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Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 12:25AM

I have been relaxing this evening, and thought I would say thanks to you in Haiku form.

Thank you, Sir Tuttle
For the Thelonious Monk
It makes me happy

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: SmoothJazz ()
Date: January 15, 2010 12:29AM

Nothin' like a little "bebop" to relax the evening away to.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 12:37AM

Hair hides eyes from sight.
Blood-stained shirt of my sorrows
A wonderful life.

Black void of my heart.
Our anniversery today.
I sparked this madness

Tonight I shall cut
I got into death metal
Darkness consumes me


Emo-Kids.jpgemo-cow.jpeg

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 12:39AM

I love hairy cows. That last picture is cute. :o)

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 12:39AM

Melissa Wrote:
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> I love hairy cows.


Is that a sexual innuendo? ;-)

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:02AM

I love sexual innuendos.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:07AM

Melissa Wrote:
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> I love sexual innuendos.


Well then.....eat my hostess cake and you'll get the cream filling.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: °HowAbout° ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:11AM

You mean you love stuff like this?

Hey Melissa. Are you into tossing salad, or getting your salad tossed?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:15AM

Don't you have anything better than that?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:18AM

That's weak, too.

I love a good tossed salad with cucumbers, BUT please hold the tomatoes.

Har har har. I amuse me.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 01:30AM

Melissa Wrote:
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> Don't you have anything better than that?

Whatever thunderpussy. Let's hear what you've got.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: im in <3 w/ myself ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:41AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Melissa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't you have anything better than that?
>
> Whatever thunderpussy. Let's hear what you've got.



eesh/melissa,

time to get yourself a room!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 08:15AM

Wait, so haiku is OK now? Or is it that haiku is OK as long as it isn't on MySpace?

I'm so confused.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 15, 2010 08:21AM

I don't get haiku

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 08:41AM

Melissa, you've made me blush. You've made such a cyber-spectacle of me...
I feel like someone told the restaurant staff it was my birthday while pretending to go to the bathroom...

Thanks you for the haiku. How did you know that I wanted one!?

Were you able to enjoy Monk with some wine?


Mephisto,
Haiku will never be "OK". It's like being born with flat feet...

bright skies fade to black
behold the awesome power
of thunderpussy




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 08:56AM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 09:40AM

Haiku is a lot of fun, Graymoose! First line is five syllables, second line is 7, last line is five again. It doesn't even have to rhyme.

Dear John Wednesday
Your music is gay and lame
please eat your guitar
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I just wrote a song
about the girls on Craigslist
they gave me the clap
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 09:40AM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: January 15, 2010 09:46AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I don't get haiku


I don't get haiku
girls on MySpace love it though
so I'll write some more

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 10:20AM

The girls on MySpace
did not care for my haiku
I never got laid. :(

Prostitutes are good
but Craigslist is not okay
guess I missed something

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 10:30AM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:16PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The girls on MySpace
> did not care for my haiku
> I never got laid. :(

MySpace girl loved mine
we were going to hook up but
she had a penis. 8===o

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:24PM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The girls on MySpace
> > did not care for my haiku
> > I never got laid. :(
>
> MySpace girl loved mine
> we were going to hook up but
> she had a penis. 8===o

That is depressing...
Was the discovery made
after making out?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:24PM

Congratulations
you are all now just as lame
as me, John Wednesday

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:27PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> FoolSmacker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The girls on MySpace
> > > did not care for my haiku
> > > I never got laid. :(
> >
> > MySpace girl loved mine
> > we were going to hook up but
> > she had a penis. 8===o
>
> That is depressing...
> Was the discovery made
> after making out?

Go to Baltimore
Apparently the hookers
Are really good there.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bwahahaha ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:33PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FoolSmacker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The girls on MySpace
> > > > did not care for my haiku
> > > > I never got laid. :(
> > >
> > > MySpace girl loved mine
> > > we were going to hook up but
> > > she had a penis. 8===o
> >
> > That is depressing...
> > Was the discovery made
> > after making out?
>
> Go to Baltimore
> Apparently the hookers
> Are really good there.


So sayeth, eesh, in a vain attempt to feign heterosexuality!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:44PM

I don't understand...
What does eesh have to do with
our haiku showdown?

bwahahaha Wrote:
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> So sayeth, eesh, in a vain attempt to feign
> heterosexuality!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: got it? ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>Go to Baltimore
>Apparently the hookers
>Are really good there.


eesh gave this advice the other day.



Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I don't understand...
> What does eesh have to do with
> our haiku showdown?
>
> bwahahaha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So sayeth, eesh, in a vain attempt to feign
> > heterosexuality!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:53PM

Baltimore is good
But nowhere near as good as
the Frankfurt hookers

I can hear it now
"Anonymous Mephisto
post in three, two, one..."

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 02:54PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: McBastard ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:57PM

MrMephisto really meant to write:
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> Baltimore is good
> But nowhere near as good as
> hot dogs in my bum

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: e3sh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 02:57PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Baltimore is good
> But nowhere near as good as
> the Frankfurt hookers
>
> I can hear it now
> "Anonymous Mephisto
> post in three, two, one..."


