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would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
take a break
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Date: June 21, 2018 04:06PM
Might be just what is needed. To meet each other face to face and discuss our differences. Meade could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event. Think about it.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
NiggerWhipper 5000 mechanic
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Date: June 21, 2018 05:08PM
I could bring the NiggerWhipper 5000 in case we have any attempted chimpouts.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Yes we can
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Date: June 21, 2018 05:10PM
take a break Wrote:
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> Might be just what is needed. To meet each other
> face to face and discuss our differences. Meade
> could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> Think about it.
The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think miz would kick eeshes ass
Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is she?
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> Might be just what is needed. To meet each other
> face to face and discuss our differences. Meade
> could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> Think about it.
The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think miz would kick eeshes ass
Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is she?
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
fred farckel of the vA Farckels
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Date: June 21, 2018 05:15PM
Yes we can Wrote:
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> take a break Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> other
> > face to face and discuss our differences.
> Meade
> > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> > Think about it.
>
> The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think
> miz would kick eeshes ass
>
> Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is
> she?
No doubt. Miz is one of those guys who can only endure this harassment so much, they explode with pent up anger. eesh would be demolished, lizzie might kick both their asses though. eesh was a marine so that could help though.
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> take a break Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> other
> > face to face and discuss our differences.
> Meade
> > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> > Think about it.
>
> The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think
> miz would kick eeshes ass
>
> Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is
> she?
No doubt. Miz is one of those guys who can only endure this harassment so much, they explode with pent up anger. eesh would be demolished, lizzie might kick both their asses though. eesh was a marine so that could help though.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Miz would.........
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Date: June 21, 2018 05:16PM
Yes we can Wrote:
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> take a break Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> other
> > face to face and discuss our differences.
> Meade
> > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> > Think about it.
>
> The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think
> miz would kick eeshes ass
>
> Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is
> she?
........have a fucking strioke if he ran 2 feet.
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> take a break Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> other
> > face to face and discuss our differences.
> Meade
> > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a few
> > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick up
> > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
> > Think about it.
>
> The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly think
> miz would kick eeshes ass
>
> Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old is
> she?
........have a fucking strioke if he ran 2 feet.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Gerry’s cuzins
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Date: June 21, 2018 05:44PM
Gerry’s cousins fuck up traffic lining up on 29 to buy goats after Ramadan!
No Gerry at this party!
No Gerry at this party!
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Yes we can
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Date: June 21, 2018 06:01PM
I would love to meet all u guys but I don’t miss work, I don’t have that kind of job where I can take off work, the only time I missed was like 11 years ago, on cocaine binges...what’s funny is on a few of those binge days and not showing up for work, we only had 2 drivers and i missed cuz of snorting coke all night and the other driver didn’t show up and some one broke into our shop and stole one trailer, a forklift and all titles of vehicles. My boss isn’t alllowed to tell me who it was. But anyway if I met up with ffxu members, i would become the highlife of this forum.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
BBQ Would Be Nice
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Date: June 21, 2018 08:25PM
Put me on the grill with Goatfuckerer2. We can roast some goat meat together. Watching the gifs of him shitting really pissed me off. We can make peace right after I return the favor and stab that fucker in both eyes with a BBQ fork.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: June 21, 2018 09:04PM
I'm conducting background checks on all the would-be attendees. If you are on the no-fly list, you aren't getting in.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Goatfuckerer2.
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Date: June 21, 2018 09:11PM
BBQ Would Be Nice Wrote:
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> Put me on the grill with Goatfuckerer2. We can
> roast some goat meat together. Watching the gifs
> of him shitting really pissed me off. We can make
> peace right after I return the favor and stab that
> fucker in both eyes with a BBQ fork.
Still obsessing 24/7 about me I see. Thanks again for confirming I broke the fuck out of you faggot.
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> Put me on the grill with Goatfuckerer2. We can
> roast some goat meat together. Watching the gifs
> of him shitting really pissed me off. We can make
> peace right after I return the favor and stab that
> fucker in both eyes with a BBQ fork.
Still obsessing 24/7 about me I see. Thanks again for confirming I broke the fuck out of you faggot.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
No
()
Date: June 21, 2018 09:13PM
Michigan woman may have served ex-lover's remains at U.P. barbecue
Updated 2:20 p.m. ET June 20, 2018
In a new television documentary, authorities allege that a serial killer and her husband chopped up and killed her former lover and then served his remains at a neighborhood barbecue in 2014, WJBK-TV (Channel 2) reports. Kelly Cochran later injected her husband with a lethal dose of heroin in February 2016.
Updated 2:20 p.m. ET June 20, 2018
In a new television documentary, authorities allege that a serial killer and her husband chopped up and killed her former lover and then served his remains at a neighborhood barbecue in 2014, WJBK-TV (Channel 2) reports. Kelly Cochran later injected her husband with a lethal dose of heroin in February 2016.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
How about a reunion BBQ
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Date: June 27, 2018 05:18PM
Get a hold of Harry Tuttle, miz, alias, packleader, WTL, Vince, Mestopholize, NOVAchic, soylent green, Mr Bass, liizie..well wingnut, bloody blisters, tomahawk ole fart, greyhairmoose and all the pioneers of FFXU.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Yoda Say
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Date: June 27, 2018 07:11PM
How about a reunion BBQ Wrote:
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> Get a hold of Harry Tuttle, miz, alias,
> packleader, WTL, Vince, Mestopholize, NOVAchic,
> soylent green, Mr Bass, liizie..well wingnut,
> bloody blisters, tomahawk ole fart, greyhairmoose
> and all the pioneers of FFXU.
