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Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2010 04:31PM

What kind of dumb bitch goes in for this shit? Who wants to fuck around with their eyes so they can grow longer eyelashes? No man in the history of planet Earth has ever said, "hey, she's cute...but her eyelashes are just too short. Damn."


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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2010 05:48PM

We're all fucked...

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 24, 2010 05:48PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>Who wants to fuck around with their eyes so they can
> grow longer eyelashes?

You mean... you don't like this look?
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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2010 06:27PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> What kind of dumb bitch goes in for this shit? Who
> wants to fuck around with their eyes so they can
> grow longer eyelashes? No man in the history of
> planet Earth has ever said, "hey, she's cute...but
> her eyelashes are just too short. Damn."
>
>


Weird, but it's not as bad as the skin bleaching that is all the rage in south Asia right now.










Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2010 07:15PM

Sweet Jesus Christ, my almighty savior, we're all fucked!

eesh Wrote:
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> Weird, but it's not as bad as the skin bleaching
> that is all the rage in south Asia right now.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2010 07:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sweet Jesus Christ, my almighty savior, we're all
> fucked!
>


The guy in the first commercial was really dreamy; who knew Indians could be so masculine?

Anyway, more of the grotesque skin bleaching.




Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2010 09:09PM

I can't imagine what it's like to be a woman. It must be a pain in the ass...you bleed for a week every month, you gotta shove a thing up your pussy to keep from leaking, have to sit down to piss, you get metal forceps jammed up there when you go to the doctor...I don't know how they do it.


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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: January 24, 2010 09:52PM

That Latisse shit can change light colored eyes to brown, too.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 25, 2010 07:20AM

I have the opposite problem, my lashes are slightly too long and interfere with vision sometimes.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 25, 2010 04:05PM

Actually, I have the same problem. They always end up sticking in my eyes and I have to jerk them off...

pgens Wrote:
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> I have the opposite problem, my lashes are
> slightly too long and interfere with vision
> sometimes.

Edit: Added my new, bitchin' signature... and something else happened...

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2010 02:31PM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Hail Mary ()
Date: January 25, 2010 04:13PM

Wow, they have instructional videos on oral sex. you should invest and maybe this will correct your problem.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Actually, I have the same problem. They always end
> up sticking in my eyes and I have to jerk them
> off...

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 25, 2010 04:14PM

You're welcome for the soft-pitch... I made you look like an athlete!

Hail Mary Wrote:
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> Wow, they have instructional videos on oral sex.
> you should invest and maybe this will correct your
> problem.
>
> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actually, I have the same problem. They always
> end
> > up sticking in my eyes and I have to jerk them
> > off...

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Re: Do you have inadequate eyelashes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 25, 2010 07:05PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Actually, I have the same problem. They always end
> up sticking in my eyes and I have to jerk them
> off...

Blessed are the murderous.
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