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Jewish women?
Posted by: newkidintown ()
Date: July 12, 2018 03:54PM

I have never dated a Jewish woman before but am thinking about asking one out I met recently. They seem to be nice and very sexy! But, I know looks can be deceiving. Any advice would be appreciated, Thanks!
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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: FFXU UBER ALLES ()
Date: July 12, 2018 05:55PM

If your sister married a Jew-that will make you sauerkraut.
If your son married a Jew-that will make you bratwurst.
If your mother married a Jew-that will make you soap.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Crgxn ()
Date: July 12, 2018 06:29PM

I was in your same situation and asked a similar question on here about two years ago. I cannot find the thread, but basically what I was told was dating one can be absolute bliss as Jew women can be crazed sex demons, but if you settle down with one, they won’t put out ever again onced they’ve popped out about two crib monsters. Be prepared too to get heckled over the minutiae of life. You’ll probably be expected to partake in all Jewish religious observances at minimum.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: fathersarduchy ()
Date: July 12, 2018 06:44PM

Go Catholic dude, Catholic women love to drink and Fuck!!

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Frank Zappa ()
Date: July 12, 2018 06:52PM

Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Did you know ()
Date: July 12, 2018 07:00PM

newkidintown Wrote:
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> I have never dated a Jewish woman before but am
> thinking about asking one out I met recently. They
> seem to be nice and very sexy! But, I know looks
> can be deceiving. Any advice would be appreciated,
> Thanks!

Now you know, future Jew Banger.
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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: crgxn ()
Date: July 12, 2018 07:18PM


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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: l7lt7 ()
Date: July 12, 2018 08:16PM

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: uycgf ()
Date: July 12, 2018 08:18PM

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: hcndk ()
Date: July 12, 2018 08:21PM

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you must be watching Jewish Princess on TV

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: July 12, 2018 09:36PM

Crgxn Wrote:
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> dating one can be absolute bliss as Jew women can
> be crazed sex demons, but if you settle down with
> one, they won’t put out ever again


^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They won't leave you alone while your dating them. Once you marry them, they won't let you near them.

Q: What's Jewish foreplay?

A: A trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Khazar Milkers ()
Date: July 12, 2018 10:39PM

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Karen Leiser fan ()
Date: July 12, 2018 10:41PM

Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?
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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Jews have genetic diseases ()
Date: July 13, 2018 07:27AM

Fuck them but don’t get them pregnant!
You will be continuing a LONG LIST of genetic diseases.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: dafonz ()
Date: July 13, 2018 10:52PM

I a very big proponent of the Friday night "Hump & Dump!" Who cares about their religion?

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: leave karen alone ()
Date: July 13, 2018 10:55PM

Karen Leiser fan Wrote:
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> Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?


She made some bad (very bad) decisions regarding career and marriage, but is a smart, sweet lady.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Lipscott ()
Date: July 13, 2018 11:00PM

leave karen alone Wrote:
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> Karen Leiser fan Wrote:
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> > Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?
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> She made some bad (very bad) decisions regarding
> career and marriage, but is a smart, sweet lady.


What did she see in Phil? Never got that.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Biological clock ()
Date: July 13, 2018 11:32PM

Lipscott Wrote:
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> leave karen alone Wrote:
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> > Karen Leiser fan Wrote:
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> > > Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?
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> > She made some bad (very bad) decisions
> regarding
> > career and marriage, but is a smart, sweet
> lady.
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> What did she see in Phil? Never got that.



She was getting older and wanted kids. She has a shitty personality in real life, and being that she lives in the DC area, men have better choices than saggy tits and chunky thighs. She found Phil, who was equally desperate for a partner, so they hooked up, pumped out a couple of kids, and then went their own way.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: cwjl7 ()
Date: July 14, 2018 12:49AM

dafonz Wrote:
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> I'm a very big proponent of the Friday night "Hump night

that line, as from year 2000 BC to present, has not gotten any guy a single date

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: turn-off ()
Date: July 16, 2018 09:35AM

Biological clock Wrote:
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> Lipscott Wrote:
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> > leave karen alone Wrote:
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> > > Karen Leiser fan Wrote:
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> > > > Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?
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> > >
> > > She made some bad (very bad) decisions
> > regarding
> > > career and marriage, but is a smart, sweet
> > lady.
> >
> >
> > What did she see in Phil? Never got that.
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> She was getting older and wanted kids. She has a
> shitty personality in real life, and being that
> she lives in the DC area, men have better choices
> than saggy tits and chunky thighs. She found Phil,
> who was equally desperate for a partner, so they
> hooked up, pumped out a couple of kids, and then
> went their own way.

