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God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: smokus ()
Date: October 20, 2018 10:38AM

Unless, of course, your parents did not make a little cross on your head with water when you were an infant.

In which case, you are doomed to hell.

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Blind love darkness ()
Date: October 20, 2018 10:54AM

If I gave you a billion dollars would you reject it?

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 20, 2018 12:06PM

Do you have bowel problems?

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: not democrates though ()
Date: October 20, 2018 12:43PM

Unless you're a democrat, the abortion guys, I mean how can you, anyone love a person who advocates killing innocents? I mean these folks have no problem doing it multiple times, up to 30, what the hay!!!

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: worried now ()
Date: October 20, 2018 12:46PM

smokus Wrote:
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> Unless, of course, your parents did not make a
> little cross on your head with water when you were
> an infant.
>
> In which case, you are doomed to hell.


What if they lied? What if they were too damn lazy and cheap to do the baptismal ritual? What if they told me I was baptized, even showed me fake staged pictures when I was little? What happens to me?

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: mthjh ()
Date: October 20, 2018 07:21PM


Brown Onion was KICKED OFF FFU by Cary and was told not to come back

same poster has also posted: fecal matter, corpses, abused corpses, child porn

i hope he's in prison SOON


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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Believe Crazy Shit ()
Date: October 20, 2018 08:11PM

smokus Wrote:
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> Unless, of course, your parents did not make a
> little cross on your head with water when you were
> an infant.
>
> In which case, you are doomed to hell.

I so love 2,000 year old fairy tales.

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Demon semen Meade ()
Date: October 20, 2018 08:24PM

What would a thread about hell be without our favorite damned singer.........
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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Jeegus wuvs you ()
Date: October 20, 2018 09:55PM

worried now Wrote:
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> smokus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unless, of course, your parents did not make a
> > little cross on your head with water when you
> were
> > an infant.
> >
> > In which case, you are doomed to hell.
>
>
> What if they lied? What if they were too damn
> lazy and cheap to do the baptismal ritual? What if
> they told me I was baptized, even showed me fake
> staged pictures when I was little? What happens
> to me?

Probably you'd get cut a break.

Not straight to hell, but, like 6 months in purgatory.

Then, off to hell you go.

OK?

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Wie Bitte ()
Date: October 20, 2018 10:57PM

not democrates though Wrote:
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> Unless you're a democrat, the abortion guys, I
> mean how can you, anyone love a person who
> advocates killing innocents? I mean these folks
> have no problem doing it multiple times, up to 30,
> what the hay!!!


Babies are not innocent. Hitler was a baby.

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Re: God loves you unconditionally
Posted by: Reformation 101 ()
Date: October 21, 2018 07:26AM

For most of its history the Catholic Church didn't believe this. They said you had to earn your way into heaven. Earning frequently meant giving generously to the church. Luther took the radical leap and stated man could be saved by faith alone. He also realized the average man could have a direct relationship with God. He didn't need a middle man. For this he was excommunicated and his followers were roasted alive. Can't let some Christian thinking interfere with the business model on which the Catholic Church was based.

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