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Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 09:17AM

From TSA to TNA....

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My crotch is at threat level Red...

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 08, 2010 09:32AM

Yeah, totally hot. Too bad they couldn't demo it with a typical traveler to Florida or something. Would have been a lot more to love and a more realistic picture.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 08, 2010 09:40AM

Does she have a nipple ring?

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 08, 2010 09:43AM

Hot.

I will opt for the full body pat down after seeing this.

:/

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: January 08, 2010 09:50AM

did she lay down on the conveyor belt and go through the tunnel scanner thing?

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 08, 2010 09:58AM

She looks even better in color positive.
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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 10:05AM

pgens Wrote:
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> She looks even better in color positive.


Well done, sir. I am in your debt.

Is that a nipple ring? It kind of looks like one.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 08, 2010 10:35AM

LOL. Two things:

1. You KNOW there's some perv working at TSA who will be getting off on this type of stuff.

2. It's only a matter of time before there is a porn site dedicated to this.


And that's a nipple ring.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 08, 2010 10:36AM

Nice, and yet everytime I take a flight I have to sit next to this guy
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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 10:38AM

Tim45 Wrote:
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> Nice, and yet everytime I take a flight I have to
> sit next to this guy


I take it you are the guy in the middle seat.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2010 10:38AM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: January 08, 2010 10:40AM

Damn. Now, I'm definitely chubbing up before I walk through those things.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Snapple ()
Date: January 08, 2010 10:51AM

Where did that picture come from?

Is that millimeter radar, or backscatter X-ray?

If that's what a positive image looks like, it looks like they've been releasing negatives to make them look less intrusive to the public.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 08, 2010 10:52AM

No, I always get a window seat. That way if I get seated next to someone overweight it will only be on one side. Take the middle seat and you could get it from both sides.

An aisle seat and you get the pleasure of people falling into your seat as they go to the bathroom. An aisle seat at the back of the plane and you will have peoples asses right in your face as they wait to use the bathroom.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 11:00AM

Snapple Wrote:
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> Where did that picture come from?
>
> Is that millimeter radar, or backscatter X-ray?
>
> If that's what a positive image looks like, it
> looks like they've been releasing negatives to
> make them look less intrusive to the public.


I got it from Drudge Report. I have a sneaking suspicion that this is an image that some porn company mocked up based on all the imagery that is going around. I don't think it is a legit image released by TSA.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: January 08, 2010 11:07AM

Is that a belt buckle or did she swallow a microphone?

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 11:13AM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> Is that a belt buckle or did she swallow a
> microphone?


I think it's a belt buckle.

One tip-off that it isn't a legit X-Ray image is that there is that her skin is reflecting light. This wouldn't be happening if she was wearing clothes.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 11:19AM

WOAH!

No longer do I think Fat People should have to pay for extra seats when flying aboard commercial aircraft. See that lard-bucket guy in the blue denim shirt up there? ^ If he can ride the entire flight with that armrest jammed so far up his ass like that,....give him some credit and just let him be.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:03PM

I wood make kitty nom noms on dat laydee

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:07PM

LOLcat Wrote:
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> I wood make kitty nom noms on dat laydee
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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:22PM

lol

Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis
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The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels -- not private parts.

But Carville isn't worried about his privacy: "I'll sacrifice my civil rights to get me up in the air, like Clooney," he said, referring to Hollywood leading man George Clooney's latest film.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:24PM

Oh great - like this helps the whole conversation.

TSA Agent Arrested at LAX
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local-beat/TSA-Security-Agent-Arrested-at-LAX-80858482.html
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They are the first line of defense in airport security but two troubling incidents involving TSA agents at LAX are raising concerns.

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, "I am god, I’m in charge."

Meanwhile, a TSA Internal Affairs investigation turned up evidence of LAX TSA agents using drugs at an after-hours party.

TSA officials say a videotape of the party was of poor quality and the employees were not in uniform, but 4 employees were tentatively identified.

All 4 were tested for drugs. One came back positive and that employee was fired.
...

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:34PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Snapple Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Where did that picture come from?
> >
> > Is that millimeter radar, or backscatter X-ray?
> >
> > If that's what a positive image looks like, it
> > looks like they've been releasing negatives to
> > make them look less intrusive to the public.
>
>
> I got it from Drudge Report. I have a sneaking
> suspicion that this is an image that some porn
> company mocked up based on all the imagery that is
> going around. I don't think it is a legit image
> released by TSA.


Possibly. Ive had to go through the full-body scan at Reagan National - earlier this week. You are instructed to raise your arms....not put them down out stretched.

Appears to be the same for men and women...







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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:42PM

OMG...that woman has got to have the largest labia in history.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:57PM

Imagine the mental trauma of having to look at naked 90 old grandpa's or grandma's all day. Or even worse some 500lb chic.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 08, 2010 01:57PM

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: <EggFart> ()
Date: January 08, 2010 03:48PM

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how that fat guy got that whole armrest up his ass.

The guy next to him seems to be the only one with a look of amazement on his face, unless that is a loom of horror due to the fatso laying a rotten egg-fart.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 08, 2010 04:01PM

They don't use X-rays for the full body scan, do they?

Wouldn't that be dangerous?

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: Farmer ()
Date: January 08, 2010 04:05PM

You can see her tan line. I don't think even the best of X-ray machine could show you that. Plus X-rays don't show soft tissue so I am thinking it is more closely related to an MRI or something of that nature. fake pic, but hot.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Date: January 08, 2010 04:19PM

Farmer Wrote:
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> You can see her tan line. I don't think even the
> best of X-ray machine could show you that. Plus
> X-rays don't show soft tissue so I am thinking it
> is more closely related to an MRI or something of
> that nature. fake pic, but hot.


Should have known. It was the fucking Germans...

Drudge hit the nail right on the head. It headlined a Reuters story as follows: “Big Sis Wants to See Under Your Clothes.” The website put up a montage of Janet Napolitano, boss of the Department of Homeland Security, staring at the now infamous Bild photographic recreation of a young woman rendered naked by a full body scanner.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2010 04:19PM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: Hot or Not - Bodyscanned Chick (Possibly NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 08, 2010 07:00PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> They don't use X-rays for the full body scan, do
> they?
>
> Wouldn't that be dangerous?



I see an opportunity for a lawsuit here. No doubt some frequent flyer with cancer will claim they got it from constant x-ray scans.

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