Hammered? the hell with that! I like to get shit faced!
Here's me at a hammerin' party last night, my boys tell me there was some dick in ass action going on when they took this pic, but i was too drunk to be paying attention to that! I was hammered as all shit!
i mean i was getting dick hammered as all shit!
no... wait, i mean i was shit faced with a dick in my ass! yeah bro!