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Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Trump shitter. ()
Date: September 05, 2018 09:37PM

So gross...
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: maybe he has ebola ()
Date: September 05, 2018 11:48PM

What a superman - gets ebola and goes out golfing anyhow!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry sock puppet quoted below ()
Date: September 05, 2018 11:49PM

Trump shitter. Wrote:
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> So gross...


YAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. So boring, Gerry; so predictable; so moronic.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Right Back At Ya, Goatfucker ()
Date: September 06, 2018 01:21AM

Gerry sock puppet quoted below Wrote:
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> Trump shitter. Wrote:
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> > So gross...
>
>
> YAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. So boring, Gerry; so
> predictable; so moronic.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 06, 2018 02:44AM

Right Back At Ya, Goatfucker Wrote:
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> Gerry sock puppet quoted below Wrote:
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> > Trump shitter. Wrote:
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> > > So gross...
> >
> >
> > YAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. So boring, Gerry; so
> > predictable; so moronic.

Wasn't me but you mentioned my name so now it will be.

That's just disgusting. Just when you think things can't get any worse now the old schmuck can no longer control his bowel movements. I should have figured eventually he'd be shitting himself in public to top everything else off.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: invite him to FFU! ()
Date: September 06, 2018 12:00PM

He can participate in the political discussion AND the bowels threads.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: September 06, 2018 12:11PM

Give Trump a break. He only pooped his pants once. And it was after he ate at Tippys Taco.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 06, 2018 12:30PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Right Back At Ya, Goatfucker Wrote:
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> > Gerry sock puppet quoted below Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Trump shitter. Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > So gross...
> > >
> > >
> > > YAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. So boring, Gerry; so
> > > predictable; so moronic.
>
> Wasn't me but you mentioned my name so now it will
> be.
>
> That's just disgusting. Just when you think things
> can't get any worse now the old schmuck can no
> longer control his bowel movements. I should have
> figured eventually he'd be shitting himself in
> public to top everything else off.

Unlike Gerry, Trump and his bowels are American and pro American too.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: September 06, 2018 12:46PM

Lunch! I hope he ate some peanuts.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: pRiTcHaRd2.o ()
Date: September 06, 2018 01:58PM

Contards are believing the Trump shitstain is fake news butt the Hillary one is real and embarresses them and the country. Fucking idiots.
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trumps shitstain is bigger ()
Date: September 06, 2018 02:35PM

It's Yuuuuuuuuuuuge!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: better late than never ()
Date: September 06, 2018 03:10PM

Local Vocal Local Meade Skelton's shit stain is larger still,,
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: that is not meade ()
Date: September 07, 2018 11:40PM

But did trump actually shit himself? Some people say he wears dependz but I don't necessarily buy that.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Meade is a method actor ()
Date: September 08, 2018 12:13AM

that is not meade Wrote:
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> But did trump actually shit himself? Some people
> say he wears dependz but I don't necessarily buy
> that.


That was a publicity photo Meade took for a film "Death of Elvis". He didn't get the part.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: rehearsal for 'field of shoes' ()
Date: September 08, 2018 12:58AM

He figured he'd look more dead if he shit himself. The cleanup was such a hassle, however, that he decided not to shit himself on the set.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: are we sure that's meade? ()
Date: September 08, 2018 12:27PM

that's gross!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: real or photoshop? ()
Date: September 08, 2018 03:25PM

did trump really poop himself?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: OK, here's the story ()
Date: September 08, 2018 05:20PM


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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 08, 2018 06:11PM

Its real. But with Trump even shitting yourself has been normalized.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry Go Cunt Punch yer Mum ()
Date: September 08, 2018 06:33PM

fucking shitstained muzzie faggot

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: is it really real? ()
Date: September 08, 2018 07:37PM

Maybe trump shouldn't wear white pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: It Happens :) ()
Date: September 08, 2018 08:02PM

At least you can’t say it only flows from his mouth.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: but, poor trump! ()
Date: September 08, 2018 09:40PM

It's hard to look presidential when you wear diapers! I thought we'd dodged that bullet when Hillary lost, but now this?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: let's get this straight ()
Date: September 09, 2018 09:28AM

Did trump in fact shit himself?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 09:36AM

let's get this straight Wrote:
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> Did trump in fact shit himself?

