How sad it has become. These are the few I have heard are in production or rumored to start soon.

Karate Kid
Red Dawn
Romancing the Stone
Total Recall
Robocop
Yellow Submarine
Footloose
Clash of the Titans
Arthur
Back to School
The Dirty Dozen
Conan
Short Circuit
Poltergeist
Logan's Run
Barbarella
Highlander

Some of these films shouldn't be touched and some sucked the first time around.

ebert Wrote:
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> How sad it has become. These are the few I have
> heard are in production or rumored to start soon.
>
> ...
> Robocop

That news breaks my heart, there's no way they could ever improve Robocop. Makes me want to drive my 6000 SUX off a cliff.

Why the fuck would they re-make Footloose?

Haha, I don't know, maybe they got Omarion to star in it?

Next thing you know, they'll re-make "Mac and Me"...

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> Why the fuck would they re-make Footloose?

Yellow submarine? WTF?

Instead of taking movies that were good as is such as Robocop, Conan, Highlander, Arthur, etc. and "improving" them to the point that they're another movie altogether withe the same name, why doesn't Hollywood concentrate on:

1. Making decent original movies, or
2. Not half assing movie ideas that have potential. GI Joe and Transformers could have been "good" if more than 10 minutes of planning went into them.

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Barbarella? Good! I hope this time they don't have some Commie
trash like Jane Fonda.

How do you remake Total Recall? Logan's Run?

The new Clash of the Titans is just going to be a bunch of CGI and no plot.

ebert Wrote:
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> How sad it has become. These are the few I have
> heard are in production or rumored to start soon.
>

I was just discussing this with some friends last night. Instead of screwing them up with a remake, why not just do what Disney does with their classics on DVD? Remaster the originals, with improved audio and video quality, and re-release the originals to the theater. No new scenes or CGI, none of that George Lucas-Star Wars BS. Just the original movie, with state-of-the-art production quality.

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They're not re-making Beau Geste are they!?!?!?!?

I heard that one of the studios is in pre-production for a Mask remake. Evidently, Rosie O'Donnell is going to play Rocky Dennis...no make up required.

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LOL!

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> How do you remake Total Recall? Logan's Run?
>

I think Logan's Run would actually be good for a remake. The themes are pretty timeless. I'm afraid with Total Recall, though, today's producers would be too stupid to leave the ending open to interpretation. The remake would end with a pull-away of Vin Diesel, or whoever plays the Arnold role, still in the machine at the end. It WAS all a dream.

Booooo!!!

> The new Clash of the Titans is just going to be a
> bunch of CGI and no plot.


Clash of the Titans sucked. It wasn't Harryhausen's best work, so a remake wouldn't bug me.

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WOLVERINES!!!!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Some of those movies should never have been made in the first place, much less be re-made.

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> How sad it has become. These are the few I have
> heard are in production or rumored to start soon.
>
> Karate Kid

So are they going to bring back BananaRama?

> Red Dawn

Are they going to bring back the Soviet Union? Also, WTF were the Russians thinking dropping limited troops into a small town in the Rockies? No wonder Patrck Swayze kicked their asses.

> Romancing the Stone

Are they going to bring back Kathleen Turner's looks?

> Total Recall

Does Dan O'Banon still get a cut?

> Robocop

What are the odds today's Hollywood will totally fuck up the dark humor of this movie?

> Yellow Submarine

Why?

> Footloose

Yeah, it was on Broadway. This didn't work for Hair Spray or the Producers, so why not try again?

> Clash of the Titans

They need to re-animate Burgess Meredith's corpse and Harry Hamlin's career.

> Arthur

I get migraines thinking of Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler playing the Dudley Moore role.

> Back to School

Wow. Really? Really???

> The Dirty Dozen

Fuck Quintan Tarantino and Inglorious Basterds. How many other WWII-themed movies are going to get remade now???

> Conan

Because Beowulf was such a success? Seriously, I don't get this.