Anonymous Mephisto post in three, two, one...

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: _______________ ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:00PM

e3sh Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Baltimore is good
> > But nowhere near as good as
> > the Frankfurt hookers
> >
> > I can hear it now
> > "Anonymous Mephisto
> > post in three, two, one..."
>
>
> Anonymous Mephisto post in three, two, one...


eesh likes hookers w/ frankfurters!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:02PM

Hot dogs in my bum?
That is unsanitary.
Bums are for pooping.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: McBastard ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:05PM

MrMephisto really meant to write:
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> Hot dogs in my bum?
> The very thought makes me cum.
> Afterwards... a snack!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:07PM

Your haiku is strong
I would be more impressed if
You weren't quite so gay.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Barney Frank ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:10PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Your haiku is strong
> I would be more impressed if
> You weren't quite so gay.


He's a Dem, he can't help it.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 15, 2010 03:16PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Hot dogs in my bum?
> That is unsanitary.
> Bums are for pooping.


not if your name is EJ!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: McBastard ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:31PM

MrMephisto meant to write:
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> Your haiku is strong
> I would be more impressed if
> it was a foot-long.


To which I might add:

Mephisto, nothing
but a fag, yo, likes it on
all fo's. Word, bitch.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:31PM

Hey eesh are you gay
or does your door swing both ways
Oh the confusion

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:32PM

I understand now
I must have missed that advice
...Now I am hungry

got it? Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >Go to Baltimore
> >Apparently the hookers
> >Are really good there.
>
>
> eesh gave this advice the other day.
>

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 15, 2010 03:35PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hey eesh are you gay
> or does your door swing both ways
> Oh the confusion


bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:36PM

McBastard Wrote:
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> MrMephisto meant to write:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your haiku is strong
> > I would be more impressed if
> > it was a foot-long.
>
>
> To which I might add:
>
> Mephisto, nothing
> but a fag, yo, likes it on
> all fo's. Word, bitch.

If you need fillers
to make the syllable count
you've run out of steam.

El Oh El, says I
You've got nothing on me, boy
Try finger painting

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 15, 2010 03:38PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I understand now
> I must have missed that advice
> ...Now I am hungry


...for frankfurters or hookers? Or would you prefer the eesh Bmore combo: hookers w/ frankfurters?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 03:39PM by eesh likes hookers w/ frankfurters!.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:40PM

McBastard Wrote:
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> To which I might add:
>
> Mephisto, nothing
> but a fag, yo, likes it on
> all fo's. Word, bitch.

The last line was short.
It needs one more syllable.
This should even it out...

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:43PM

Don't step to me, son,
or you'll fall to all fours like
those poor minotaurs.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If you need fillers
> to make the syllable count
> you've run out of steam.
>
> El Oh El, says I
> You've got nothing on me, boy
> Try finger painting

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:49PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Don't step to me, son,
> or you'll fall to all fours like
> those poor minotaurs.

LOL

The people at work
asked why I am laughing hard
I should be mopping

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:49PM

Darkness brought admin
Cary spoke eesh not EJ
Stupid troll goes on

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:51PM

It's probably me
Sucking up to all the regs
with my sweet haiku

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:54PM

eesh likes hookers w/ frankfurters! Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I understand now
> > I must have missed that advice
> > ...Now I am hungry
>
>
> ...for frankfurters or hookers? Or would you
> prefer the eesh Bmore combo: hookers w/
> frankfurters?

I ran out of room
I tried working "hot dogs" in...
It just would not fit :(

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 03:56PM

Frankfurt hoes are best
Baltimore close to Fairfax
Only option then

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:01PM

I heard Frankfurt hos
have dicks where their minge should be
I'll stick with Craigslist

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:03PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hey eesh are you gay
> or does your door swing both ways
> Oh the confusion


Alias not male
Middle age female she is
Time to act her age

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: oh snap! ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:07PM

eesh is EJ
and he's def. gay...w/frankfurters
he loves to play

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:08PM

oh snap! Wrote:
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> eesh is EJ
> and he's def. gay...w/frankfurters
> he loves to play

No love for eesh but
You suck real bad at haiku
It's five seven five.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:09PM

eesh been here long time
Cary spoke eesh not EJ
One wonders who then

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: the truf ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> eesh been here long time

since 2006 as ej

> Cary spoke eesh not EJ

im sure ur not willy z either ;o)

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:13PM

person behind eesh
popular screen name once was
put together clues

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: oh snip ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:14PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> oh snap! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh is EJ
> > and he's def. gay...w/frankfurters
> > he loves to play
>
> No love for eesh but
> You suck real bad at haiku
> It's five seven five.


me suck at haiku
like eesh suck the cock
he is a bi sexual faggot
whose just never been caught

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:15PM

oh snip Wrote:
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> me suck at haiku
> like eesh suck the cock
> he is a bi sexual faggot
> whose just never been caught

You're not even trying now. What is that, some sort of half-haiku/half-limerick abomination?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: ej still likes teh cock ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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> person behind eesh
> popular screen name once was
> put together clues


answer= EJ


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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:18PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > MySpace girl loved mine
> > we were going to hook up but
> > she had a penis. 8===o
>
> That is depressing...
> Was the discovery made
> after making out?


