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A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:27PM

I was maybe 15 years old and my friends and I were inside of a Wal Mart in the St. Louis area. So we went to the bicycle section, found some bicycles, I got a Mongoose, and we casually rode our new bicycles out of the Wal Mart. A week later I'm at a store and see this kid wearing baggy pants, a black shirt, a black hat, and long blonde hair riding off with the bicycle I stole out of Wal Mart. How ironic? The bicycle I stole got stolen a week later.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: cejn4 ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:31PM

Hi Miz. Now go away.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:32PM

cejn4 Wrote:
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> Hi Miz. Now go away.


Is he here? Yeah "miz," go away

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Hey Ron/Miz ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:44PM

I thought you were from San Diego....LOLZ!

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:50PM

Hey Ron/Miz Wrote:
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> I thought you were from San Diego....LOLZ!


People move as in join the military or are military brats. Dad was air force, Scott Air Force base is, you guessed it, near St. Louis. Look up the Clayton area of St. Louis. Yeah, lived in a lot of places buddy.

By the way offered a simple solution to prove my identity. Get the mod to unmask my IP. All I heard as an excuse in return. Too easy, there you have it. The thought that I am not "miz," is terrifying. You might have to throw out that TB folder on your desktop solely dedicated to images of "miz," labeled conveniently "tax returns," so your wife doesn't think you are bat shit crazy. lol



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2018 06:50PM by Ronnie Calhoun.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:58PM

Shower Boner

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: bored at work guy ()
Date: June 12, 2018 06:59PM

You're in a tough spot if I'm being completely honest here, these lunatics are very convinced that you're someone of interest to them and you can't prove them otherwise without essentially outing yourself. lose/lose situation either way.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Pedo Lopez ()
Date: June 12, 2018 07:10PM

Shower Boner

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 07:12PM

bored at work guy Wrote:
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> You're in a tough spot if I'm being completely
> honest here, these lunatics are very convinced
> that you're someone of interest to them and you
> can't prove them otherwise without essentially
> outing yourself. lose/lose situation either way.

Ah not really. I laugh my ass off at their responses and just how passionately obsessed they are with this guy they supposedly loathe. It's too funny it almost feels wrong because you shouldn't pick on the mentally ill or handicapped lol



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2018 07:12PM by Ronnie Calhoun.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Who is obsessed, William? ()
Date: June 12, 2018 08:03PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> bored at work guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're in a tough spot if I'm being completely
> > honest here, these lunatics are very convinced
> > that you're someone of interest to them and you
> > can't prove them otherwise without essentially
> > outing yourself. lose/lose situation either
> way.
>
> Ah not really. I laugh my ass off at their
> responses and just how passionately obsessed they
> are with this guy they supposedly loathe. It's
> too funny it almost feels wrong because you
> shouldn't pick on the mentally ill or handicapped
> lol

Yet you are the only one making threads about Miz......

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 08:08PM

Who is obsessed, William? Wrote:
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>
> Yet you are the only one making threads about
> Miz......


Oh really? 1 I don't recall making any threads threads about "miz," and 2 I see about 5 here from unregistered users. Hmmm....

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Miz/Ronnie is brain-damaged ()
Date: June 12, 2018 08:36PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Who is obsessed, William? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Yet you are the only one making threads about
> > Miz......
>
>
> Oh really? 1 I don't recall making any threads
> threads about "miz,"

Not only are you retarded, William, you have no short term memory. You started at least 4 threads in the past 2 hours solely to proclaim you are not Miz.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 08:38PM

Miz/Ronnie is brain-damaged Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is obsessed, William? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Yet you are the only one making threads about
> > > Miz......
> >
> >
> > Oh really? 1 I don't recall making any threads
> > threads about "miz,"
>
> Not only are you retarded, William, you have no
> short term memory. You started at least 4 threads
> in the past 2 hours solely to proclaim you are not
> Miz.
>
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Ronnie Calhoun aka William Robert Moreno
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2890403.html]Who am I?[/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2890338.html]I figured it out![/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2891086.html]A story of irony[/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2891159.html]You know the short and sweet of
> this whole thing is...[/url]
> [/quote]


prove I'm William besides that one post or using keyboard psychological theories and "linguistic analysis." Haha I'll wait...nah fuck it I'm getting drunk lol

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: wr are all william ()
Date: June 12, 2018 08:53PM

Miz/Ronnie is brain-damaged Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is obsessed, William? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Yet you are the only one making threads about
> > > Miz......
> >
> >
> > Oh really? 1 I don't recall making any threads
> > threads about "miz,"
>
> Not only are you retarded, William, you have no
> short term memory. You started at least 4 threads
> in the past 2 hours solely to proclaim you are not
> Miz.
>
Quote
Ronnie Calhoun aka William Robert Moreno
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2890403.html]Who am I?[/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2890338.html]I figured it out![/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2891086.html]A story of irony[/url]
> [url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/
> 40/2891159.html]You know the short and sweet of
> this whole thing is...[/url]
> [/quote]

You dont have a clue when your getting trolled. Your getting played like a squirting pussy

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: oh really? ()
Date: June 12, 2018 09:00PM

But William, I thought we were all eesh?

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: When William Trolls (the movie) ()
Date: June 12, 2018 09:11PM

oh really? Wrote:
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> But William, I thought we were all eesh?

Did you ever get that asshole sewn back up after that train ride?

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: June 12, 2018 09:12PM

oh really? Wrote:
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> But William, I thought we were all eesh?


Prove I'm "miz."

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: William Starban ()
Date: June 12, 2018 09:59PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Prove I'm "miz."

Prove you're not "miz."

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: stormy irony ()
Date: June 12, 2018 10:27PM


the not fake news story of irony



First-Givenchy-Collection-1952-Ironing-ishortsnancy.jpg

(holy damn: google "at the office" "at work" shorts "casual dress day". you won't find ONE DAMN office photo. all people playing all clothing adds no matter what you search for. google: go to hell)

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun. ()
Date: June 12, 2018 10:27PM

I'm Miz. I'm off to get fucked in the ass by my boyfriend, Tator Tots.

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Re: A story of irony
Posted by: WSHS (JV) Baseball ()
Date: June 13, 2018 09:16AM

Jennifer Lopez Wrote:
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> Shower Boner


Now six years ago, why don't you just shut up.

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