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My fruitcakes arrived yesterday, and when I unpacked them, some of the goo got on my fingers. I licked it off and my eyes rolled back in my head. I am going to try and let them mature before devouring them, but it won’t be easy.
"I received one out of two. The guys must know about my willpower and want me to pace myself. My fruit cake was packed later on in the process when they were getting tired. The cake was in the pan upside down."
Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> Tennesee Tea Baggin tonight! Wrote:
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> > Tennessee Tea Bag game tonight at Tysons II
> Brown
> > is bringing cheese cloth. We will start on the
> > second floor furniture stores on the Borders
> end
> > of the mall.
>
> Great! Mark me off the RSVP list. Has anybody told
> peek? He usually attends as the chief tea taster.
> Perhaps after our nightly O’Meara fantasy
> masterbatory session we can both meet up there.
Its "Tennessee Tea Stains" social and we had a great turnout! We got through about a dozen white couches and easy chairs and 3 stores before the guards caught up to us and threw us out. Great time and Brown brought one of those pressurized water sprayers for clean up in the parking lot after. Little cold but enough to sit on towels for the ride home and bleach wash of trousers.
We just dumped the filled cheesecloth diapers in the bin in the lots. Again thanks for a great time BIBs!!!
$40 for this???? Wrote:
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> I would ask for a refund!
I have never been a huge fan of fruitcake, but I do not hate it either. I think this one actually looks like it would be pretty good. Sure it looks like shit because of the complete disaster of a container it is in (foil tins? give me a fucking break.) but if it were on a proper desert tray with nice garnishes it would look completely different. Don't know if I would pay $40 for it, but if it were sitting out at a family gathering I would take a piece.
take it or leave it Wrote:
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> $40 for this???? Wrote:
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> > I would ask for a refund!
>
> I have never been a huge fan of fruitcake, but I
> do not hate it either. I think this one actually
> looks like it would be pretty good. Sure it looks
> like shit because of the complete disaster of a
> container it is in (foil tins? give me a fucking
> break.) but if it were on a proper desert tray
> with nice garnishes it would look completely
> different. Don't know if I would pay $40 for it,
> but if it were sitting out at a family gathering I
> would take a piece.
SDM is counting.... 126 arrived so far. Based on his ratios and some getting 2-3 of not posting.
100 40 4000
50 60 3000
25 100 2500
9500
Maybe $12K most, announced. Fees, ingredients, packaging, shipping, ect if doubled is $24K gross. Not net. Looking at those pics, who will do it again. Sounds like a Rhonic kind of small T shirts in the Attic to me.
filled cheesecloth diapers Wrote:
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> Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> > Tennesee Tea Baggin tonight! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennessee Tea Bag game tonight at Tysons II
> > Brown
> > > is bringing cheese cloth. We will start on
> the
> > > second floor furniture stores on the Borders
> > end
> > > of the mall.
> >
> > Great! Mark me off the RSVP list. Has anybody
> told
> > peek? He usually attends as the chief tea
> taster.
> > Perhaps after our nightly O’Meara fantasy
> > masterbatory session we can both meet up there.
>
>
> Its "Tennessee Tea Stains" social and we had a
> great turnout! We got through about a dozen white
> couches and easy chairs and 3 stores before the
> guards caught up to us and threw us out. Great
> time and Brown brought one of those pressurized
> water sprayers for clean up in the parking lot
> after. Little cold but enough to sit on towels
> for the ride home and bleach wash of trousers.
>
> We just dumped the filled cheesecloth diapers in
> the bin in the lots. Again thanks for a great
> time BIBs!!!
filled cheesecloth diapers Wrote:
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> Jen Ettix Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Tennesee Tea Baggin tonight! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennessee Tea Bag game tonight at Tysons II
> > Brown
> > > is bringing cheese cloth. We will start on
> the
> > > second floor furniture stores on the Borders
> > end
> > > of the mall.
> >
> > Great! Mark me off the RSVP list. Has anybody
> told
> > peek? He usually attends as the chief tea
> taster.
> > Perhaps after our nightly O’Meara fantasy
> > masterbatory session we can both meet up there.
>
>
> Its "Tennessee Tea Stains" social and we had a
> great turnout! We got through about a dozen white
> couches and easy chairs and 3 stores before the
> guards caught up to us and threw us out. Great
> time and Brown brought one of those pressurized
> water sprayers for clean up in the parking lot
> after. Little cold but enough to sit on towels
> for the ride home and bleach wash of trousers.