I believe the photograph to be falsified as Trumps plumbing is the gold standard. To have a Trump colon would be wonderful.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump has good bowels? ()
Date: September 09, 2018 01:47PM

his facial expression inicates otherwise....

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump has good bowels? ()
Date: September 09, 2018 01:47PM

his facial expression inicates otherwise....

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 02:33PM

trump has good bowels? Wrote:
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> his facial expression inicates otherwise....


The very best bowels ever!

Heck I want to swap out my innards for his.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: not sure about trump's bowels ()
Date: September 09, 2018 03:02PM

release the medical records!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 03:19PM

not sure about trump's bowels Wrote:
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> release the medical records!


His navy doctor said it best, excellent shape all around.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: kind of fat..... ()
Date: September 09, 2018 04:22PM

Is there any link between obesity and bowel problems? Not that trump is obese, or anything like that, but he is a little chunky, and notoriously averse to any exercise. This could spell bowel trouble.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: bbbbbbbt ()
Date: September 09, 2018 04:25PM

kind of fat..... Wrote:
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> Is there any link between obesity and bowel
> problems? Not that trump is obese, or anything
> like that, but he is a little chunky, and
> notoriously averse to any exercise. This could
> spell bowel trouble.


Trump is the most healthy president ever. Several Dr.s have stated this scientific fact. He is certainly not obese as the tv adds about 95lbs.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: but he shit his pants..... ()
Date: September 09, 2018 04:30PM

That's not healthy.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: maybe he slipped? ()
Date: September 10, 2018 01:14AM

and landed in dog shit?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Doggie Doo Ain’t For You ()
Date: September 10, 2018 07:23AM

maybe he slipped? Wrote:
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> and landed in dog shit?


Trump is dog shit.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: no, but i wonder.... ()
Date: September 10, 2018 03:17PM

Do they let dogs run free at the mar o lago gold course? I don't think trump even likes dogs.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: I think he has bad bowels ()
Date: September 10, 2018 09:58PM

Thsi is good from a political standpoint. Folks with bad bowels will find him more relatable. The rest of us of course feel sympathy. He never complains, becuase a man like Donald Trump is too proud ever to complain of poor health.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: He eats too much fast food ()
Date: September 11, 2018 12:49AM

I think he has bad bowels Wrote:
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> Thsi is good from a political standpoint. Folks
> with bad bowels will find him more relatable. The
> rest of us of course feel sympathy. He never
> complains, becuase a man like Donald Trump is too
> proud ever to complain of poor health.


No sympathy for his bowels when he shovels that much fast food down his pie hole.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: many of us eat fast food ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:04AM

it doesn't mean we deserve to shit our pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: this is just gross ()
Date: September 11, 2018 12:42PM

President McPoopy Pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: President Shitstain ()
Date: September 11, 2018 03:58PM

just what we need

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: feel for his kids ()
Date: September 11, 2018 04:15PM

Trump is in La La land - he is to dim to be really worried. Ill bet his kids are worried though.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 11, 2018 04:19PM

feel for his kids Wrote:
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> Trump is in La La land - he is to dim to be really
> worried. Ill bet his kids are worried though.

His rugrats are fine. And you know what his bowels are too. I talked with my rugrats, and they say this is photograph shopped. A false computer program.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Spinning Signs 4 Beerz ()
Date: September 11, 2018 04:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> feel for his kids Wrote:
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> > Trump is in La La land - he is to dim to be
> really
> > worried. Ill bet his kids are worried though.
>
> His rugrats are fine. And you know what his bowels
> are too. I talked with my rugrats, and they say
> this is photograph shopped. A false computer
> program.

