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Miz I need your permission
Posted by: Horny guy ()
Date: April 16, 2018 08:17PM

I know she’s your old lady and you like to fuck her up the ass yourself but can I jerk off to your psycho mom, Sharon K. Moreno? I have some super hot fantasies.

We’re @ prom. I spike the punch and Tootguy gets drunk. We go off to my 57 Chevy, pop in some Elvis or Buddy Holly, she unzips my pants, and those buck teeth tickle my dick. Then I slide those panties down and fuck her raw

I’m a new private in the Marines at Quantico. 18 years old and a virgin. Sergeant tells me about your mom. I sneak into her house from the barracks and she shows me my manhood

She’s pregnant with you. She gives me a lap dance, squirts her titty milk on my dick while I jerk off.

I knock on the door, knock out Richard, then fuck your mom

I know she’s your mom but that cool with you?

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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: Horny guy ()
Date: April 16, 2018 08:41PM

Oh btw Miz I’m black lol

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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: Eewww ()
Date: April 16, 2018 08:46PM

Dude you’re sick. Who’d jack off to Sharon?

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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: .Miz ()
Date: April 16, 2018 10:12PM

Horny guy Wrote:
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> Oh btw Miz I’m black lol

You have my permission. Mommy loves the BBC almost as much as I do.

I'll lick Sharon's shit off your dick and then you can fuck me too.

Nothing better than the feel of a BBC invading my ass.
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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: Wtf do you think? ()
Date: April 16, 2018 10:16PM

This just seems to be another “dark humor” post by the boy wonder himself.

Oh, and btw, likely the first two responses too.

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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: Quinton Mommyfucker ()
Date: April 19, 2018 08:02PM

bump

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Re: Miz I need your permission
Posted by: bump. ()
Date: April 20, 2018 06:09PM

bump

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