Meade is a wonderful inspiration to everyone. I wonder who will play him in the upcoming Lifetime Movie.

http://s151.photobucket.com/user/monumentfloyd/Meade%20Skelton/story

Now that people have forgotten about those unfortunate incidents that got him kicked off of "Family Feud", I'm thinking Louis Anderson would be good. He might have to gain some weight.
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Is Meade mixed race ?

Meade's head is shaped like an acorn. Has anyone else noticed this?

Linguist124 Wrote:
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> Is Meade mixed race ?

No, he is 100% human.

WonderfulMeade Wrote:
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> Meade is a wonderful inspiration to everyone. I
> wonder who will play him in the upcoming Lifetime
> Movie.


Is there a black Jew actor that looks like Meade?

Jewbracabra Wrote:
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> WonderfulMeade Wrote:
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> > Meade is a wonderful inspiration to everyone. I
> > wonder who will play him in the upcoming
> Lifetime
> > Movie.
>
>
> Is there a black Jew actor that looks like Meade?


The only one I can think of died a decade ago...Nell Carter..
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Meade looks French. He definitely looks Atlantid -Med race.

As meade says, 'why rush'?

he has postponed his livestream Wrote:
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> As meade says, 'why rush'?


Meade knows what his audience wants and he is delivering...

Meade is an everyday man's hero, an urban patriot. He has been in the trenches, he's faced some hairy times, he's paid his dues,,,and then some! A poet and a civil warrior! Just a good guy with a destiny no doubt.

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> he's paid his dues,,

>,and then some!


Paid his Dues?


Meade has never even paid for his own housing...Never a rent or mortgage payment and he is almost 40.

Sleeping until noon and then watching Sesame Steet with a bird builds character...just not Good character...
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The Rake's Progress Wrote:
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> isadore Wrote:
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> > he's paid his dues,,
>
> >,and then some!
>
>
> Paid his Dues?
>
>
> Meade has never even paid for his own
> housing...Never a rent or mortgage payment and he
> is almost 40.
>
> Sleeping until noon and then watching Sesame Steet
> with a bird builds character...just not Good
> character...


You have to understand Meade goes to bed very late, sometimes 3 or 4 in the morning, that's when he gets inspiration to write. Artists are a very strange breed, like miz also, there is a thin hair separating them from insanity they say.

It would make a great after school special, the tender sweet tale of Meade Skelton's rise to celebrity. Document the hard rise to the top of an outsider, sweet and touching lesson.

After School Special Wrote:
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> It would make a great after school special, the
> tender sweet tale of Meade Skelton's rise to
> celebrity. Document the hard rise to the top of
> an outsider, sweet and touching lesson.

Yes, they haven't done one about a retard in 40 years.
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natural Wrote:
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> You have to understand Meade goes to bed very
> late, sometimes 3 or 4 in the morning, that's when
> he gets inspiration to write. Artists are a very
> strange breed, like miz also, there is a thin hair
> separating them from insanity they say.


Then why is he unable to write with inspiration?
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Can someone please tell me why his head is shaped like that?

That 180 of the old codgers(in the background) after deciding if Meade's show was worth the walk is inspiring!

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> Can someone please tell me why his head is shaped
> like that?


Guy's got bigger breasts than Sofia Vergara, and you're worried about his HEAD?

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> > Can someone please tell me why his head is
> shaped
> > like that?
>
>
> Guy's got bigger breasts than Sofia Vergara, and
> you're worried about his HEAD?


Meade knows how to move those God-given fun bags...
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I wonder if he gets nervous when kids knock on his door on Halloween...


...I think I'm going to wear my horse mask and trick or treat in his neighborhood.

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eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder if he gets nervous when kids knock on his
> door on Halloween...
>
>
> ...I think I'm going to wear my horse mask and
> trick or treat in his neighborhood.

Why not invite Meade out with you to a Halloween party? You can have some bro time together, and advise him how to get some Jew poon from Karen Leiser.

Man date Wrote:
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> Why not invite Meade out with you to a Halloween
> party?



He doesn't like Slavs...

Man date Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > I wonder if he gets nervous when kids knock on
> his
> > door on Halloween...
> >
> >
> > ...I think I'm going to wear my horse mask and
> > trick or treat in his neighborhood.
>
> Why not invite Meade out with you to a Halloween
> party? You can have some bro time together, and
> advise him how to get some Jew poon from Karen
> Leiser.



When kids knock on the door, they get no answer because meade is out going dor-to-door Trick-Or-Treating, dressed either as a cowboy or an indian or Elvis.

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> > I wonder if he gets nervous when kids knock on
> his
> > door on Halloween...
> >
> >
> > ...I think I'm going to wear my horse mask and
> > trick or treat in his neighborhood.
>
> Why not invite Meade out with you to a Halloween
> party? You can have some bro time together, and
> advise him how to get some Jew poon from Karen
> Leiser.

Imagine if Meade, eesh, Gretchen, and Karen Leiser went out on a double date. They should go to a piano bar and Karen and Meade could play duets. That kind of bonding would set the mood between them and clear out the customers and staff thus ensuring more privacy.

Meade looks like a Frenchman. He is very handsome!

double date Wrote:

> Imagine if Meade, eesh, Gretchen, and Karen Leiser
> went out on a double date. They should go to a
> piano bar and Karen and Meade could play duets.
> That kind of bonding would set the mood between
> them and clear out the customers and staff thus
> ensuring more privacy.