Trump is superior - he mocks the boweltrodden and any others with disabilities or who has served in combat.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: so it's fake news? ()
Date: September 11, 2018 04:42PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> feel for his kids Wrote:
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> > Trump is in La La land - he is to dim to be
> really
> > worried. Ill bet his kids are worried though.
>
> His rugrats are fine. And you know what his bowels
> are too. I talked with my rugrats, and they say
> this is photograph shopped. A false computer
> program.



That's a relief!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 11, 2018 08:32PM

Spinning Signs 4 Beerz Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > feel for his kids Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Trump is in La La land - he is to dim to be
> > really
> > > worried. Ill bet his kids are worried
> though.
> >
> > His rugrats are fine. And you know what his
> bowels
> > are too. I talked with my rugrats, and they say
> > this is photograph shopped. A false computer
> > program.
>
> Trump is superior - he mocks the boweltrodden and
> any others with disabilities or who has served in
> combat.


He could be but he's earned bowel buddy status for his work on lowering drug prices. Plus he's white and sane unlike the idiotic Kenyan who held office illegally before him.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:31PM

Fake news! Everyone knows presidents don't shit

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: food poisoning ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:40PM

Apparently, his golf resort has had issues w/ cleanliness. Perjhpas a touch of norovirus...

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: its'happened more than once ()
Date: September 12, 2018 10:29AM

At the innauguration - that footage where donald snapped at melania - she wa shwispering that he'd crapped himself, and he was telling her to stfu.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 12, 2018 01:05PM

its'happened more than once Wrote:
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> At the innauguration - that footage where donald
> snapped at melania - she wa shwispering that he'd
> crapped himself, and he was telling her to stfu.


Just when Gerry can't get more stupid, he does!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: George HW ()
Date: September 12, 2018 01:37PM

What’s the big deal? When I worked for Ronnie he used to leave wet farts all the time right there in the Oval Office. I never did , but now am suffering from incontinence and not in control of my bowels. My secret service guys always whistle Hail to the chief when I leave a loud one

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: ruminating on this thread ()
Date: September 12, 2018 01:40PM

If this thread says anything is that it is easier to align oneself with Trump when one is obsessed with poop.


Kind of makes sense given everything,,,

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: it's not gerry ()
Date: September 12, 2018 02:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> its'happened more than once Wrote:
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> > At the innauguration - that footage where
> donald
> > snapped at melania - she wa shwispering that
> he'd
> > crapped himself, and he was telling her to
> stfu.
>
>
> Just when Gerry can't get more stupid, he does!


He never comments in poop threads.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry's mere presence ()
Date: September 12, 2018 03:05PM

it's not gerry Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > its'happened more than once Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > At the innauguration - that footage where
> > donald
> > > snapped at melania - she wa shwispering that
> > he'd
> > > crapped himself, and he was telling her to
> > stfu.
> >
> >
> > Just when Gerry can't get more stupid, he does!
>
>
> He never comments in poop threads.

Actually, Gerry turns every thread into a poop thread...

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: OK, that's true enough ()
Date: September 12, 2018 03:19PM

And I have to concede, gerry did in fact post within this thread. But every post is not gerry.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Probably doesn't need to be said ()
Date: September 12, 2018 03:28PM

OK, that's true enough Wrote:
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> And I have to concede, gerry did in fact post
> within this thread. But every post is not gerry.


All threads do get shittier once he posts.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: back to trump's little 'accident ()
Date: September 12, 2018 04:14PM

Is it possible he shits himself on purpose when he is feeling petulant?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: is that really meade? ()
Date: September 13, 2018 08:03AM

better late than never Wrote:
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> Local Vocal Local Meade Skelton's shit stain is
> larger still,,

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump will not be impeached ()
Date: September 15, 2018 03:27PM

he will resign.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: meade should write a song ()
Date: September 16, 2018 07:29PM

about bowels and bowel mishaps.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Trump Crime Family ()
Date: September 16, 2018 07:39PM

Trump is too stupid to realize he will go to prison and drag half his family with him.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: All of Meade's songs ()
Date: September 16, 2018 07:43PM

meade should write a song Wrote:
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> about bowels and bowel mishaps.


