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In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 21, 2018 10:33AM

Down two groan thrones with one remaining in the house. The wetback plumber still isn't here to take care of the clogging and I pay cash. Every excuse from I'm tired to I will be there. Two hours later and his dirty stinky greasy dollars sit on the table with stacks of coins too. He should be grateful but I'm guessing Pablo was up drinking Coronas last night or spray painting some fence with his Hispanic nonsense.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 21, 2018 10:35AM

Thank God I'm not you.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 21, 2018 10:37AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Thank God I'm not you.


Likewise as I wouldn't want your supply and demand with goat issues.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Fonz Fan ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:20AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Thank God I'm not you.


Up yours Gerry. What do you do for a living? Maybe you can help this guy out

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Groan Throne Tee Hee ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:34AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Down two groan thrones with one remaining in the
> house. The wetback plumber still isn't here to
> take care of the clogging and I pay cash. Every
> excuse from I'm tired to I will be there. Two
> hours later and his dirty stinky greasy dollars
> sit on the table with stacks of coins too. He
> should be grateful but I'm guessing Pablo was up
> drinking Coronas last night or spray painting some
> fence with his Hispanic nonsense.

You're a racist asshole. Maybe if you weren't he would have fixed it by now.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:52AM

If the moron doesn't know how to change a flapper or a fill valve he isn't worth helping out. And he has the audacity to call himself brown onion.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: fkedw ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:58AM

What about a fucking Haji named Gerry that fucks goats in the asshole? What about that guy?

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: be a man and DIY ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:58AM

Only a pussy needs to call a plumber to clear a drain. Use a bladder or snake, ryobi has a good electric one for around $80.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 21, 2018 01:16PM

be a man and DIY Wrote:
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> Only a pussy needs to call a plumber to clear a
> drain. Use a bladder or snake, ryobi has a good
> electric one for around $80.
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Sure I will borrow yours, sorry the chains blades are a bit smelly.

Of course I would fix them if I could but dropping off a basketball and Sputnik Pablo best show up soon.

I am tired of that lazy beaner and might just go to 7 11. Let them do the job and write a check from an account that doesn't exist anymore since they are fucking illegal anyways.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 21, 2018 01:35PM

This is ridiculous. One of three groan thrones working, my sister Matilda and asshold brother Clarence coming over. All of us have IBS and that probably gang sign displaying ungrateful Bastard is still no where.

I think the IBS Association should have plumbers on stand by as my bowels aren't the only thing irritated.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: ronnnin ()
Date: September 21, 2018 02:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is ridiculous. One of three groan thrones
> working, my sister Matilda and asshold brother
> Clarence coming over. All of us have IBS and that
> probably gang sign displaying ungrateful Bastard
> is still no where.
>
> I think the IBS Association should have plumbers
> on stand by as my bowels aren't the only thing
> irritated.


And so the real purpose of this bullshit thread is revealed - racist idiot with a scat fetish explaining a 'shit-in' at his house. I dont mind you like playing with shit just dont pretend its about your physical health.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: bicycle gerry ()
Date: September 21, 2018 02:23PM

Fonz Fan Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> -----
> > Thank God I'm not you.
>
>
> Up yours Gerry. What do you do for a living? Maybe
> you can help this guy out


Gerry does OK, he collects cans and is somewhat professional in it, he calls his business :
" I'm Going to the Can inc" makes a fair wage.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: This is ()
Date: September 21, 2018 02:27PM

This is one of the stupidest threads all day

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 21, 2018 04:51PM

This isn't some fetish. Plus note a middle eastern terrorist fixed it for a few dollars. He may have been stinky but he got the job done and probably bought some goats with the dollar bills and coins i gave the savage.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Massive Gassive ()
Date: September 22, 2018 12:51AM

Mr. Onion

With your condition , you should have a supply of 5 gallon buckets ( with lids) as a backup to the porcelain hopper.

Good luck.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 22, 2018 10:59AM

Massive Gassive Wrote:
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> Mr. Onion
>
> With your condition , you should have a supply of
> 5 gallon buckets ( with lids) as a backup to the
> porcelain hopper.
>
> Good luck.

Yes as our whole family suffers from IBS thank you. A smart idea actually.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: September 22, 2018 11:08AM

Hi Mr Brown. Sorry to hear of your plumbing issues. My dad is pretty good at unclogging toilets. Most of the time he is able to do it with a plunger. One time he clogged the toilet so bad that he removed the entire toilet and threw it away and bought a new one from Lowes.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: BO sock puppet ()
Date: September 22, 2018 11:30AM

Hi Im BO's sock puppet! Wet Backs! I like to talk about my feces! Tell us about your feces! teehee

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 22, 2018 12:17PM

My toilets may get a good workout this weekend. I am making a practice Thanksgiving meal. A big Turkey breast with stuffing, yams, green beans, fresh bread and pumpkin pie!

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: devils onion ring ()
Date: September 22, 2018 03:18PM

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Georgetown Powerplant ()
Date: September 22, 2018 03:25PM

time to Georgetown Powerplant this bitch

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 22, 2018 04:17PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My toilets may get a good workout this weekend. I
> am making a practice Thanksgiving meal. A big
> Turkey breast with stuffing, yams, green beans,
> fresh bread and pumpkin pie!


Boiled ouch. My bowels hurt for yours. May all pray for his starfish?

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Massive Gassive ()
Date: September 22, 2018 04:22PM

Good afternoon,

I’m much older than the average FFXU user (i’m Guessing ) and don’t know younger folks’ slang. What is “Georgetown Powerplant” ?

Georgetown Powerplant Wrote:
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> time to Georgetown Powerplant this bitch

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Massive Gassive ()
Date: September 22, 2018 04:24PM

That all sounds great. I think this year I am going to smoke our turkey on my Primo ceramic grill. Just to try something different.

Stuffing has to be on my “Top Ten” list for favorite foods.


boiled onion Wrote:
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> My toilets may get a good workout this weekend. I
> am making a practice Thanksgiving meal. A big
> Turkey breast with stuffing, yams, green beans,
> fresh bread and pumpkin pie!

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 22, 2018 04:37PM

Tomorrow I'm going to drive all the way to Marshall Virginia to pick up two double stuffed,, double crusted pizzas from a pizza place called Anthony's. The boys that work there grew up in NYC and they know how to make pizza. My bowels are fucked!
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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 23, 2018 02:05PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tomorrow I'm going to drive all the way to
> Marshall Virginia to pick up two double stuffed,,
> double crusted pizzas from a pizza place called
> Anthony's. The boys that work there grew up in NYC
> and they know how to make pizza. My bowels are
> fucked!

Could the bowel police put an APB out for Boiled here. I'm concerned for his bowels welfare.

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Re: In Home Maintenance Bullshit
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 23, 2018 02:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tomorrow I'm going to drive all the way to
> > Marshall Virginia to pick up two double
> stuffed,,
> > double crusted pizzas from a pizza place called
> > Anthony's. The boys that work there grew up in
> NYC
> > and they know how to make pizza. My bowels are
> > fucked!
>
> Could the bowel police put an APB out for Boiled
> here. I'm concerned for his bowels welfare.


Thank you for the concern. I am home now with my pizza and a 12 pack of Sam Adams watching football. Not going to eat both pizzas today, saving one in the fridge to take to work for lunch tomorrow.

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