> Short Circuit

Number 5 is Alive! Fuck that robot! He was like an annoying ET.

> Poltergeist

Maybe they can have that dead blonde girl be the ghost.

> Logan's Run

Okay


> Barbarella

If it involves Megan Fox or Jessica Alba in spandex, I'm in.

> Highlander
>

Aren't they on chapter 32 of this thing anyway? What's the big deal?

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The reason people still like the "original" versions is because they're the goddamn original versions. The only remake I've ever seen that actually improved on the original was the new "Dawn of the Dead."

Hollywood hasn't figured out that SLIGHT ADHERENCE TO ORIGINAL PLOT + ATTEMPT TO MAKE MOVIE MORE "REALISTIC" + MORE CGI SPECIAL EFFECTS does not equal SUCCESSFUL REMAKE.

Predictions based on movies I'm familiar with in the OP's list:

Karate Kid (ok, and I watched the trailer, too) - clever new martial arts techniques based on household chores, heavy on "urban" appeal

Romancing the Stone - More explosions and hot women

Total Recall - More explosions, more guns, no three-boobed-women.

Robocop - More explosions, bigger enemies, someone trying to deliver catch-phrases with the same verve as the original Robocop (but failing), overly-complex dissertations on Robocop's origins

Footloose - heavy on "urban" appeal

The Dirty Dozen - More explosions, shaky camera battle scenes

Conan - CGI everything

Short Circuit - Overly complex dissertations on Johnny-5's origins, up-and-coming child actor

Poltergeist - CGI everything

Logan's Run - Explosions, fight scenes, etc.

Highlander - They wouldn't dare. Dear God, please stop.

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I'd actually like to see a Total Recall remake--but only if they forgot the Arnold version and tried making an adaptation of the Philip K. Dick story it's based on (I think it's called 'Now Remember Last Year'). They did a good job with A Scanner Darkly, but then again, that was kind of an indie film.

What actor could possibly take Arnold's place in Total Recall?

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>
> > Red Dawn
>
> Are they going to bring back the Soviet Union?
> Also, WTF were the Russians thinking dropping
> limited troops into a small town in the Rockies?
> No wonder Patrck Swayze kicked their asses.
>
They may have approved it or something, but the troops that dropped in were Latin-American. No Russians came in until after Swayze & company had been kicking ass for a while.

> > Romancing the Stone
>
> Are they going to bring back Kathleen Turner's
> looks?
>
She never really had any.

> > Arthur
>
> I get migraines thinking of Ben Stiller or Adam
> Sandler playing the Dudley Moore role.
>
Don't think an over-the-top drunk would be too popular these days.

> > Barbarella
>
> If it involves Megan Fox or Jessica Alba in
> spandex, I'm in.
>
+1000

Karate Kid's being made for one reason: Will Smith's son is starring.

Karate Kid was disturbing for some reason....

Wax-a-on, wax-a-off...

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> ebert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How sad it has become. These are the few I
> have
> > heard are in production or rumored to start
> soon.
> >
> > Karate Kid
>
> So are they going to bring back BananaRama?

No, Wil Smith, Jr. and Jacki Chan. How many movies can Chan make with a black man and have them be succesful? Oh yeah, it stopped after Rush Hour.

> > Red Dawn
>
> Are they going to bring back the Soviet Union?
> Also, WTF were the Russians thinking dropping
> limited troops into a small town in the Rockies?
> No wonder Patrck Swayze kicked their asses.

No, the Chinese invade Detroit. As if Detroit is worth invading. Let them have it. They might be able to churn a profit for the auto makers.

> > Romancing the Stone
>
> Are they going to bring back Kathleen Turner's
> looks?

Don't see how. If she was in it, it would be Romancing the Cow.

> > Total Recall
>
> Does Dan O'Banon still get a cut?

Probably not, he has been dead more than a week.

> > Robocop
>
> What are the odds today's Hollywood will totally
> fuck up the dark humor of this movie?