All of Meade's songs are about bowels and bowel mishaps...If you know how to listen correctly...

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: he does talk of bad bowels ()
Date: September 16, 2018 08:03PM

But he has never sung about his 60 minute shits. Probably composed a few of his songs on the crapper, but never sang ABOUT the crapper.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 16, 2018 08:04PM

As our resident bowel expert, and consulting with the rugrats, this photograph was altered via a computer. His bowels are top notch. I want Trump like bowels. They are the very best!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: ok, you are the expert ()
Date: September 16, 2018 09:08PM

With over 4000 (literal) shit posts, you are the undisputed authority on shit, toilets, and bowels.

But I would submit that, even psosessed of the world's best bowels, Pres Trump could still remain susceptible to a bout with, say, nororvirus. Perhaps he had a touch of food poisoning when he sharted in his golf pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 17, 2018 04:38AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As our resident bowel expert, and consulting with
> the rugrats, this photograph was altered via a
> computer. His bowels are top notch. I want Trump
> like bowels. They are the very best!

Fake news.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 17, 2018 07:32AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > As our resident bowel expert, and consulting
> with
> > the rugrats, this photograph was altered via a
> > computer. His bowels are top notch. I want
> Trump
> > like bowels. They are the very best!
>
> Fake news.


How's our resident goat lover doing?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: this has nothing to do with goat ()
Date: September 17, 2018 01:54PM

This is about trump sharting

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: apparently, photo is real ()
Date: September 17, 2018 10:37PM

But President Trump did NOT shit himself. He slipped in the wet grass, and landed on his ass. What you are seeing is a grass stain, and most assuredly not poop. OK? So trump did not shit himself, or at least not on this occasion.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump bump ()
Date: September 18, 2018 03:34PM

This is a major scandal - shitgate

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: this forum is dead ()
Date: September 25, 2018 10:59PM

so I'm bumping this thread

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 26, 2018 01:30AM

Again? Someone get that man an adult diaper. At the U.N. too? The whole world was laughing? Oh how embarrassing.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: This doesn't make sense ()
Date: September 26, 2018 01:35AM

apparently, photo is real Wrote:
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> But President Trump did NOT shit himself. He
> slipped in the wet grass, and landed on his ass.
> What you are seeing is a grass stain, and most
> assuredly not poop. OK? So trump did not shit
> himself, or at least not on this occasion.

Anyone has ever slipped in mud knows it doesn't create a perfectly centered stain symmetrical around the ass crack...

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: no, but what if he slipped? ()
Date: September 26, 2018 01:43AM

what if Donald slipped on a piece of dogshit, and his foot went shooting forward, and he landed on his ass, right in the shit?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 26, 2018 01:49AM

I guess its plausible but highly improbable. That looks like he shit himself.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Look at it ()
Date: September 26, 2018 01:50AM

no, but what if he slipped? Wrote:
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> what if Donald slipped on a piece of dogshit, and
> his foot went shooting forward, and he landed on
> his ass, right in the shit?


It is a symmetrical stain centered around his asscrack...AND NOWHERE ELSE. There might be a slim possibility that he by slipping, I suppose. if all the stars aligned...
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: OK, so he shit himself ()
Date: September 26, 2018 02:16AM

Aren't we making it worse be teasing him about it?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 26, 2018 07:39AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Again? Someone get that man an adult diaper. At
> the U.N. too? The whole world was laughing? Oh
> how embarrassing.

