Onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:14PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to
> little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy
> breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the
> powder room without turning on the fan and stunk
> up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to
> move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.

time for revenge spring - get stink bombs online and put them under rugs, chairs toilet seats in your neighbors house. One of those will clear the house for half the day. Has your neighbor touched you or exposed himself in any way to you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lifetime Fitness ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:28PM

Lifetime Fitness has sandpaper for toilet tissue. Sadistic cheap fucks. Fuck em I use the small towels now and chuck them in the bin.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: therapeutic onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 08:43PM

This thread may be of help to others in a therapeutic kind of way.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:40AM

5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy several types of chili in tupperware containers in the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in distress.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:02AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had
> a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy
> several types of chili in tupperware containers in
> the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry
> for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing
> gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> distress.

That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be sent?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: peekza not logged on ()
Date: December 11, 2018 10:58AM

I am peekza. I have a feces fetish. I love eating my own shit while listening to TMOS. I also troll the forum under multiple names.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:57PM

The footlong big hot pastrami and cheese sub I had last night was so good I am going to stop and get another one tonite. This time I am going to have bacon and mayonnaise on it too along with tomato, pickle and onion. My bowels have felt better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 12, 2018 05:01AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers
> had
> > a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am
> guy
> > several types of chili in tupperware containers
> in
> > the office refrigerator. I think they feel
> sorry
> > for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> > shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> > 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> > about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is
> experiencing
> > gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> > distress.
>
> That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be
> sent?


5am guy survived the bowel issues. 5am guy is doing better today. 5am guy is eating mixed fruit from walmart now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:21AM

5am guy here, checking in earlier than usual. 5am guy is in for a treat tonight. The security cameras are offline for a few days so 5am guy is going to get to use the big boss's private bathroom. The executive bathroom is dimly lit with a real leather couch and a antique table. The sink has beautiful granite surfaces and fine plumbing fixtures, the toilet has a heated memory foam seat. This will be the first time 5am guy has gotten to use this bathroom since it was remodeled about a year ago.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 13, 2018 09:22AM

5am guy here again. Morning did not turn out as 5am guy hoped. Even though cameras were offline, security was still on duty. 5am guy got caught on big boss’s toilet by 2 security guards. 5am guy thought he was going to lose his job, but security guards offered 5am guy a deal. 5am guy just spent last several hours sucking off both security guards and a few of security guards friends. 5am guy’s jaw hurts really bad now but 5am guy is glad he can keep his job.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:27PM

Looks like fast food again tonight. I think I will go with the two whoppers for 6 dollars deal at BK. Maybe I will get a large fry and a large onion ring to go with the whoppers and I have a 12 pack of Pabst blue ribbons waiting at home to wash all that down. My bowels won't like it but I have the day off tomorrow so they will get a 3 day weekend to recover.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 06:49AM

Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t showing up and am stuck with two stick groan thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his front door walkway.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 14, 2018 08:08AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.


I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts an veggies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.


My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors. Do not post in here any more if you’re going to spew that racist hatred.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:28AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being
> such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors.
> Do not post in here any more if you’re going to
> spew that racist hatred.


Fake posting lol.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:39AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I
> gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I
> am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good
> food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts
> an veggies.
Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?

That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Thinkbox MC . ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:09PM

Fuck off, you troll. Not funny at all.

Thinkbox out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 14, 2018 01:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> Pablo
> > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> isn’t
> > > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > > front door walkway.
> >
> >
> > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion.
> I
> > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow
> I
> > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> good
> > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> breazts
> > an veggies.
> Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
>
> That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!


Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes me feel bad that I am such a failure in life compared ta them. I will go to their house an be nice fo a coupla hours tho.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 08:44PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> > Pablo
> > > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> > isn’t
> > > > showing up and am stuck with two stick
> groan
> > > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on
> his
> > > > front door walkway.
> > >
> > >
> > > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr.
> brownonion.
> > I
> > > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work
> tommrow
> > I
> > > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> > good
> > > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> > breazts
> > > an veggies.
> > Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
> >
> > That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
>
>
> Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house
> on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some
> rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real
> sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at
> jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card
> wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes
> me feel bad that I am such a failure in life
> compared ta them. I will go to their house an be
> nice fo a coupla hours tho.


