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US Military Launches New Thought & Prayers Offiensive
Posted by: God Smacked ()
Date: May 19, 2018 06:27AM

In order to defeat terrorists waging Jihad against the United States, US armed forces have laid down all their weapons and adopted a new Thoughts and Prayers campaign.

Every unit will think about and pray for peace. We have armed our entire drone fleet with thoughts and prayers.

It works every time after there is a mass school shooting so why not outthink our enemies and do the same said TrumpTards sponsored by the NRA.

Give everyone a gun loaded with thoughts and prayers. No criminal or terrorist can defend against that.

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Re: US Military Launches New Thought & Prayers Offiensive
Posted by: Who Would of Thunk? ()
Date: May 19, 2018 06:42AM

The US Military is storing all weapons in armories and only issuing weapons to military personnel who are certified to use and are in need of a weapon.

They store the ammo in a separate place and only issue it if needed for training or actual combat.

The military even has armed checkpoints at every base/post to prevent people from bringing weapons on post.

They use thoughts and prayers to protect our military personnel from being assassinated by terrorists exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

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