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Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: shady tree ()
Date: May 21, 2018 07:41PM

It was kind of fun. Saved 1,000 bucks took me 3 hours. I make a good living but I like to work on my cars. I bet a pro could do it in 40 min. Volvo V70. Timing belt, water pump, TB tensioner pully, TB idle pulley, new accessory belt flush coolant.

Fuck I saw I need to do my ball joints again though. Oh well next week maybe.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: diy guy ()
Date: May 21, 2018 08:25PM

Good for you! I have a leaky valve cover I keep putting off, one of these weekends...

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: George.Carlin ()
Date: May 21, 2018 08:32PM

Volvo?!?! Why would anyone want to drive a Swedish piece of shit like that for? Volvo...Jesus...do they cut your penis off the day you take it home or at your first oil change?

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: BG products ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:00PM

Did you learn how to do the job from Pat Gods?

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: BG products ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:01PM

Goss

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: Pat Goss, LLC ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:18PM

BG products Wrote:
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> Goss


That's OK. I am a god.

And God says buy some BG44K.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: E2 Tambein ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:24PM

Who gives a shit. Mike O’Meara can change his oil too.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: High-Lift ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:28PM

E2 Tambein Wrote:
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> Who gives a shit. Mike O’Meara can change his
> oil too.


Vid or didn't happen.

His fat ass couldn't get under a car.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: I changed a light bulb today! ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:44PM

I feel so competent!

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: go caps ()
Date: May 22, 2018 11:28AM

All the people mocking a diy'er doing a timing belt are just ignorant. They dont realize that if you line up any one of the crankshaft intake pully or exhaust pully wrong by several millimeters your engine will be destroyed. They make fun because they think its the same as changing the oil. Its not.

Congrats on doing a high stakes maintenance job that mechanics gladly charge you 5-600 bucks in labor alone. PS Volvo's arent the best cars but the ones in the early 2000's were built with great engines and transmissions (except the XC90 paired with the T6 - thats some trash).

Also Im impressed there was one entirely supportive comment - shows there are at lease a couple different people posting. As to the negative comments - just borne from ignorance.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: a fag ()
Date: May 22, 2018 12:33PM

Pat Goss is dreamy!
I love his BJ products.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: real men do it ()
Date: May 22, 2018 01:27PM

Fags, talk about pussies. An alpha male posts his auto repair and the limp-wrists here think its an oil change or light bulb replacement. In my day we beat the shit out of cocksucking faggots that didnt know auto repair (or at least to keep their mouths shut). Im guessing the camry driving idiots pay $100 to get their CEL's and Service Reqd lights turned off.

Finally, only a few real men here lol. What happened to men discussing repairs with each other?

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: 77 Caddi ()
Date: May 22, 2018 01:32PM

real men do it Wrote:
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> Fags, talk about pussies. An alpha male posts his
> auto repair and the limp-wrists here think its an
> oil change or light bulb replacement. In my day
> we beat the shit out of cocksucking faggots that
> didnt know auto repair (or at least to keep their
> mouths shut). Im guessing the camry driving
> idiots pay $100 to get their CEL's and Service
> Reqd lights turned off.
>
> Finally, only a few real men here lol. What
> happened to men discussing repairs with each
> other?


Nobody cares about stupid shit like that.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: fuck off faggot ()
Date: May 22, 2018 03:26PM

77 Caddi Wrote:
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> real men do it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fags, talk about pussies. An alpha male posts
> his
> > auto repair and the limp-wrists here think its
> an
> > oil change or light bulb replacement. In my
> day
> > we beat the shit out of cocksucking faggots
> that
> > didnt know auto repair (or at least to keep
> their
> > mouths shut). Im guessing the camry driving
> > idiots pay $100 to get their CEL's and Service
> > Reqd lights turned off.
> >
> > Finally, only a few real men here lol. What
> > happened to men discussing repairs with each
> > other?
>
>
> Nobody cares about stupid shit like that.

Because you are a faggot that doesnt know shit about cars. Being a dumb beta male means you would be someone's bitch in jail and you probably suck cock anyway.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: DNdjjffk ()
Date: May 22, 2018 04:08PM

real men do it Wrote:
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> Fags, talk about pussies. An alpha male posts his
> auto repair and the limp-wrists here think its an
> oil change or light bulb replacement. In my day
> we beat the shit out of cocksucking faggots that
> didnt know auto repair (or at least to keep their
> mouths shut). Im guessing the camry driving
> idiots pay $100 to get their CEL's and Service
> Reqd lights turned off.
>
> Finally, only a few real men here lol. What
> happened to men discussing repairs with each
> other?

Alphas don’t drive 20 year old Volvo’s. They drive 991 Porsche Carrera’s and mid-engine V8 Ferrari’s.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: One.Percenter ()
Date: May 22, 2018 04:13PM

I own 12 cars, all classics. None of them museum pieces because they are used as they were intended. I don't do my own work and I don't "take" it anywhere...

Each month, I send one of my cars via carrier service to Vanguard Motors in Plymouth, MI. They have done all my auto service this way for 22 years now. This way, they each see a qualified technician once per year.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: real world ()
Date: May 22, 2018 04:14PM

DNdjjffk Wrote:
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> real men do it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fags, talk about pussies. An alpha male posts
> his
> > auto repair and the limp-wrists here think its
> an
> > oil change or light bulb replacement. In my
> day
> > we beat the shit out of cocksucking faggots
> that
> > didnt know auto repair (or at least to keep
> their
> > mouths shut). Im guessing the camry driving
> > idiots pay $100 to get their CEL's and Service
> > Reqd lights turned off.
> >
> > Finally, only a few real men here lol. What
> > happened to men discussing repairs with each
> > other?
>
> Alphas don’t drive 20 year old Volvo’s. They
> drive 991 Porsche Carrera’s and mid-engine V8
> Ferrari’s.

only the ones with 4 inch penis or less.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: Ndjfkfk ()
Date: May 22, 2018 04:16PM

^^^

That’s a 964 Carrera 911. I said 991 stupid. 991 owners have huge swinging dicks.

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Re: Put in Timing Belt Today
Posted by: Volvos for closet homos ()
Date: May 22, 2018 04:30PM

Volvo’s are for homos.
Timing belt? So boring.
Try taking the internals out of a Fwd transmission and using the existing housing.

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