Red both you and your bowels are a success story. Of redemption. Of doing extraordinarily well. You are going far at Jiffy Lube, in fact I think you have management potential. And you've done right. Its not easy but you are an example of what good is in each of us.

And yeah let me guess, he's bragging about his superior bowels. Merry Christmas to you my friend and keep doing what you are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:57AM

I am up early and am working at the hospital kitchen from 7 to 3:30. Last night my Dad cooked frozen chicken pot pies for dinner and he got mad when I refused to eat one. He gave me the old story about poor kids that don't have any food and how I should feel lucky to have a pot pie.
I came into work early so I could enjoy a nice mixed fruit cup and herbal tea.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: sticking a weasel up your ass ()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:59AM

Might that cause any bowel problems? Please advise.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 15, 2018 11:06AM

sticking a weasel up your ass Wrote:
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> Might that cause any bowel problems? Please
> advise.


Ask BO. He once states that his asshole is entrance only.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 15, 2018 12:15PM

Taking a drive out to Marshall Va to pick up a couple pizzas from Anthony's pizza. For a small extra charge they will put a second crust on top of your pizza, they brush it with garlic butter and bake it a second time.
My bowels are not going to like this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:26AM

Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a couple ladies who want to attend church. I just got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor setting up the family room for a football watching party. That means people are coming over to get drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the night.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:58AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.

Brown you have been supportive but as I grow older I now recognize you carry a lot of hate and ignorance - that makes me sad. My generation does not countenance bullying or racism and we regard it as a sign of low intelligence. Im sorry to say that due to your age and attitude you present in a very unflattering light.

Too bad really because your bowels are so troubled and now you also deal with basically being a bad person. Also I had a raw veg salad with flax seed oil dressing and baked sesame tofu for an early lunch today!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 03:28PM

Bonchon chicken legs tonight. I got 12 of them. Look out bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 05:11PM

Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the game (smelled like cough medicine). They were both laughing really loud and farting all game. Right after the game finished the obese neighbor used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'

The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a puddle of his own waste and vomit.

I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure filtered water with Vitamin B.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Uncle Turd ()
Date: December 16, 2018 07:32PM

Planning an outing later in the week for some more Tennessee tea stains. Also would like to fit in a quick round of Mississippi mud mounds. I just bought 3 cafeteria sized cans of peaches and prunes in preparation.

Who’s down?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 17, 2018 05:02AM

%am guy checking in again. 5am guy gets the next couple nights off before beginning the holiday 12 hour shift schedule. 5am guy is going to make extra money but 5am guy will be working Christmas eve and Christmas day among other days. 5am guy is going to spend time with 5am guys mother in the nursing home. No wonder 5am guy gets depressed around Christmas.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 17, 2018 08:03PM

Two whoppers for 6 dollars deal sounds good. Maybe I get 4 whoppers for 12 dollars instead. My bowels are going to hate this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:33AM

You’re alive I hope?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:34AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital
> kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a
> couple ladies who want to attend church. I just
> got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor
> setting up the family room for a football watching
> party. That means people are coming over to get
> drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and
> fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if
> I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the
> night.


Yes on the hotel room as that’s terrible and traumatic spring onion. You have enough to worry about.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: LCSW ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:58AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but
> we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese
> neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am
> while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back
> yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and
> drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the
> game (smelled like cough medicine). They were
> both laughing really loud and farting all game.
> Right after the game finished the obese neighbor
> used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started
> crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with
> a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'
>
> The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom
> with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a
> puddle of his own waste and vomit.
>
> I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds
> a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure
> filtered water with Vitamin B.

If you are a minor you should call Fairfax County Social Services and report this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 04:47PM

Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably better order two of them though, mushroom and italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not going to like this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 20, 2018 09:14PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a
> large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> better order two of them though, mushroom and
> italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> going to like this.