1000%

> > Yellow Submarine
>
> Why?

Beacause Beatle fans are dying by the shitload each weak and Hollywood wants them to see one last flick and say what the fuck was that. It is really an anti-drug message.

> > Footloose
>
> Yeah, it was on Broadway. This didn't work for
> Hair Spray or the Producers, so why not try
> again?

Fags see movies and need to work too.

> > Clash of the Titans
>
> They need to re-animate Burgess Meredith's corpse
> and Harry Hamlin's career.

Harry Hamlin had a career?

> > Arthur
>
> I get migraines thinking of Ben Stiller or Adam
> Sandler playing the Dudley Moore role.

No, think more annoying, like Russel Brand. Russel Brand playing a drunk. Does that even qualify as acting?
> > Back to School
>
> Wow. Really? Really???

Yes, a black version starring Cederic the Entertainer. Do black people not get the Dangerfield version? Think diving will be involved?

> > The Dirty Dozen
>
> Fuck Quintan Tarantino and Inglorious Basterds.
> How many other WWII-themed movies are going to get
> remade now???

Enough that you will live to regret your question.

> > Conan
>
> Because Beowulf was such a success? Seriously, I
> don't get this.

You aren't supposed to. Just shut up and pay for the ticket.

> > Short Circuit
>
> Number 5 is Alive! Fuck that robot! He was like an
> annoying ET.

As long as Steve Guttenburg reprises his role, the Stonecutters will make sure it is a success.

> > Poltergeist
>
> Maybe they can have that dead blonde girl be the
> ghost.

I would actually pay to see that.

> > Logan's Run
>
> Okay


Agree. The Island was a weak attempt rip-off and it can be improved and made into a good movie. Plus, it isn't as widely known as the others on this list.

> > Barbarella
>
> If it involves Megan Fox or Jessica Alba in
> spandex, I'm in.


Or less than spandex.

> > Highlander
> >
>
> Aren't they on chapter 32 of this thing anyway?
> What's the big deal?

The original is a classic and all that followed sucked. Do you think they will have a Scot play Ramirezh?

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> WOLVERINES!!!!

Well said but the original had white kids actually cast as heroes. This
cannot happen again. The remake will have teenaged immigrant welfare mothers
on drugs and La Raza leaders as the main characters.

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> Gravis Wrote:
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> -----
> > WOLVERINES!!!!
>
> Well said but the original had white kids actually
> cast as heroes. This
> cannot happen again. The remake will have teenaged
> immigrant welfare mothers
> on drugs and La Raza leaders as the main
> characters.

And the Soviets will be the good guys.

pff... enough talk. it's time to get serious.


WOLVERINES!!!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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>
> > > Red Dawn
> >
> > Are they going to bring back the Soviet Union?
> > Also, WTF were the Russians thinking dropping
> > limited troops into a small town in the
> Rockies?
> > No wonder Patrck Swayze kicked their asses.
>
> No, the Chinese invade Detroit. As if Detroit is
> worth invading. Let them have it. They might be
> able to churn a profit for the auto makers.
>

Wait. You mean we can swap $900 billion in debt for Detroit? Why the fuck would we fight the Chinese over that?


> > > Total Recall
> >
> > Does Dan O'Banon still get a cut?
>
> Probably not, he has been dead more than a week.
>

Shit. I just pulled O'Bannon's name out of my ass. I had no idea he had just died. The guy was an under-appreciated visionary. If it hadn't been for him, there would have been no Alien and probably little appreciation for the works of Philip K. Dick. Wonder if the guy will even merit an In Memoriam at the Oscars.


> > > Arthur
> >
> > I get migraines thinking of Ben Stiller or Adam
> > Sandler playing the Dudley Moore role.
>
> No, think more annoying, like Russel Brand.
> Russel Brand playing a drunk. Does that even
> qualify as acting?