Laughing. Look in the DSM goat. Laughter is quite often a fear based approach or to try to intimidate. He didn't cower like you did.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: it could be worse ()
Date: October 27, 2018 03:55AM

at least it's not dripping down his trouser legs. This was a minor dump - a bad salad getting blown out, perhaps. Maybe a salad from the Mar O Lago club, which apparently isn't entirely up to code. But in any case, he didn't shit himself that badly. It's more of a shart.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: are we sure it's shit? ()
Date: October 30, 2018 03:49PM

maybe he slipped - the grass looks wet.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Dilation occurs ()
Date: October 30, 2018 03:56PM

results of Milania going ass to mouth with her oversized purple dildo on Dirty Donnie. Dilation occurs

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: October 30, 2018 08:54PM

Worth a thousand words
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: They loved it ()
Date: October 30, 2018 09:12PM

Trump shit his pants!
Too funny
But no worries trumptards licked it clean

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2. ()
Date: October 30, 2018 09:29PM

Trump shitter. Wrote:
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> So gross...

That’s how Ravi looks all the time, especially after he gets a good goat fucking.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: is trump incontinent? ()
Date: October 30, 2018 09:51PM

I vote 'Yes'.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: just food poisoning ()
Date: November 04, 2018 01:57AM

Ate some bad seafood at the Mar O Lago resort (seriously, the place apparently does have health violations).

But at least he's not chronically incontinent like Hillary!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: may we now resolve shitgate? ()
Date: November 07, 2018 11:44PM

Look, now that all the partisan election bickering is over, can we please, please, please get to the bottom of this? It's indisputably ckear that trump has SOME sort of a mishap. Maybe he shit himself, maybe he slipped and landed in shit, maybe pence tossed a pice of dog shit at his ass in jest.

What exactly happened? When, and why?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 07, 2018 11:46PM

This will be investigated as well. The president can't go around shitting himself.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: OK, good. ()
Date: November 07, 2018 11:54PM

And if he is indeed incontinent, I hope in future he wears his Dependz. I am fine with a president who has bowel problems, as long as he attends to them in a responsible, mature fashion.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: let's clear this up! ()
Date: November 10, 2018 09:53PM

At this point, I think we can settle this with a simple vote.

Did trump shit himself?

I vote 'Yes'.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerryarchiverer2 ()
Date: November 10, 2018 10:45PM

let's clear this up! Wrote:
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> At this point, I think we can settle this with a
> simple vote.
>
> Did trump shit himself?
>
> I vote 'Yes'.

Archived.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: archived what? ()
Date: November 10, 2018 10:50PM

the thread or trump's diarrhea?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: maybe wear darker pants? ()
Date: November 11, 2018 03:53PM

The the shitstains wouldn't show up....

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: he shits when it rains ()
Date: November 12, 2018 01:51PM

Weird psychological reaction. This is why he couldn't attend the memorial service - he didn't want to dishonor the dead soldiers by crapping himself. Trump is a very honorable and respectful man,

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerryarchiverer2 ()
Date: November 12, 2018 02:03PM

he shits when it rains Wrote:
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> Weird psychological reaction. This is why he
> couldn't attend the memorial service - he didn't
> want to dishonor the dead soldiers by crapping
> himself. Trump is a very honorable and respectful
> man,

Archived.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump is such a wimp ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:05PM

It's pretty bad when the French call you a sissy!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerryarchiverer2 ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:05PM

trump is such a wimp Wrote:
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> It's pretty bad when the French call you a sissy!

Archived.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: it's quite a shitstain ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:12PM

poor donald - what an embarassing photo!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerryarchiverer2 ()
Date: November 12, 2018 05:13PM

it's quite a shitstain Wrote:
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> poor donald - what an embarassing photo!

Archived.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: man! that is nasty! ()
Date: November 12, 2018 10:33PM

Poor Trump!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: needs adult dependz ()
Date: November 15, 2018 12:10AM

Really fucking gross. Stiil, disrespectful of the photographer to take that pic.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 15, 2018 02:47AM

Again? When will this end. Its a national nightmare.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 15, 2018 07:49AM

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: a president who shits himself! ()
Date: November 15, 2018 08:32PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Again? When will this end. Its a national
> nightmare.


