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I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
The renovator
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Date: April 16, 2018 08:13PM
This weekend, I found out there is a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling that will be put on the market very soon, as it's current occupants have a number of debts that are in arrears. I drove past it earlier today to survey the property to determine whether it is a worthwhile investment. There is mildew on the sidings and the house is in a cul de sac which is less than ideal seeing as homes on cul de sacs on average are 15% less valuable than the average home. I do believe it has potential however as Sterling isn't a terrible market, and its position near Sugarland Run and the Dulles technology corridor give it some real value.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Cul de sac
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Date: April 16, 2018 08:20PM
The renovator Wrote:
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> the house is in a cul de sac which is
> less than ideal seeing as homes on cul de sacs on
> average are 15% less valuable than the average
> home.
Sharon has freaked out about the fact their home is located at the end of the circle. She imagined (she does this a lot) that eesh would pull up and open fire, like some sort of drive by shooting.
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> the house is in a cul de sac which is
> less than ideal seeing as homes on cul de sacs on
> average are 15% less valuable than the average
> home.
Sharon has freaked out about the fact their home is located at the end of the circle. She imagined (she does this a lot) that eesh would pull up and open fire, like some sort of drive by shooting.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Another house
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Date: April 16, 2018 08:30PM
Funny because there’s this crack house off Strath Rd. in Henrico county. Some meth head lives there and is getting kicked out. Guess his dad is tired of paying for it. Oh and there’s this gay tree house in the back. You should buy it, burn it down, collect insurance, and build another house
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
(*)
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Date: April 18, 2018 08:53PM
Now that Eesh's judgement is pretty much discharged, maybe Sharon will consider your offer?
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
fixer upper special
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Date: April 18, 2018 09:20PM
Judging from the pictures,poor old tootguy wasn't too handy around the house.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
EDYDM
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Date: April 18, 2018 10:08PM
The renovator Wrote:
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> This weekend, I found out there is a particular
> home on Riverview Court in Sterling that will be
> put on the market very soon, as it's current
> occupants have a number of debts that are in
> arrears. I drove past it earlier today to survey
> the property to determine whether it is a
> worthwhile investment. There is mildew on the
> sidings and the house is in a cul de sac which is
> less than ideal seeing as homes on cul de sacs on
> average are 15% less valuable than the average
> home. I do believe it has potential however as
> Sterling isn't a terrible market, and its position
> near Sugarland Run and the Dulles technology
> corridor give it some real value.
If you are lucky, the fat retard that lives there will off himself, because now his family is a proven losing household. You might get a good price.
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> This weekend, I found out there is a particular
> home on Riverview Court in Sterling that will be
> put on the market very soon, as it's current
> occupants have a number of debts that are in
> arrears. I drove past it earlier today to survey
> the property to determine whether it is a
> worthwhile investment. There is mildew on the
> sidings and the house is in a cul de sac which is
> less than ideal seeing as homes on cul de sacs on
> average are 15% less valuable than the average
> home. I do believe it has potential however as
> Sterling isn't a terrible market, and its position
> near Sugarland Run and the Dulles technology
> corridor give it some real value.
If you are lucky, the fat retard that lives there will off himself, because now his family is a proven losing household. You might get a good price.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
real estate
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Date: April 18, 2018 10:43PM
The Morenos will have to sell the house to fund their appeals of the bankruptcy decision. Maybe eesh can rent out his basement to the Morenos so they have a place to live. As a bonus William wouldn't have such a long drive when he wants to stalk eesh.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Ugly Little Spud
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Date: April 19, 2018 02:58AM
I heard that house is haunted by an overgrown slobby child that steals mattress linen and floods the basement.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Vfhc
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Date: May 23, 2018 12:13AM
Who would want to purchase that property knowing all the sick shit that happened there?
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
eesh doesn't have a basement
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Date: May 23, 2018 12:32AM
real estate Wrote:
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> The Morenos will have to sell the house to fund
> their appeals of the bankruptcy decision. Maybe
> eesh can rent out his basement to the Morenos so
> they have a place to live. As a bonus William
> wouldn't have such a long drive when he wants to
> stalk eesh.
I checked.
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> The Morenos will have to sell the house to fund
> their appeals of the bankruptcy decision. Maybe
> eesh can rent out his basement to the Morenos so
> they have a place to live. As a bonus William
> wouldn't have such a long drive when he wants to
> stalk eesh.
I checked.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
14 days
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Date: May 23, 2018 12:36AM
real estate Wrote:
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> The Morenos will have to sell the house to fund
> their appeals of the bankruptcy decision.
The deadline for noting an appeal from bankruptcy court is 14 days; the Morenos thought they had 30 days, which is for cases appealed from District Court.
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> The Morenos will have to sell the house to fund
> their appeals of the bankruptcy decision.
The deadline for noting an appeal from bankruptcy court is 14 days; the Morenos thought they had 30 days, which is for cases appealed from District Court.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Sharon brought her work home
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Date: May 23, 2018 12:58AM
Vfhc Wrote:
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> Who would want to purchase that property knowing
> all the sick shit that happened there?
Even worse than you thought.
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> Who would want to purchase that property knowing
> all the sick shit that happened there?
Even worse than you thought.