>
> We just dumped the filled cheesecloth diapers in
> the bin in the lots. Again thanks for a great
> time BIBs!!!
Cheese cloth diapers - isnt that like a screen door in a submarine?
Has anything good happened lately? Mike sniping at Robb for why his wife doesn’t want to associate with those losers and Robb predictably scared to upset either of his masters was good. Did they follow up any with that?
Based on SDM's fruitcake count; Assume 50% paid 40, 25% paid 60 or 100, they grossed 12,000. If you just do quick addition for two days kitchen rental, materials for packaging and shipping, assume $5 for the recipe (Tiny but high end) they spent $4000-6000 excluding labor which is #1 cost in most production. All estimates were low. So, for all that free work, training, hassle, and headaches they made about $6000 so Mike could sit on his fat ass in FLA or go golfing? That is not worth what Oscar paid for the MBA. A lemon-aid stand could do that in the summer in front of the studio.
Do The Math Wrote:
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> Based on SDM's fruitcake count; Assume 50% paid
> 40, 25% paid 60 or 100, they grossed 12,000. If
> you just do quick addition for two days kitchen
> rental, materials for packaging and shipping,
> assume $5 for the recipe (Tiny but high end) they
> spent $4000-6000 excluding labor which is #1 cost
> in most production. All estimates were low. So,
> for all that free work, training, hassle, and
> headaches they made about $6000 so Mike could sit
> on his fat ass in FLA or go golfing? That is not
> worth what Oscar paid for the MBA. A lemon-aid
> stand could do that in the summer in front of the
> studio.
Wow, you sure do sound obsessed over these fruitcakes. Someone’s obviously jealous of Mike’s success.
Success? Two failed marriages/A Step dad raised his girls/biggest love is his son now/failed restaurant/ Living in a retirement community with a bimbo and a 5 year old son in FLA/Family Maine house is off limits because he is a dick/The one he bough is in the middle of nowhere/Two leaches living off what Don created for you/two hip replacements/asking for a gambling $ tip jar in Vegas/Listeners paying for a masters trip/acting like a liberal and saying the "Beach was getting blacker"....
Don't forget Kappy! Is she still underwriting the show to the tune of like 100k? She was absent from Vegas yes?
You forgot he sold the Manassas house for less than he paid I think...
I'm just checking over the pic of the Klubtardette's fruitcake. Christ that's a fucking candy bar for 40 dollars! I mean I feel sorry for her. That's embarrassing.
To hear them tell it they wore their asses out "hauling" these into the office!
Do the Math = LOL! Wrote:
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> Success? Two failed marriages/A Step dad raised
> his girls/biggest love is his son now/failed
> restaurant/ Living in a retirement community with
> a bimbo and a 5 year old son in FLA/Family Maine
> house is off limits because he is a dick/The one
> he bough is in the middle of nowhere/Two leaches
> living off what Don created for you/two hip
> replacements/asking for a gambling $ tip jar in
> Vegas/Listeners paying for a masters trip/acting
> like a liberal and saying the "Beach was getting
> blacker"....
>
> Anyone else?
Wow, you know every detail of his life too? Obviously obsessed. I hope Mike is taking proper precautions for nutcases like you stalking him.
Jennifer Lopez Wrote:
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> Boooooooooring Wrote:
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> > Wow, you sure do sound obsessed over these
> > fruitcakes.
>
>
> Yeah, leave Mike, Blob(b) and Oscar alone!
>
> But then again, why would a fan call them such a
> horrible name?
peekza Wrote:
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> Boad guy 7865 Wrote:
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> > Losing Kappy and Amazon same year = Get cooking
> > fatso
>
>
> I think Kappy bailed a while ago, it's been years
> since she turned up at/for a show
When did she stop getting mentioned as the sponsor for the pretend radio studio?
Also very unlike fat mike to let a partnership end without bitching and being catty and attacking the other person. Much like he’s afraid to talk about Don for fear of messing with someone more rich/powerful no shock omeara hasn’t the balls to talk shit on the kappy klux klan.
But if you are in a lesser state then him and go your own way (buzz) he will swipe and hold an open grudge forever
fuck OFF peekza Wrote:
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> TMOS is the stupidest. thread. ever.
Cary showed me a while back that 99% of this entire thread is the same dude talking to himself and posting over and over again just to keep bumping it.