Does your colon look like bag pipes?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with
> a
> > large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> > better order two of them though, mushroom and
> > italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> > going to like this.
>
>
> Does your colon look like bag pipes?


Not sure how it looks but at 3am this morning I had a master blaster groan throne session and I came close to crapping in my boxers.

Looks like I'm going to run through the drive thru at Popeyes on my way home tonight. Just a 4 piece mild with 4 biscuits. That will be easy on the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: who cares go fuckoff ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:12PM

Who gives a fuck loser. Go talk about your pee pee and poopy on some freak hotline and leave us alone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:43PM

Hi BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:19AM

It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even then the superior bowel folks feel like showing their callousness towards us. May they for once be kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even
> then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> their callousness towards us. May they for once be
> kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.


Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for you to have good bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 01:59PM

Cooking up some angel hair pasta tonight. It should go well with spicy Italian sausages and Prego tomato,onion and garlic sauce and a big loaf of garlic bread on the side. Maybe a frozen cheesecake for dessert.
My bowels are in for it now!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 11:36AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> even
> > then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> > their callousness towards us. May they for once
> be
> > kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
>
>
> Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for
> you to have good bowels!


You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> > even
> > > then the superior bowel folks feel like
> showing
> > > their callousness towards us. May they for
> once
> > be
> > > kind. Yet that's too much to ask
> unfortunately.
> >
> >
> > Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray
> for
> > you to have good bowels!
>
>
> You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?


Hey Brown,

Mostly staying home and working on my Science Fair project due the second week in Jan. - Im doing a model of an enlarged colon including a healthy section, and a section with polyps and cancer. Its a cut-away model that stands a full 4 ' high and is 5' foot in length. To cut down on weight I have used Papier-mâché, chicken wire on a thin wire frame. I actually built on that I intend to use for my project and one for the Obese neighbor to destroy - he usually does that with my projects. Ill let him think he is ruining my grade but in reality the real one is in the garage well protected. He and dad are up in the study having tea - said they were teabagging or something along those lines.

Im planning on having psyllium husk smoothy with a full cup of psyllium and orange juice along with some fresh Kale and prune juice for lunch today. Grandma joked I should probably plan on a change of underwear. Anyway Happy Holidays to all my BiB's

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:42PM

HaHa somebody is fake posting me again^^ That is so cool!
Hey Brown onion! I am at my Grandmas house right now but tomorrow we are going to drive to my house to have Christmas eve and morning with the whole family. After that we come back here because next week I am going to have a meeting with a guidance counselor at Richard Bland Junior college. I have submitted my application and she says I will be accepted but it is not official yet. My Grandma has a handy man putting up some walls in her basement so I can have some privacy when I move in this Fall. She already has a extra bathroom down there so it will be really nice, I will even have my own entrance in the backyard. She wants to make it like my own little apartment.
Hopefully my Dad can behave himself for one night while I am home. I heard the obese neighbor is out of town visiting family so that is good news.
What are you doing for Christmas Brown Onion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 02:45PM

Cooking a oven stuffer roaster chicken right now and its almost done. I am thinking about a nice box of scalloped potatoes and some canned green beans will be good sides. I think my bowels need to be taught a lesson.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 24, 2018 12:11PM

Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 24, 2018 02:37PM

Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner tonight. My bowels are not going to have the Christmas spirit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 07:00AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!