If it is Sandler or Stiller, it will be the whole fucking "man child" thing that these two have played to death in their movies. An interesting take would be Ricky Gervais. Unfortunately, Gervais has the box office drawing power of Olympia Dukakis, so that won't happen.

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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > ebert Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------


> > > Red Dawn
> >
> > Are they going to bring back the Soviet Union?
> > Also, WTF were the Russians thinking dropping
> > limited troops into a small town in the
> Rockies?
> > No wonder Patrck Swayze kicked their asses.
>
> No, the Chinese invade Detroit. As if Detroit is
> worth invading. Let them have it. They might be
> able to churn a profit for the auto makers.

The Arabs invaded Detroit a long time ago and established a foothold.
Diversity didn't help the auto makers then and the Chinese won't
buy Section 8 housing

It has been 20+ years for most movies on the list, ergo, moms or dads, familiar with the original, will take the kids to see new Karate Kid (Columbia Sony), Fraggile Rock, Smurfs (WB), or Mrs. Doubtfire II.

Some disturbingly interesting movies in preproduction or production now include several films based on old TV shows. Brace yourselves. The list includes Good Times, Magnum PI, Kung Fu, The Munsters (Wayan Brothers), TJ Hooker, The A Team, Six Million Dollar Man, Smurfs, CHiPs, Fantasy Island, Dallas, Hawaii 5-0, and It Takes a Thief.


Remakes or sequels in production aimed at an all new teen audience include Rosemary’s Baby, Revenge of the Nerds, Baywatch, Sharkey’s Machine, The Blob, Ghostbusters III, The Incredible Shrinking Man, and Forbidden Planet.

And Superhero movies like The Green Hornet (Columbia), The Justice League (WB), HE Man (WB), Sub Mariner, and Thor will be out in 2010 or 2011.

Happy Theater going!

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>
> Remakes or sequels in production aimed at an all
> new teen audience include Rosemary’s Baby, Revenge
> of the Nerds, Baywatch, Sharkey’s Machine, The
> Blob, Ghostbusters III, The Incredible Shrinking
> Man, and Forbidden Planet.



Ghostbusters III? I can't imagine who would play the cast, as most of them are in their 60s now.

eesh Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Remakes or sequels in production aimed at an
> all
> > new teen audience include Rosemary’s Baby,
> Revenge
> > of the Nerds, Baywatch, Sharkey’s Machine, The
> > Blob, Ghostbusters III, The Incredible
> Shrinking
> > Man, and Forbidden Planet.
>
>
>
> Ghostbusters III? I can't imagine who would play
> the cast, as most of them are in their 60s now.

No formal announcement of the cast has been made, but, yes, most of the original cast are under consideration.

LOL The second one was terrible enough.

I'd actually be interested in seeing a reboot of the A-Team, as opposed to a silly remake (Starsky & Hutch) or a just pointless one (GI Joe, Transformers). I like the casting: Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Bradley Cooper as Face, and Rampage Jackson as B.A. Some guy I never heard of named Sharlto Copley is Mad Dog -- had they looked for a bigger name, I think Steve Carell might have been a good choice for that role.



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I just went to see sherlock Holmes, and saw the trailer for Clash of the Titans. It looked decent for maybe a summer popcorn flick. Ive seen the original online and its corny as hell. They can ONLY improve that movie. Besides liam "qui gon jin" neesen is in it. BONUS!



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> I just went to see sherlock Holmes, and saw the
> trailer for Clash of the Titans. It looked decent
> for maybe a summer popcorn flick. Ive seen the
> original online and its corny as hell. They can
> ONLY improve that movie. Besides liam "qui gon
> jin" neesen is in it. BONUS!



Sherlock Holmes was fucking great, but the Clash of the Titans looks like it's going to be a CGI fest with a paragraph long script.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> > Ghostbusters III? I can't imagine who would
> play
> > the cast, as most of them are in their 60s now.
>
> No formal announcement of the cast has been made,
> but, yes, most of the original cast are under
> consideration.