Apparently melania threw a fit when the Air Force One staff forgot to stock up on Adult Dependz.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Let me FIFY ()
Date: November 15, 2018 08:35PM

a president who shits himself! Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again? When will this end. Its a national
> > nightmare.
>
>
> Apparently I threw a fit when the Air Force when my mom forgot to stock up on > Adult Dependz.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: OK, that didn't make any sense ()
Date: November 15, 2018 08:38PM

Let me FIFY Wrote:
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> a president who shits himself! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Again? When will this end. Its a national
> > > nightmare.
> >
> >
> > Apparently I threw a fit when the Air Force when
> my mom forgot to stock up on > Adult Dependz.


Take a deep breath. Calm down. Compose a COHERENT sentence. You can do it. Even trumptardz can write grammatically correct sentences when they put their hearts into it.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: yep! that's shit all right! ()
Date: November 15, 2018 11:36PM

Wonder if he had to toss those trousers?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrytarded2 ()
Date: November 16, 2018 12:55AM

OK, that didn't make any sense Wrote:
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> Let me FIFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a president who shits himself! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Again? When will this end. Its a national
> > > > nightmare.
> > >
> > >
> > > Apparently I threw a fit when the Air Force
> when
> > my mom forgot to stock up on > Adult Dependz.
>
>
> Take a deep breath. Calm down. Compose a COHERENT
> sentence. You can do it. Even trumptardz can write
> grammatically correct sentences when they put
> their hearts into it.

So what’s Gerry's problem with writing coherent sentences? My guess is that he is an uneducated shitstain refugee retard. Yours?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: I don't need an excuse ()
Date: November 16, 2018 01:21AM

Gerrytarded2 Wrote:
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>
> So what’s Gerry's problem with writing coherent
> sentences? My guess is that he is an uneducated
> shitstain refugee retard. Yours?


I compose coherent sentences.

What's your excuse? Home schooling? (yeah... you walked right into that one.)

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: this apparently happens often ()
Date: November 16, 2018 08:12PM

man has bowel problems

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: big greenish-brown smear ()
Date: November 17, 2018 07:52AM

bet it smelled like shit!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trumptard bump ()
Date: November 17, 2018 01:43PM

trumptardz!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: why trump shat himself ()
Date: November 18, 2018 05:44PM

Said the wrong thing to a retired admiral/navy seal, then belatedly realized he had just said the wrong thing to a retired admiral/navy seal.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: kkngv ()
Date: November 18, 2018 09:48PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising"



all the shit posts, fecal matter posts, dead bodies: all suspected to be gerrymanderer2

who cary warned to stay off FFU for illegal uploads

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: u6y5red ()
Date: November 18, 2018 09:49PM

all the shit posts, fecal matter posts, dead bodies: all suspected to be gerrymanderer2

ALL ARE ATTEMPTS TO DEMORALIZE TROOPS AND FFU POSTERS TO DISBAN

for that end: we would suspect a chinese prisoner in china threatened to demoralize USA daily or he doesn't get fed

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: oh, for fuck sake. just admit it ()
Date: November 19, 2018 03:52PM

Trump shit his pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: it turns out this is true ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:56PM

It happens occasionally. Not a lot, but when he's agitated (say when his golf game isn't going well), the President does in fact sometimes lose bowel control.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: gerry again? ()
Date: November 19, 2018 11:28PM

u6y5red Wrote:
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> all the shit posts, fecal matter posts, dead
> bodies: all suspected to be gerrymanderer2
>
> ALL ARE ATTEMPTS TO DEMORALIZE TROOPS AND FFU
> POSTERS TO DISBAN
>
> for that end: we would suspect a chinese prisoner
> in china threatened to demoralize USA daily or he
> doesn't get fed


Geery is not the only one concerned about trump shitting his pants.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Obvious Gerry Sock Puppet ()
Date: November 20, 2018 12:50AM

gerry again? Wrote:
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> u6y5red Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > all the shit posts, fecal matter posts, dead
> > bodies: all suspected to be gerrymanderer2
> >
> > ALL ARE ATTEMPTS TO DEMORALIZE TROOPS AND FFU
> > POSTERS TO DISBAN
> >
> > for that end: we would suspect a chinese
> prisoner
> > in china threatened to demoralize USA daily or
> he
> > doesn't get fed
>
>
> Geery is not the only one concerned about trump
> shitting his pants.