Coffee shops and Pancake houses quit allowing Meade to play them since he scares away the customers. I wonder if bars and taverns got the email warnings?

NoJewinthere Wrote:
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> Meade looks like a Frenchman. He is very
> handsome!
>

Are these two even of the same species?
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He doesn't like people who drink - they throw peanuts at him.

I think Adam Bartley would be a good fit. Have him dye his hair.

WonderfulMeade Wrote:
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> Meade is a wonderful inspiration to everyone. I
> wonder who will play him in the upcoming Lifetime
> Movie.
>
> http://s151.photobucket.com/user/monumentfloyd/Mea
> de%20Skelton/story
>
>
>

Meade could likely make guest appearances in the upcoming multi-year series about the MizLizeesshMegan saga. The cast for that has already been discussed and the role of Meade would be played by himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, or the fat version of Zach Galifianakis.

sucks to be meade... Wrote:
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> After School Special Wrote:
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> > It would make a great after school special, the
> > tender sweet tale of Meade Skelton's rise to
> > celebrity. Document the hard rise to the top
> of
> > an outsider, sweet and touching lesson.
>
> A more serious topic would be Meade brilliantly cast as the gregarious and twisted Judge Parker in the future production of "Why does Billy have 2 Daddies Mommy?" with John Goodman and Corey Carrier as Joe.

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> the role of Meade would
> be played by himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, or
> the fat version of Zach Galifianakis.

The fat Zach would be good but he would have to put on more weight for the role. In fact Zach Galifianakis can also sing and play the piano--oh nevermind....
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> NoJewinthere Wrote:
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> > Meade looks like a Frenchman. He is very
> > handsome!
> >
>
> Are these two even of the same species?


Well the 2nd guy looks younger. So maybe that throws it off.

For that matter Chad Bono is another lookalike who can act and sing, like Mea...oops.
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Adam Bartley is another actor and musician who is a Meade lookalike.
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Adam for Meade Wrote:
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> Adam Bartley is another actor and musician who is
> a Meade lookalike.


Yes, so much alike. Except, different face shape, facial features, build, eye color, and everything else. Other than that, they could be twins!

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> Adam for Meade Wrote:
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> > Adam Bartley is another actor and musician who
> is
> > a Meade lookalike.
>
>
> Yes, so much alike. Except, different face shape,
> facial features, build, eye color, and everything
> else. Other than that, they could be twins!


The only thing those two do have in common is that the fat on their necks has swallowed their chins....That said people don't look at the faces fat people so he would be believable Meade.

This is the Meade Skeleton story:


Born to alcoholic first cousins who were also born to alcoholic first cousins.


At birth, identified as retarded and deformed by interbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.



Coddled and spoiled , Meade Skeleton never developed any work ethic or character, instead becoming delusional, obese, slothful , and egomaniacal.




Currently Meade Skeleton pursues an imaginary musical career, is becoming more morbidly obese , is a eunuch , gives himself daily enemas and believes himself to be perused by demons.

BEH Wrote:
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> This is the Meade Skeleton story:
>
>
> Born to alcoholic first cousins who were also
> born to alcoholic first cousins.
>
>
> At birth, identified as retarded and deformed by
> interbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.
>
>
>
> Coddled and spoiled , Meade Skeleton never
> developed any work ethic or character, instead
> becoming delusional, obese, slothful , and
> egomaniacal.
>
>
>
>
> Currently Meade Skeleton pursues an imaginary
> musical career, is becoming more morbidly obese ,
> is a eunuch , gives himself daily enemas and
> believes himself to be perused by demons.

Unlike you, Meade has a real music career. Was featured in several well known blogs, and starred in a movie with Lauren Holly. He is an amazing man of many talents.

MagaMeade Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > This is the Meade Skeleton story:
> >
> >
> > Born to alcoholic first cousins who were also
> > born to alcoholic first cousins.
> >
> >
> > At birth, identified as retarded and deformed
> by
> > interbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.
> >
> >
> >
> > Coddled and spoiled , Meade Skeleton never
> > developed any work ethic or character, instead
> > becoming delusional, obese, slothful , and
> > egomaniacal.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Currently Meade Skeleton pursues an imaginary
> > musical career, is becoming more morbidly obese
> ,
> > is a eunuch , gives himself daily enemas and
> > believes himself to be perused by demons.
>
> Unlike you, Meade has a real music career. Was
> featured in several well known blogs, and starred
> in a movie with Lauren Holly. He is an amazing man
> of many talents.


There is no music career. Being mentioned in a blog does not lead to respected musician status. And he did not star in an any movie. No speaking lines. He played dead.

MagaMeade Wrote:

> Unlike you, Meade has a real music career. Was
> featured in several well known blogs, and starred
> in a movie with Lauren Holly. He is an amazing man
> of many talents.

Notice the name of these "well-known" blogs is never mentioned. That is because they are in fact, lukewarm write-ups in long forgotten blogs. Also, the name of the movie is rarely mentioned because Meade was an uncredited extra in a film that tanked both critically and at the box office.

Since these are Meade's greatest achievements in the entertainment field, Meade is a failure in the entertainment field...
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Zach for Meade Wrote:
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> Central Casting Wrote:
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> > the role of Meade would
> > be played by himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> or
> > the fat version of Zach Galifianakis.
>
> The fat Zach would be good but he would have to
> put on more weight for the role. In fact Zach
> Galifianakis can also sing and play the piano--oh
> nevermind....

Who would play Meade's future wife, the lovely Jewess Karen Leiser?