Merry Christmas to you and all. And may all of us have a starfish after Christmas

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:01AM

Merry Christmas everyone! Last night my Dad got drunk and decided to start a fire in the fireplace. He had not lit the fireplace in several years but he went over to the obese neighbors house and stole some firewood from his backyard. Well there was a big birds nest in the chimney so the house started filling up with smoke and my Dad had to spray a fire extinguisher on it and that powder from the fire extinguisher went everywhere.
Now my Dad is passed out in his bed and won't get up for Christmas morning. On the upside My Grandma is making oatmeal topped with mixed berries. That is a healthy breakfast!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:53AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great Christmas. The security guard invited his friends into the building for a private Christmas party. 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was popular because he was the only white guy there. 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm. 5am guy will probably only date black men from now on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry Christmas from 5am guy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 25, 2018 01:25PM

Well I iz havin me a ok christmaz. Went ta my sisterz house las night an had dinner wit her family. My brotha in law had ta show me all the new expensive stuff he haz bought fo himeslf cause he iz so rich an smart. He haz perfect bowelz too according to him.
When I waz leavin my sister run out to my car an gave me a card that had 3 100 dollar billz in it. I do need the money but it make me feel bad at tha same time. Oh well I am gonna get me a new set of used tires with some of that money cause I need tires to pass inspection nex month.

Happi Christmaz day all yall brown guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: IHD ()
Date: December 25, 2018 02:06PM

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 03:35PM

All I can say is what’s left of my starfish is on the endangered list.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 26, 2018 05:00AM

5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy has been working the 12 hour overnight shifts and will be doing so for another week. 5am guy has been taking some good dumps while the city sleeps. 5am guy wishes all the BIB's a happy holiday. 5am guy has been eating frozen microwave dinners that 5am guy buys from Harris Teeter and that has had negative effects on 5am guys bowels but not to a critical level.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:23AM

Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im using browser in kitchen

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: mee too ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:33AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner
> tonight. My bowels are not going to have the
> Christmas spirit.
mee too


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 26, 2018 08:33PM

WAlmart had a big sale on leftover hams and turkeys. I got 2 honey glazed hams and two big frozen turkeys for less than 12 bucks. my bowels are not happy about this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion._ ()
Date: December 27, 2018 02:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im
> currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im
> in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im
> using browser in kitchen


Spring - you ok? No need to mention our friendship when talking to the authorities ok...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2018 04:04AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2018 07:19AM

It’s nice getting a break from school, but seeing the obese neighbor in a miniskirt licking on a large rainbow colored lollipop was a rude shock. I expected to go downstairs to get breakfast. Dad is taking a shower singing and mom just sits on the couch crying. I don’t know what to tell her.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 29, 2018 03:42PM

I just learned about the two for five dollar on quarter pounders with cheese deal from another thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large diet coke too because I don't want too many calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My bowels are going to hate this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 08:44AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just learned about the two for five dollar on
> quarter pounders with cheese deal from another
> thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading
> to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my
> fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's
> meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large
> diet coke too because I don't want too many
> calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My
> bowels are going to hate this.


Do you need an industrial grade rope to save you? My goodness that’s terrible!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 09:02AM

Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!

I am staying with Grandma this week and have been learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I just love this place, everything is healthy and fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever get down to Richmond you have got to try it!

https://ellwoodthompsons.com/

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:23AM

Forgot to mention I have been released to the custody of my grandma - the Obese neighbor is still being detained for attacking me on Christmas day. Grandma passed along some wisdom to me from my departed Grandpa. Grandpa spent some time in prison in the 50's he told grandma 'it only hurts the first time, after that you just try and relax.' Grandma said grandpa was no ones bitch but no one is Superman and sometimes you get cornered in the shop or laundry where the guards cant hear your screams...

on another note Ill have some stool softening foods for a few weeks till I heal down there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cookie puss ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:41AM

Spring - sorry for your troubles.

On another note I finished our Christmas cookies this morning. Been making me constipated. Now off to the gym.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 01:13PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!
>
> I am staying with Grandma this week and have been
> learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I
> found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and
> food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I
> just love this place, everything is healthy and
> fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever
> get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
>
> https://ellwoodthompsons.com/

Good luck driving! And see here to the people complaining about our youth proof positive of their character. That’s super nice of you spring onion!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:50PM

Went to Bob Evans earlier. Ordered me a Sunshine skillet with two extra biscuits and a cup of sausage gravy on the side. Now my bowels don't feel so good. I even skipped lunch. Maybe a couple Wendys doubles with cheese will calm my bowels.

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