I had read somewhere the actual Ghostbuster team would be new guys, but "mentored" by some (or all) of the original cast. The 2nd Ghostbusters was shit, but they'll plow ahead anyway and get somebody like Steve Carrell and Zach Galifinikus (sp?) to be the new guys.

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The new Ghostbusters should be Stiffler, Mclovin and owen wilson.

And Tyrese Gibson...

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> The new Ghostbusters should be Stiffler, Mclovin
> and owen wilson.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'd actually like to see a Total Recall
> remake--but only if they forgot the Arnold version
> and tried making an adaptation of the Philip K.
> Dick story it's based on (I think it's called 'Now
> Remember Last Year').

Close: "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale"

But I still say No More Remakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here is a new one for you

In 2007, a sJon Spaihts script titled ‘Passengers’, landed as #3 for best-unproduced screenplay. Keanu Reeves’ Company Films was on board to produce this sci-fi tale but it wasn’t until recently, when the script was green-lighted by Morgan Creek, that it would be made into a movie.

Keanu Reeves will take the lead role, James G. Robinson (‘Ace Ventura’, ‘Georgia Rule’ Major League II, Robin Hood) will produce, and Gabriele Muccino (‘Seven Pounds’, ‘The Pursuit of Happyness’) is in talks to direct ‘Passengers’. Muccino is expected to start shooting the film this summer though the location is still unknown.

‘Passengers’ is a sci-fi romancer, set in the future on a spacecraft making a centuries-long interstellar voyage to a new planet. Due to a computer glitch, a single passenger (Reeves) awakens from cryogenic sleep 90 years before anyone else. Faced with the prospect of growing old and dying alone, he, in turn, awakens a beautiful woman.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Here is a new one for you
>
> In 2007, a sJon Spaihts script titled
> ‘Passengers’, landed as #3 for best-unproduced
> screenplay. Keanu Reeves’ Company Films was on
> board to produce this sci-fi tale but it wasn’t
> until recently, when the script was green-lighted
> by Morgan Creek, that it would be made into a
> movie.
>
> Keanu Reeves will take the lead role, James G.
> Robinson (‘Ace Ventura’, ‘Georgia Rule’ Major
> League II, Robin Hood) will produce, and Gabriele
> Muccino (‘Seven Pounds’, ‘The Pursuit of
> Happyness’) is in talks to direct ‘Passengers’.
> Muccino is expected to start shooting the film
> this summer though the location is still unknown.
>
> ‘Passengers’ is a sci-fi romancer, set in the
> future on a spacecraft making a centuries-long
> interstellar voyage to a new planet. Due to a
> computer glitch, a single passenger (Reeves)
> awakens from cryogenic sleep 90 years before
> anyone else. Faced with the prospect of growing
> old and dying alone, he, in turn, awakens a
> beautiful woman.

This thread is about remakes, what is this upcoming film a remake of?

Remaking the Karate Kid in China is blasphemy. Karate is Japanese.



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moviephone Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
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> > Here is a new one for you
> >
> > In 2007, a sJon Spaihts script titled
> > ‘Passengers’, landed as #3 for best-unproduced
> > screenplay. Keanu Reeves’ Company Films was on
> > board to produce this sci-fi tale but it wasn’t
> > until recently, when the script was
> green-lighted
> > by Morgan Creek, that it would be made into a
> > movie.
> >
> > Keanu Reeves will take the lead role, James G.
> > Robinson (‘Ace Ventura’, ‘Georgia Rule’ Major
> > League II, Robin Hood) will produce, and
> Gabriele
> > Muccino (‘Seven Pounds’, ‘The Pursuit of
> > Happyness’) is in talks to direct ‘Passengers’.
> > Muccino is expected to start shooting the film
> > this summer though the location is still
> unknown.
> >
> > ‘Passengers’ is a sci-fi romancer, set in the
> > future on a spacecraft making a centuries-long
> > interstellar voyage to a new planet. Due to a
> > computer glitch, a single passenger (Reeves)
> > awakens from cryogenic sleep 90 years before
> > anyone else. Faced with the prospect of growing
> > old and dying alone, he, in turn, awakens a
> > beautiful woman.
>
> This thread is about remakes, what is this
> upcoming film a remake of?

