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Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 20, 2010 12:32PM



How many rules of parenting did he beak here? Let's hope he makes a better Senator than a father!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/20/2010 12:41PM by FUNdamental.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Well, I LOLed ()
Date: January 20, 2010 01:37PM

Okay, so your telling me you can't spot a joke.
It's called putting someone on the spot.
Just an interesting way of introdicing his daughters and giving them 15 sec. of fame.

Keep your asshole puckered up anyways.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: i > u ()
Date: January 20, 2010 01:39PM

"Only kidding, only kidding Arianna definitely is not available [I pound her in the cellar after their mom goes to sleep, so technically...], but Ala (sp?) is [because she's too much like her mother I wouldn't even fuck her with YOUR cock!]."

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Date: January 20, 2010 01:42PM

Sarah Palin wanted to try this joke, but Levi beat her to the punchline.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Bravo! ()
Date: January 20, 2010 01:44PM

Now that was funny.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 20, 2010 03:27PM

Well, I LOLed Wrote:
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> Okay, so your telling me you can't spot a joke.
> It's called putting someone on the spot.
> Just an interesting way of introdicing his
> daughters and giving them 15 sec. of fame.
>
> Keep your asshole puckered up anyways.

Comparing one of your daughter's unfavorable circumstance with another daughter's favorable circumstance is always a good idea. It brings the whole family together. Yes, it doesn't matter how old they are.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 20, 2010 05:25PM

The dark haired one is pretty hot. I think she was the one on American Idol

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: January 20, 2010 05:44PM

Strangely enough, I think his family "got it". It didn't appear that either of his daughters were having issues with being in the spotlight.

I predict that in the near future there will be all sorts of new salacious stories being pushed in the grocery store rags talking about how he is being unfaithful to his wife or some other horrible things.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Voter___ ()
Date: January 20, 2010 06:32PM

a) Give the guy a break
b) I'd hit it

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Voter___ ()
Date: January 20, 2010 06:43PM

Oh, I'd definitely hit it...
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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 20, 2010 07:17PM

I think his daughters "got" the joke. If he didn't have a good rapport with his daughters, there's NO way he'd do that in public.

And...I'd totally wreck those chicks. Either one. It doesn't matter.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Date: January 20, 2010 07:21PM

Yeah, beggers can't be choosers.
And there's no reason to get choosy here.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Great Scott! ()
Date: January 20, 2010 07:37PM

Of the Brown clan, I'm sure eesh would pick Scott:
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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: didn't know this ()
Date: January 20, 2010 07:55PM

Apparently the taller daughter plays BBall for Boston College (go figure) and is a pop recording artist who appeared on American Idol.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Voter___ ()
Date: January 20, 2010 09:12PM

I'm having a hard time thinking anybody really thought this was a big deal...

http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1001/ayla_brown_available_comment_off_script.html

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Date: January 20, 2010 09:38PM

It wasn't.
But the Gay-Liberal leaning Media decided to try to make him look bad because he himself and his newfound success are such a blow to thier short-crack-cocaine like Obama-high.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Voter___ ()
Date: January 20, 2010 09:42PM

Yeah, Glenn Beck is such a gay, liberal fag!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/glenn-beck-slams-scott-br_n_429939.html

Fuck the GAY LIBERAL MEDIA Wrote:
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> It wasn't.
> But the Gay-Liberal leaning Media decided to try
> to make him look bad because he himself and his
> newfound success are such a blow to thier
> short-crack-cocaine like Obama-high.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Date: January 20, 2010 09:54PM

Yeah that's right, Glenn Beck is the only one who reported this huh.
Funny the media and you tried to portray this like Glenn Beck is the pack leader, when of all the derrogatory and sick incinuations came from other liberal media outlets.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Hunky ()
Date: January 20, 2010 11:27PM

Mental Retard,

How long did it take you to get through Hamburger University? You seem not-too-bright.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Date: January 21, 2010 12:16AM

Hunky, how long did it take you to graduate Clown College?
Judging by the funny in your jokes, I would say you bribed the professor with a blow-job and reach-around never attending one day of class.
As far as not-too-bright goes, thats was your whore-mothers nickname.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 21, 2010 02:02AM

Voter___ Wrote:
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> Oh, I'd definitely hit it...

I'm not sure what you'd hit, but, I do find that picture disturbing.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 21, 2010 02:09AM

Great Scott! Wrote:
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> Of the Brown clan, I'm sure eesh would pick Scott:

Yeah... he probably would.

Any more pictures?

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 21, 2010 07:27AM

Glenn Beck said, "I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don't trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern. I'm just saying. It could end with a dead intern."

A reference to former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough?

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: January 21, 2010 03:13PM

HOW MUCH FOR YOUR WOMEN? YOUR WIFE YOUR LEETLE GIRL! SEEEEELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Vince(!) ()
Date: January 21, 2010 03:20PM

Id take his daughters. Oh yes. Unless Satan hasnt already been promised them for a win in this election.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 22, 2010 03:48AM

His daughters are BOTH fiiiiiine. Dayumn.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: fairfax felix ()
Date: January 22, 2010 03:30PM

Let's cut to the chase. All the females in his family are hoseable.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Voter___ ()
Date: January 22, 2010 06:20PM

Ha--Ayla is a Kerry supporter. I think the tea baggers may end up being disappointed with this guy...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2010/01/daughter-of-gop-hero-scott-brown-admits-she-voted-for-a-democrat/1

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Doesn't Matter ()
Date: January 25, 2010 07:47PM

i > u Wrote:
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> "Only kidding, only kidding Arianna definitely is
> not available , but Ala (sp?) is ."


Dude. What the fuck?

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 25, 2010 11:53PM

Oh poo. He was just having fun. It was obvious it was a joke.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: truly humorous ()
Date: January 26, 2010 05:05AM

Obama giving a speech to SIXTH GRADERS using his teleprompter. hahahahahaha
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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: i > u ()
Date: January 26, 2010 07:29AM

Melissa Wrote:
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> Oh poo. He was just having fun. It was obvious
> it was a joke.

Yeah! Do I think he actually plows his daughter? No. Would I watch the DVD? I think we all know the answer to that.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 26, 2010 09:48AM

Both the parents were overly sexalicious whores back in the day. Only normal to pass it onto the spawn.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 26, 2010 12:38PM

Scott Brown's wife in a cheesy Duran Duran wannabe 80's music video!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/scott-browns-wife-music-v_n_431632.html

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Doesn't Matter ()
Date: January 27, 2010 01:56PM

I know you were joking but come on man, you have a daughter too. That's all I'm saying.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: i > u ()
Date: January 27, 2010 04:20PM

That I do, but just because I have a child of the same gender doesn't mean that I can't jab at some dumb-shit goober's kid who was put on display at a national level. Every girl is somebody's daughter, so I have no sympathy. If that was Harvey Milk and he (somehow) had a son that he was trying to set up on national tv I'd make the same comments. Just because I have a son too wouldn't stop me even for a second.

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Observer_ ()
Date: January 27, 2010 04:53PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Scott Brown's wife in a cheesy Duran Duran wannabe
> 80's music video!
>
>
> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/scott-bro
> wns-wife-music-v_n_431632.html


Victoria's Secret-type bod -- yum

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Re: Scott Brown tries to get a taker for his daughter!
Posted by: Doesn't Matter ()
Date: January 28, 2010 02:36AM

Crazy Bastard.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2010 05:19PM by Doesn't Matter.

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