^ The autism and assburgers is very strong with this poster.
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> Get a hold of Harry Tuttle, miz, alias,
> packleader, WTL, Vince, Mestopholize, NOVAchic,
> soylent green, Mr Bass, liizie..well wingnut,
> bloody blisters, tomahawk ole fart, greyhairmoose
> and all the pioneers of FFXU.
^ The autism and assburgers is very strong with this poster.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Pioneers of FFXU?
()
Date: June 27, 2018 07:14PM
That's like saying I started aids.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
let's do it
()
Date: June 27, 2018 08:38PM
fred farckel of the vA Farckels Wrote:
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> Yes we can Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > take a break Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> > other
> > > face to face and discuss our differences.
> > Meade
> > > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a
> few
> > > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick
> up
> > > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
>
> > > Think about it.
> >
> > The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly
> think
> > miz would kick eeshes ass
> >
> > Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old
> is
> > she?
>
>
> No doubt. Miz is one of those guys who can only
> endure this harassment so much, they explode with
> pent up anger. eesh would be demolished, lizzie
> might kick both their asses though. eesh was a
> marine so that could help though.
Eesh a marine? More like marine life. Flounder maybe. He can snorkel a dick though. But I agree lizzie would fuck both the pedophiles up. She'd probably use her double donger and smack them silly. It would remind eesh of jail and miz of gramps
Far as lizzie goes, what she would probably do is tell them each that she'll fuck each of them if she can watch them fuck first. Then renig. Pun intended
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> Yes we can Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > take a break Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Might be just what is needed. To meet each
> > other
> > > face to face and discuss our differences.
> > Meade
> > > could provide the entertainment, miz tell a
> few
> > > jokes and eesh cook the hamburgers and pick
> up
> > > folks who don't drive, and Gerry MC the event.
>
> > > Think about it.
> >
> > The eesh miz shit is stupid and I honestly
> think
> > miz would kick eeshes ass
> >
> > Fuck that I wanna fuck tj’s sister! How old
> is
> > she?
>
>
> No doubt. Miz is one of those guys who can only
> endure this harassment so much, they explode with
> pent up anger. eesh would be demolished, lizzie
> might kick both their asses though. eesh was a
> marine so that could help though.
Eesh a marine? More like marine life. Flounder maybe. He can snorkel a dick though. But I agree lizzie would fuck both the pedophiles up. She'd probably use her double donger and smack them silly. It would remind eesh of jail and miz of gramps
Far as lizzie goes, what she would probably do is tell them each that she'll fuck each of them if she can watch them fuck first. Then renig. Pun intended
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
no Gerry?
()
Date: June 27, 2018 08:42PM
Gerry’s cuzins Wrote:
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> Gerry’s cousins fuck up traffic lining up on 29
> to buy goats after Ramadan!
> No Gerry at this party!
Damn. We were counting on him to bring the slurpee machine
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> Gerry’s cousins fuck up traffic lining up on 29
> to buy goats after Ramadan!
> No Gerry at this party!
Damn. We were counting on him to bring the slurpee machine
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Been Done, Several Times
()
Date: June 27, 2018 08:54PM
I have attended three cookouts\parties of FFXU. Actually not bad. We did 420, had a breath analyzer to see who was the drunkest and did a group orgy once a couple people left.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Goatfuckerer2.
()
Date: June 27, 2018 10:37PM
Been Done, Several Times Wrote:
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> I have attended three cookouts\parties of FFXU.
> Actually not bad. We did 420, had a breath
> analyzer to see who was the drunkest and did a
> group orgy once a couple people left.
Gerry gave everyone a show with his goat and we all laughed our asses off at him like we do with each of his posts. He took his goat and went home to his Mommy.
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> I have attended three cookouts\parties of FFXU.
> Actually not bad. We did 420, had a breath
> analyzer to see who was the drunkest and did a
> group orgy once a couple people left.
Gerry gave everyone a show with his goat and we all laughed our asses off at him like we do with each of his posts. He took his goat and went home to his Mommy.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
Save the goats
()
Date: June 27, 2018 10:48PM
If Gerry is going I won’t go. I don’t want to see animals being abused.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
fuk that
()
Date: June 28, 2018 02:40AM
How about a reunion BBQ Wrote:
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> Get a hold of Harry Tuttle, miz, alias,
> packleader, WTL, Vince, Mestopholize, NOVAchic,
> soylent green, Mr Bass, liizie..well wingnut,
> bloody blisters, tomahawk ole fart, greyhairmoose
> and all the pioneers of FFXU.
greymoose is a perv. He's into mutilation shit.
He dresses up as a Santa Claus.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get a hold of Harry Tuttle, miz, alias,
> packleader, WTL, Vince, Mestopholize, NOVAchic,
> soylent green, Mr Bass, liizie..well wingnut,
> bloody blisters, tomahawk ole fart, greyhairmoose
> and all the pioneers of FFXU.
greymoose is a perv. He's into mutilation shit.
He dresses up as a Santa Claus.
Re: would you attend a FFXU cookout?
Posted by:
#1 Meade Fan
()
Date: June 28, 2018 05:09AM
Can we get Meade Skelton to provide the musical entertainment?