Mr. Misery wrote

"But I still say No More Remakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So I wrote

"Here is a new one for you"

The Karate Kid movie.
Remake with the SAME NAME.
COMPLETELY different plot.
White boy, Ralph Machio(because italians owned slaves also) is replaced by the white hating(even though he's at least half white himself) Will Smith's sorry, girly-lookin', corn-rows wearin', son of his.

Bravo Will Smith!
You could have at least changed the title a little bit.
But thats okay WHITEY. Barack Hussien Obama doesn't like white skined people either (just read his fuckin' biography or look at the HATE SPEWING NIGGER church he attended for 20 years), even though he is half whitey himself, with a CRACKER momma and all.

So we ain't mad atchya Willbur. Keep churnin' out the crap movies!
Ya fuckin' reverse-racist faggot.

This new and degenerate work was coarse, bold, and wholly lacking in delicacy of detail. It was countersunk with exaggerated depth in bands following the same general line as the sparse car-touches of the earlier sections, but the height of the reliefs did not reach the level of the general surface. Danforth had the idea that it was a second carving— a sort of palimpsest formed after the obliteration of a previous design. In nature it was wholly decorative and conventional, and consisted of crude spirals and angles roughly following the quintile mathematical tradition of the Old Ones, yet seemingly more like a parody than a perpetuation of that tradition.

Re-Make??? Wrote:
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> The Karate Kid movie.
> Remake with the SAME NAME.
> COMPLETELY different plot.
> White boy, Ralph Machio(because italians owned
> slaves also) is replaced by the white hating(even
> though he's at least half white himself) Will
> Smith's sorry, girly-lookin', corn-rows wearin',
> son of his.
>
> Bravo Will Smith!
> You could have at least changed the title a little
> bit.
> But thats okay WHITEY. Barack Hussien Obama
> doesn't like white skined people either (just read
> his fuckin' biography or look at the HATE SPEWING
> NIGGER church he attended for 20 years), even
> though he is half whitey himself, with a CRACKER
> momma and all.
>
> So we ain't mad atchya Willbur. Keep churnin' out
> the crap movies!
> Ya fuckin' reverse-racist faggot.

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> This new and degenerate work was coarse, bold, and
> wholly lacking in delicacy of detail. It was
> countersunk with exaggerated depth in bands
> following the same general line as the sparse
> car-touches of the earlier sections, but the
> height of the reliefs did not reach the level of
> the general surface. Danforth had the idea that it
> was a second carving— a sort of palimpsest formed
> after the obliteration of a previous design. In
> nature it was wholly decorative and conventional,
> and consisted of crude spirals and angles roughly
> following the quintile mathematical tradition of
> the Old Ones, yet seemingly more like a parody
> than a perpetuation of that tradition.

Haha... Did you copy and paste that from an "E N L A R G E your P3N1$" email?

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Perhaps... The text did mention giant albino penguins...

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> Haha... Did you copy and paste that from an "E N L
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http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/04/the-thing-prequel-to-begin-production-in-march/


"The Thing" is going to have a prequel starting production in March.



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Blessed are the murderous.
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>
> "The Thing" is going to have a prequel starting
> production in March.
>
>
>
> .

nice self portrait.

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Evidently there is going to be a third Dune movie.

http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/10/02/03/210228/Dune-Remake-Could-Mean-3D-Sandworms?art_pos=1

The Bazooka Joe movie??

Funny you should ask!

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Apropos of nothing Wrote:
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> The Bazooka Joe movie??
>
> Funny you should ask!
>
> .


why is the eye patch strap so wobbly?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> why is the eye patch strap so wobbly?