Attachments:
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Greg
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Date: June 09, 2018 02:39AM
Is it going on the market soon?
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
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will need disinfecting
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Date: June 09, 2018 03:27AM
My advice? Strip it down. All carpets, carpet padding, sheet rock, ceiling plaster, curtains, linoleum - get it the fuck out. Can't use it, can't salvage it. Too contaminated. Consult with a specialist as to whether the insulation can be saved.
The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures are likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
Warning - the basement at one point suffered water damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises, anticipate potential black mold issues. The fellow inspecting the insulation can provide any necessary guidance and remediation.
If you are looking to buy a house with the intention of immediately doing a major remodel from basement to attic, this could be a great buy if you can get an appropriate discount on it. If you are seeking a home to move your family right into, this house is not for you.
The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures are likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
Warning - the basement at one point suffered water damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises, anticipate potential black mold issues. The fellow inspecting the insulation can provide any necessary guidance and remediation.
If you are looking to buy a house with the intention of immediately doing a major remodel from basement to attic, this could be a great buy if you can get an appropriate discount on it. If you are seeking a home to move your family right into, this house is not for you.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Servpro
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Date: June 09, 2018 04:15AM
will need disinfecting Wrote:
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> My advice? Strip it down. All carpets, carpet
> padding, sheet rock, ceiling plaster, curtains,
> linoleum - get it the fuck out. Can't use it,
> can't salvage it. Too contaminated. Consult with a
> specialist as to whether the insulation can be
> saved.
>
> The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures are
> likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
>
> Warning - the basement at one point suffered water
> damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises,
> anticipate potential black mold issues. The fellow
> inspecting the insulation can provide any
> necessary guidance and remediation.
>
> If you are looking to buy a house with the
> intention of immediately doing a major remodel
> from basement to attic, this could be a great buy
> if you can get an appropriate discount on it. If
> you are seeking a home to move your family right
> into, this house is not for you.
Servpro does a good job on homes like this. Tell them to check the oven for Starban's ashes.
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> My advice? Strip it down. All carpets, carpet
> padding, sheet rock, ceiling plaster, curtains,
> linoleum - get it the fuck out. Can't use it,
> can't salvage it. Too contaminated. Consult with a
> specialist as to whether the insulation can be
> saved.
>
> The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures are
> likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
>
> Warning - the basement at one point suffered water
> damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises,
> anticipate potential black mold issues. The fellow
> inspecting the insulation can provide any
> necessary guidance and remediation.
>
> If you are looking to buy a house with the
> intention of immediately doing a major remodel
> from basement to attic, this could be a great buy
> if you can get an appropriate discount on it. If
> you are seeking a home to move your family right
> into, this house is not for you.
Servpro does a good job on homes like this. Tell them to check the oven for Starban's ashes.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Fse3
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Date: June 09, 2018 04:56AM
Servpro Wrote:
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> will need disinfecting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My advice? Strip it down. All carpets, carpet
> > padding, sheet rock, ceiling plaster, curtains,
> > linoleum - get it the fuck out. Can't use it,
> > can't salvage it. Too contaminated. Consult with
> a
> > specialist as to whether the insulation can be
> > saved.
> >
> > The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures
> are
> > likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
> >
> > Warning - the basement at one point suffered
> water
> > damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises,
> > anticipate potential black mold issues. The
> fellow
> > inspecting the insulation can provide any
> > necessary guidance and remediation.
> >
> > If you are looking to buy a house with the
> > intention of immediately doing a major remodel
> > from basement to attic, this could be a great
> buy
> > if you can get an appropriate discount on it.
> If
> > you are seeking a home to move your family
> right
> > into, this house is not for you.
>
>
>
> Servpro does a good job on homes like this. Tell
> them to check the oven for Starban's ashes.
Uh oh.. Mikey you should not have gone and done that post.
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> will need disinfecting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My advice? Strip it down. All carpets, carpet
> > padding, sheet rock, ceiling plaster, curtains,
> > linoleum - get it the fuck out. Can't use it,
> > can't salvage it. Too contaminated. Consult with
> a
> > specialist as to whether the insulation can be
> > saved.
> >
> > The kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures
> are
> > likewise tainted. Straight to the dump!
> >
> > Warning - the basement at one point suffered
> water
> > damage - given the poor upkeep of the premises,
> > anticipate potential black mold issues. The
> fellow
> > inspecting the insulation can provide any
> > necessary guidance and remediation.
> >
> > If you are looking to buy a house with the
> > intention of immediately doing a major remodel
> > from basement to attic, this could be a great
> buy
> > if you can get an appropriate discount on it.
> If
> > you are seeking a home to move your family
> right
> > into, this house is not for you.
>
>
>
> Servpro does a good job on homes like this. Tell
> them to check the oven for Starban's ashes.
Uh oh.. Mikey you should not have gone and done that post.
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
starban the revenant cat
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Date: June 09, 2018 05:07AM
Meeeow! miz stabbed me!
Re: I drove by a particular home on Riverview Court in Sterling, Virginia that I plan on buying
Posted by:
Seller
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Date: January 19, 2019 05:41PM
When's it going on the market and what's it's current value?