No it’s just you Gerry. Hillary doing the kickin chicken before being tossed in the van was much more concerning.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry Loves Shit ()
Date: November 20, 2018 01:06AM

It reminds him of his mother’s and his own smell. Dude has a totally sick shit fetish.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: no, we are all concerned ()
Date: November 20, 2018 03:40PM

It's disgusting to have a president waddling around with a shitstain on his golf trousers.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2. ()
Date: November 20, 2018 05:11PM

no, we are all concerned Wrote:
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> It's disgusting to have a president waddling
> around with a shitstain on his golf trousers.

Gerry was on his golf trousers!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: still in all, he shat himself ()
Date: November 20, 2018 05:33PM

not good...not good......

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump ruined golf! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:42PM

how can I enjoy golf with that vision of a fat old man waddling around the course n shit-filled trousers?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Therapy ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:49PM

trump ruined golf! Wrote:
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> how can I enjoy golf with that vision of a fat old
> man waddling around the course n shit-filled
> trousers?

Maybe find a safe place and get some therapy for your TDS.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: fuck off- trump ruined therapy! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:50PM

seriously

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Trump Ruined You ()
Date: November 21, 2018 05:59PM

fuck off- trump ruined therapy! Wrote:
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> seriously

^ Too fat gone into insanity. Needs to be institutionalized.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww...... ()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:15PM

gross!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: maybe he didn't shit himself ()
Date: November 26, 2018 08:23PM

Is it possible he just took a particularly messy dump, and doesn't like to wipe?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: How is that any better? ()
Date: November 26, 2018 08:27PM

maybe he didn't shit himself Wrote:
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> Is it possible he just took a particularly messy
> dump, and doesn't like to wipe?



That is actually worse. Some physiological distress is going to happen to all of us if we become as Gerryatric as Trump (or Hilliary or 75%of all people in Washington)...but to not wipe shows either stupidity or senility.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: but at least his bowels are OK ()
Date: November 26, 2018 08:45PM

I just think trump feel that he is too important to wipe his ass.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: November 26, 2018 11:24PM

but at least his bowels are OK Wrote:
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> I just think trump feel that he is too important
> to wipe his ass.

It is well known that Trump's shit doesn't stink.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: may not even be shit ()
Date: November 26, 2018 11:42PM

maybe barron left a bowl of chocolate ice cream on donald's chair. (on purpose? through absent mindedness? who knows?) Trump sat in it and didn't even notice. (mind on other things) Nobody has the guts to say anything to trump.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: melania's cooking.. ()
Date: November 28, 2018 11:45PM

her cabbage rolls would give anyone the shits.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: since we're talking about poop ()
Date: November 29, 2018 01:18AM

bump

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 01:41AM

Did someone say poop? I love dirty man ass and poop. Hit me up fellow Libtard faggots!!
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: wasn't gonna bump this again ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:41PM

But the forum trumptard asked for it....

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:44PM

wasn't gonna bump this again Wrote:
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> But the forum trumptard asked for it....
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:47PM

wasn't gonna bump this again Wrote:
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> But the forum trumptard asked for it......
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Oh FFS. ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:52PM

The fucking forum trumptard is back. Maybe it IS miz, after all.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:53PM

Oh FFS. Wrote:
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> The fucking forum trumptard is back. Maybe it IS
> miz, after all.
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: trump ruined cross dressing! ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:56PM

And he ruined the forum trumptard! Guy's a manic mess!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:58PM

trump ruined cross dressing! Wrote:
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> And he ruined the forum trumptard! Guy's a manic
> mess!