It was intended to be an ironic gesture toward the person who makes all those blisters comps with really poor Photoshop skills.

Hey! I've got feelings too, ya know!

..hurt old man feeling...



Apropos of nothing Wrote:
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> It was intended to be an ironic gesture toward the
> person who makes all those blisters comps with
> really poor Photoshop skills.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hey! I've got feelings too, ya know!
>
> ..hurt old man feeling...


You have nothing to worry about, Mr. Tuttle. Indeed, your work is the Photoshop equivalent of an obnoxiously handsome man.

I was thinking of the crude yet strangely compelling images created by this undoubtedly sick man (is that figure on the far right perchance a Picasso-Las Meninas reference?):

Apropos of nothing Wrote:
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> You have nothing to worry about, Mr. Tuttle.
> Indeed, your work is the Photoshop equivalent of
> an obnoxiously handsome man.

Even though you are a promiscuous harlot, you are much too kind...

>
> I was thinking of the crude yet strangely
> compelling images created by this undoubtedly sick
> man

I thought you may be referring to that particular picture... I always thought you were responsible for it?

(is that figure on the far right perchance a
> Picasso-Las Meninas reference?):

If you made it, maybe...
if not..... NAAAHHHH!

By the bye, did I ever tell you about the great Poker Night Incident at Misery's house?

"Four aces!" Mr. Misery (Jr.) said, laying his hand out on the table.

eesh said, "That ace of hearts is one of my discards...".

The other three guys playing (including Yours Truly) started to slide their chairs away from the table.

Misery said, "There's a bullet hole in your shirt."

eesh looked down and Misery shot him near the third button... Then, again, in the face for lying.

He's a regular chip off the old block, ain't he?

Harry Tuttle
Despicable Plagiarist

P.S. Thank you for the Bazooka Joe reference...

pgens Wrote:
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> Evidently there is going to be a third Dune
> movie.


Sounds like a crappy remake of an already crappy movie.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> P.S. Thank you for the Bazooka Joe reference...




P.S. People are saying that, well, everyone's saying that I gotta move on.
They're saying that a relationship of... our particular nature is "unacceptable."
Darn you Tuttle, I wish I could quit you.

Apropos of nothing Wrote:
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> P.S. People are saying that, well, everyone's
> saying that I gotta move on.
> They're saying that a relationship of... our
> particular nature is "unacceptable."
> Darn you Tuttle, I wish I could quit you.

Is that so? Well, everyone tells me that they don't understand what I see in you... They all say that you're no good for me... That I don't act quite myself when I'm around you... They say you-... They say you bring out the worst in me....

I simply tell them to eat a sock and die.

I don't wish to quit you... I wish I could join you in your white room...

Damn you! Why do you always push me away!?



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FUNdamental Wrote:
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>
> Keanu Reeves will take the lead role, James G.
> Robinson (‘Ace Ventura’, ‘Georgia Rule’ Major
> League II, Robin Hood) will produce,

That is "Mr. Robinson" to you. Even his closest business partners of 20+ years are required to call him "Mr. Robinson".

Even Mick Jagger was required to call him Mr. Robinson on the set of FreeJack.

It is a James Brown thing. Before James Brown entered a room, his handlers would make the announcement instructing all to refer to him only as Mr. Brown.

dey shood stipyewlate all remakes hav tew star at leest WUN LOLCAT, dawg or chezbugger.

Not that long till the new Nightmare on Elm Street comes out. Hopefully it will live up to its predecessor.

How the flying phugg can you possibly remake "The Dirty Dozen"? That's a classic, don't mess with it. Before you know it, they'll try to remake Dirty Harry.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Let's hope this Robin Hood is way better than the Kevin Costner version.

I grew-up on the Costner version, and I always liked it, but Russell Crowe could make this the most bad assed version ever. If Gladiator is any indication of him taking on this genre, then I think it'll be a winner.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).