Karen Leiser represented Miz in his unsuccessful bid to get his Internet Harrassment charge expunged. That's more of a turn-off than knowing Phil's dick has been poking around in her vadge.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: High rated VADGE ()
Date: July 16, 2018 09:45AM

Get the chubby jew girls.
Not the CrossFit, driven jewesses.
Def not JAPs either!
These chubby jewesses are fun and Fuk like rabbits.
You can cum inside them bc they know where to get that special pull.
I heart chubby Jews that squirt!
I meet many at Gordon biersch Tyson’s.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Jewess ()
Date: July 16, 2018 04:45PM

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Glazed Karen ()
Date: July 16, 2018 05:01PM

Karen Leiser fan Wrote:
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> Karen Leiser is not bad. Will she do anal?


Only if you are black
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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Search for JAPs! ()
Date: July 16, 2018 06:38PM

if you want concentration camp pussy just goto Bethesda.
> you must be watching Jewish Princess on TV

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: LAYSLOW ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:29AM

When i was younger i had a much older Jewish lady and man was she hairy down there.. and I loved it. Catholic girls just love to tease you by letting you look up their skirts and flashing their panties to you

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: prob is ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:33AM

the jew broad won't leave you alone while she's your GF

Once she marries you, after the 2nd kid, she won't let you near her. She has the longest headache on record.


What's Jewish foreplay?

A trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: goy married one ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:36AM

The Jewish girls want to stop screwing after about the 2nd or 3rd kid. I made mine sign a pre-nup that requires sex on request or divorce with no alimony andI get the kids.

Her counter was raise the girls Jewish & the boys Catholic.

I went for it.

Every night I come home to open arms, open mouth and open legs.

No complaints.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Nailed it! ()
Date: May 14, 2019 01:07PM

fathersarduchy Wrote:
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> Go Catholic dude, Catholic women love to drink and
> Fuck!!

+1

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: LoLz ()
Date: May 14, 2019 04:01PM

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Jew is Poo ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:51PM

Couldn’t deal with the family and shitty food.
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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Maybe things have changed ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:28AM

When I was in college I would go to a party. See an attractive girl. Find out she was Jewish. A little conversation, a couple of drinks, maybe a little dancing and then I would walk her back to her dorm and have sex, or more likely get to second base when her roommate came home. (Do they plan that?)Then I'd call her a few days later to see if she wanted to go out the following weekend. "Sorry but I only date Jewish guys." Time after time.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Answererer of questions ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:44AM

Maybe things have changed Wrote:
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> second base when her roommate came home. (Do they
> plan that?)
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Yes, they do. It is jewish cock blocking. If they liked you and wanted to go all the way, they used to hang something on the door knob, on the memo pad or even the number on the door, if the door had numbers. this was a code to tell room mate to go to plan B for a place to sleep that night,


What you had to do, with a jew broad was take note of everything on the door as you came up to it. If you saw her do something before you stepped inside, she was setting the code for Plan B and you could count on going all the way. Sometimes, she had you step inside, then she went back outside and came right back in. What you had to do then, was pretend to fish in your pockets for something. For me, it was a pack of cigs. You pretended not to find them, so you told her you were going to check the hallway. You step in the hall, check the door. If anything was changed, you go back inside happy. If nothing changed, you go back inside, talk BS for five then excuse yourself. You just told her you were looking in the wrong pocket for your cigs.


Even if she gave you some, if you called her later that week, she did tell you the line about only dating jewish boys. OK, so you fuck anybody, but you only want a real relationship with a jewish boy. Ok. If you didn't call them, they asked you why you didn't call.

Now, with cell phones, they just send a text either to come to the room or go to Plan B.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Why I didn't marry my Jew GF ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:49AM

A lot of those jew chix are DOUBLE TRIPLE GRADE AAA when they're young, but when they age, they look like the Irma Shekelstein pic that guy posted up there.

I had a jewish GF in college who actually wanted to marry me. I met her family and took note of the older women. YEYSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! They all looked like that Irma Shekelstein pic that guy posted.

I wasn't going to wake up every morning to Irma Shekelstein.

I married a Latina instead.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: College 1970s ()
Date: May 15, 2019 11:39AM

Turning on music. In college women would turn on music to mask the sound of them having sex. It also clued in their roommates not to come in.

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Re: Jewish women?
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: May 15, 2019 01:26PM

College 1970s Wrote:
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> Turning on music. In college women would turn on
> music to mask the sound of them having sex. It
> also clued in their roommates not to come in.


What if the guy wath crappy in bed. Then they didn't make any thoundth when they were having thexth.

I uthed to have girlth tell me I wath crappy in bed and I couldn't figure out why I wath tho crappy in bed. I found out I was thleeping with the wrong gender. Onthe I learned I wath gay and thtarted thleeping with boyth, I wath thuddenly good in bed.

THAVAGETH.

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