Not for Gerry/me!
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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: why can't one trumptard answer?! ()
Date: December 01, 2018 05:13AM

Did trump shit hinself and why? These are simple questions.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: This is getting really old..... ()
Date: December 01, 2018 10:30PM

Why can't trumptards explain the shit stain on trump's ass?

America deserves anwers.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Something in her tone ()
Date: December 01, 2018 10:40PM


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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: what did he eat? ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:54PM

I've heard sometimes Pence slips Ex-Lax into his food.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: oh, imagine the stench! ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:42AM

And everyone too polite or scared to complain. I bet trump walked aorund for the next three hours with shit oozing out of his trousers.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: It Would Be ()
Date: December 04, 2018 01:14AM

oh, imagine the stench! Wrote:
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> And everyone too polite or scared to complain. I
> bet trump walked aorund for the next three hours
> with shit oozing out of his trousers.

Like going to Gerry’s house for 30 seconds.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: no, G2 smells more like curry ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:29PM

curry isn't quite as bad as excrement. not quite, anyhow

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:21PM

no, G2 smells more like curry Wrote:
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> curry isn't quite as bad as excrement. not quite,
> anyhow

Trump's shit doesn't stink

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: yep! trump doesn't take a dump ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:30PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> no, G2 smells more like curry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > curry isn't quite as bad as excrement. not
> quite,
> > anyhow
>
> Trump's shit doesn't stink

he takes a trump!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry Fucks Goats ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:30PM

no, G2 smells more like curry Wrote:
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> curry isn't quite as bad as excrement. not quite,
> anyhow

It must have gone over your head, Gerry never bathes like the cave dweller he was born as. Therefore he smells like a combination of excrement, curry and BO.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: 'over my head'? ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:40PM

This from a troll whose repertoire consists exclusively of goatfucking jokes.

Cna't you throw in a donkey fucking joke, or something with a camel?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry Fucks Goats ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:51PM

'over my head'? Wrote:
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> This from a troll whose repertoire consists
> exclusively of goatfucking jokes.
>
> Cna't you throw in a donkey fucking joke, or
> something with a camel?

If you knew how to read you would see I didn’t make a goat joke in my response. You mad Gerry?

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: reading comp for trumtpardz ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:56PM

You said 'Gerry Fucks Goats'. Not saying it's wrong, but it is a remark about fucking goats.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Gerry Fucks Goats ()
Date: December 04, 2018 11:02PM

reading comp for trumtpardz Wrote:
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> You said 'Gerry Fucks Goats'. Not saying it's
> wrong, but it is a remark about fucking goats.

That is a fact that’s been known for years, not a joke. You must be new here.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: that's why trump shit himself ()
Date: December 04, 2018 11:17PM

He was on the golf course, grousing about gerry, and one his aides pointed out 'You know, gerry fucks goat'. Trump laughed so hard he momentarily lost bowel control. Only momentarily, which is why the amount of shit is rather small.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: I think it's just a shart ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:07PM

i notice that now he always wears dark trousers when golfing.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: Libtard Faggots ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:09PM

I think it's just a shart Wrote:
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> i notice that now he always wears dark trousers
> when golfing.

Only faggots notice another man’s outfits.

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: presidential fashions ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:38PM

Actually, everyone notices, unless they are a trumptard slob who doesn't even own what could properly be referred to as a 'wardrobe'.

But nice try!

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: heard frm his stock broker ()
Date: December 08, 2018 12:44AM

and his bowels went liquid

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: cohen going to prison ()
Date: December 12, 2018 12:38PM

lots of trumtpardz shitting

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Re: Trump shit his pants...lol
Posted by: click if trump shit himself ()
Date: December 12, 2018 08:20PM

I am not gerry, nor am I in any way affiliated with gerry

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