Things were going well
had to make a move because
I was feeling nuts

(Just for the record
these haikus are all fiction
never banged a dude.)

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:26PM

eesh another name
Cary spoke eesh not EJ
Name mentioned today

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: quack quack! ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> eesh another name
> Cary spoke eesh not EJ
> Name mentioned today


If it looks like ej and talks like ej....


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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:52PM

Deleted.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 05:01PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 15, 2010 04:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey eesh are you gay
> > or does your door swing both ways
> > Oh the confusion
>
>
> Alias not male
> Middle age female she is
> Time to act her age

Pillar of FU
condemning my behavior
as porn is his wife

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: January 15, 2010 05:16PM

Sorority girl
following me home today
I smell of ding dongs

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: January 15, 2010 06:56PM

My haiku is weak
Not Tuttle and Mephisto
They are the masters

Going to eat ham
And applesauce with sweet corn
With a glass of milk

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:12PM

that was gay meliss
i cant believe that haiku
has blowed up so big

i wanted to eat
fish but i thought i would do
spaghetti instead

i am tired of
using my fingers to count
all the syllables

i may as well do
crossword instead because i
love the tex-mex food

(not in haiku form: the count down has ended for my departure wasn't so splendid)

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: blysters of blood ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:16PM

this bloody blisters sounds like a complete fucking faggot with some sort of emotional disorder

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:27PM

tell me something i
dont already know, what, what
you so not clever

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Gay is as a Gay does.... ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:41PM

Well you got the faggot part right.
Define "emotional disorder"

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:43PM

Troll lurking all day
Waiting for eesh and bloody
Sad life that must be

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 16, 2010 11:47PM

it makes me wonder
what is it that wakes him up
during the day time

if all he can do
is make very unfunny
all the time yo?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 16, 2010 11:57PM

I guess it just takes,
a dullard to this crap.
Like commercial rap.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:00AM

Ha you fucking suck
you cant do haiku worth a
indonesian boy

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 17, 2010 12:11AM

Typo correction:

I guess it just takes,
a dullard to like this crap.
Like commercial rap.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 17, 2010 12:14AM

I GUESS IT JUST TAKES,
A DULLARD TO LIKE THIS CRAP.
LIKE COMMERCIAL RAP.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:21AM

your haikus suck balls
you may as well do something
other than haiku

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Oh yeah... ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:29AM

Haiku is stupid,
you are even dumber bitch.
Go fuck yourself cunt.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:32AM

your insults are proof
that you have been pwned and i
have won the money

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:32AM

Best flame war ever
Such lovely Haiku insults
Now I cut myself

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:34AM

the fact that you like
my insults shows you really
do love me for me

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:36AM

Oh, bloody blisters
Do you know you complete me?
Well, you do. Really.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:39AM

i am flattered by
your compliments mister phisto
but i am taken

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:42AM

I will kill that bitch.
Show me my competition
So I can have you.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: };-p ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:49AM

::PUKE::

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:50AM

isn't she sexy
she make'th my world go round
i'd rather you not.
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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 12:54AM

one is curious
is that a he or a she
blisters goes both ways

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:01AM

i have to admit
i like the men and women
and sometimes kitties

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:11AM

Nothing wrong with that
I myself find this lovely
Rubber and gas mask



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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:19AM

there is something hot
about that i must admit
rubber nuns are hot

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Date: January 17, 2010 01:27AM

What if she has to
take a shit in that tight suit?
A bulge full of poop?

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:27AM

Curious of pic
blisters uploaded up there
This a self portrait

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:31AM

naw fool thats my bitch
she puts out long time for real
i kid you not yo

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:36AM

Would be jealous now
But eesh has a better bitch
Love androgyny




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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:44AM

oh she is sexy
she was my first love until
i found my own bitch

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: •Bulge• ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:50AM

Maybe the bulge is
not poop at all, but instead
a bulge of man junk.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:50AM

Discrepancy here
For blisters spoke of marriage
eesh wonders if true

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:54AM

nothing i say is
true you must not believen
anything i say

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:56AM

Wow, look at how cool
haiku has become on here
That's quite ironic.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:56AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> nothing i say is
> true you must not believen
> anything i say




I concur wholly
Lying demon in last life
Confusion I cause

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2010 01:57AM by eesh.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: Bloody Assholes ()
Date: January 17, 2010 01:59AM

Because he is gay.
Because he was born a fag.
Believe this is true.

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Re: Harry Tuttle
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 17, 2010 02:00AM

one must edit this
i am buying a stairway
to heaven homo

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